Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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I'm pretty sure that shark would rather be eating you too instead of you dying on the floor at 7am going to waste.. probably thinking who else is gonna eat you.
CORRECTION: "Dying on my bathroom floor at 7am. I have horrific whiskey sharts right now.
still better than on unknown sketchy bathroom floor with my head by toilet of foul smells and piss stains
Been there. At least there is a shower, sink and toilet nearby when it is not too painful to move.