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  • He sends owl post, duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Actually, if you had read the books you would know that not once is Santa mentioned. The Christmas presents that all the kids get are delivered by the h House Elves. Which is mentioned in the 3rd book when Harry recieves his Firebolt from Sirius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Clearly Santa has tens of thousands of his own house elves in the north pole. No creature with free will would build millions of gift for snot nosed children. So if Hermione frees all the house elves in the world, there would be no more Christmas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:38pm
  • house elves can apparate in hogwarts, so if santa is an elf, which i believe he is, albeit a large fat one, i bet he could apparate in and out of hogwarts. not to mention he'd probably use a time-turner for optimal gift-giving time. word up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:24am
  • He goes to platform 9 and 3 quarters at kings cross. Duh!!! How else do you get into Hogwarts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:19am
  • just because someone can go on platform 9 3/4 doenst mean they can get INTO hogwarts. the hogwarts express only takes you to hogsmeade

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Alumnus get full access.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:58am
  • to all those who say santa doesnt bring gifts because he doesnt exist are fucking retarded. you cant say santa doesnt exist, and hogwarts does.... they either both exist or neither. for me, its both! woot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:12am
  • He's Dumbledore, duhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:02am
  • Ok here's how it works. I agree with 2:34 that Santa obviously has tons of house elves. He gives the house elves the presents and then they apparate into Hogwarts. In book 2, dobby apparates after Harry frees him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:36am
  • Hogwarts doesn't need santa. It's fucking Hogwarts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:20am
  • andd if any of you read the books you would know that almost all the kids go home for the holidays. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Silly people every one knows Santa dosnt give to the homeless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:21am
  • I would just like to say that I love whoever posted this and the people that are arguing over it.

    Submitted by kyui14 on Sep 27, 10 at 1:46pm
  • Everyone knows Santa is a wizard, how do you think he delivers all of those presents?

    Submitted by Xylus on Aug 25, 10 at 2:50am
  • hahaha, I love that this is from 574 and I also love the fact that you all are arguing about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:51am
  • Easy. Dumbledore IS Santa! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:20pm
  • I tryed to watch Harry potter high to yea don't do. Tht

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:49am
  • santa doesn't visit, he sends presents via owl post: duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:58pm
  • wow 1:16 way to be a douche...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:37am
  • you cant use a portkey to get into hogwarts! jeez does no one read "Hogwarts, a history"?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:05am
  • Sven you're my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:30pm
  • But 1:16, does Santa deliver the presents to the house elves?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:20pm
  • My guess would be a mixture of the magic of Christmas, a miracle on 34th street and a little bit of holiday spirit. DON'T BELIEVE YOU DONT RECIEVE BITCHES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:51pm
  • he does a bit of Ho Ho Hocus Pocus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:03am
  • Strangest question ever. Santa is obviously a wizard and he uses floo powder to go EVERYWHERE. It's how he makes it across the world overnight. You didn't really think he shimmied his ass down every chimney, did you? What about the ones who have no chimney?

    Submitted by raich3421 on Jul 9, 11 at 12:46pm
  • easy question. he uses a portkey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:38pm
  • i'm 9:03, and thumbs up always make me happy =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:24am
  • The owls bring the presents just like they bring the mail...

    Submitted by jade90 on Aug 11, 10 at 3:30am
  • Well it wouldn't be that difficult, Santa was one of Hogwarts' headmasters, so he could merely walk through the gates.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:52pm
  • I bet hogwart rappers spit parcel tongue

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:37am
  • Why worry? They're both non-exsitent anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:44am
  • 2:24, except Harry and Ron don't go home/The Burrow for Christmas until Book 5. Duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:37pm
  • He goes to platform 9

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:17am
  • the house elves take them up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:33am
  • Stupid people. Santa can't get into Hogwarts because Santa doesn't exist. Everyone gets theirs presents from home through owl post delivered by house elves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Best. Question . Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:11pm
  • 2:44 you can use a portkey to get out of hogwarts.....just not in........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Why use Santa when you make your own crap out of your own crap?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:35am
  • obviously via platform 9 3/4.... wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:41pm
  • 4:43, fucking brilliant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:57pm
  • I'm from 574 who wrote this was it cami

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:14am
  • 1:16 makes an excellent point. But if Santa WERE to go to Hogwart's, he would just use Floo Powder. Obvi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Santa's not stupid, in fact, he and Harry are scheming right now!! About how to get into hermoine's pants, sorry Ron, you ugly Ginger! You're Moms cool tho!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:22am
  • Practice. No. Wait. That's Carnegie Hall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:37am
  • Actually you can use a portkey in Hogwarts. In both books 4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:44pm