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  • "Got herpes on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what STIs the next four years will hold."

    Submitted by SextsFLN on May 28, 10 at 10:22pm
  • Congratulations, you managed to get highschool boys interested in sex.

    Submitted by Herschel on May 28, 10 at 10:18pm
  • Have fun sucking off Frat fags who wont remember your name!

    Submitted by georgiag on May 28, 10 at 11:49pm
  • STD's. Have fun slut.

    Submitted by jmay5 on May 28, 10 at 10:55pm
  • The list is endless in the world of a slut.

    Submitted by Brilina on May 28, 10 at 10:15pm
  • Wow. You're gross.

    Submitted by ashpoop on May 28, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Keep calling her a slut and a whore guys, she's still getting more than you. Haha

    Submitted by 22mirabal on May 29, 10 at 7:21am
  • wow... she MADE OUT with 3 guys in one night... pretty sure that's not how you get pregnant

    Submitted by texter101 on May 28, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Ya. Frat slut in waiting.

    Submitted by libragrl on May 29, 10 at 4:55am
  • I seriously love that every one is so\nhard pressed on calling this girl a slut, etc. and making such a big deal out of "making out" with different people. Guys get away with whatever they want, and as soon as a girl is honest about stuff she is gross. Ita stupid. Making out doesn't get anyone pregnant or give them an sti, so everyone\nneeds to chill out and stop automatically extrapolating what she does or will do.

    Submitted by dani24 on May 29, 10 at 3:43am
    • Because when you're making out with a college guy... there is no possible way they are ever trying to get you into bed with them. If you're snogging 3 guys in once night, it's almost inevitable something will happen with one of them. Just saying.

      Submitted by Nix on May 29, 10 at 6:51pm
      • just because someone tries to get you in bed with them, doesn't mean you actually have to. sure there's a chance of it, but there are a lot of cock teases in the world, just sayinggg.

        Submitted by dani24 on May 30, 10 at 1:31am
        • True, but if you're making out with three guys in one night, I don't think your morals are very high. And, I don't know how it is where you are, but here, if you kiss three guys in one night, you might as well have slept with them cause you're a skank.

          Submitted by Nix on May 30, 10 at 1:58am
  • i hope you're going to my school....

    Submitted by jasboo on May 29, 10 at 1:53am
  • this is definitely for Camp War Eagle.

    Submitted by ginzo91 on May 29, 10 at 8:16pm
    • I hope it was CWE and not Bama Bound. I was in ttown for Honors College orientation and there were nooo cute guys. So.. keep it classy!

      Submitted by cartmanlover69 on May 29, 10 at 9:40pm
  • First

    Submitted by alias777 on May 28, 10 at 10:15pm
  • i see some jealous assholes on this site

    Submitted by ashcdennis on May 29, 10 at 1:22am
  • Oh how I have missed summer orientation..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 10 at 10:43pm
  • You're going to get pregnant next year for sure. Maybe you should reconsider this whole college thing before you have to drop out anyway.

    Submitted by thetrails on May 28, 10 at 11:36pm
  • Just consider them for slut orientation.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 28, 10 at 10:19pm
  • Making out doesn't make you a slut, sleeping with three guys on the first night would be slutty!

    Submitted by jerseeeygirl on May 29, 10 at 7:53am
  • Slut..

    Submitted by lilmissunshine on May 28, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Herpes, crabs, chlamydia, gonorrhea, etc.

    Submitted by uAllSuck on May 29, 10 at 3:53pm
  • 3 babies

    Submitted by SEV on May 29, 10 at 2:13am
  • How do you comment on a comment on here?

    Submitted by motofuck on May 28, 10 at 11:48pm
    • it must be some cryptic super secret, super hard mechanism that only the best or the best can untangle. and not a big red button that says "reply" or anything like that

      Submitted by bigman on May 29, 10 at 12:39am
  • Must b alot of virgins commenting on this post, or so it sounds, so what if the girl "made out" woopty shit, virgins or popular ppl haters and your classifying this girl... Anyone of u looser fucks would do the same If u had half a chance

    Submitted by spankyuno on May 29, 10 at 4:36am
  • uah?

    Submitted by mrt0002 on May 29, 10 at 3:37pm
  • Look for dome men next time..tramp!

    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 28, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Am I the only one who is pretty sure this came from a dude?

    Submitted by nemo85 on May 29, 10 at 10:17am
  • I feel uncomfortable when sluts are younger than me.

    Submitted by Nix on May 29, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Quick, race to see how many illegitimate children you can orphan while you're there! Go go go go go!

    Submitted by assholebutt on May 29, 10 at 11:44am
  • Agrees with ash and dani and 22

    Submitted by STD on May 29, 10 at 9:35am
  • Slut, noun: Someone who is having more sex than you are but not with you.\n\nMock her all you want, guys. She's still getting laid more than you.

    Submitted by arthurlux on May 28, 10 at 11:49pm
    • when is it any kind of accomplishment for a girl to get laid...all she has to do is offer n she will get a long line of ready n willing takes

      Submitted by bigman on May 29, 10 at 12:41am
    • the sad part is that she'll end up getting a reputation that no girl wants to keep...

      Submitted by lovelyguns on May 29, 10 at 2:17am
    • um ever hear of anyone having morals? like, there are people out there who don't live their whole lives just looking for a fuck with any disgusting stranger they meet? your life is sad, bro.

      Submitted by its118AM on Jun 7, 10 at 1:46am
  • Including that precious baby you'll end up with. Good luck.

    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 29, 10 at 2:11am
  • Wow some of you take these way to serious. If you don't want to read them then delete the app... It would be boring without random shit like this posted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 10 at 12:05am
  • I'm assuming you're in Tuscaloosa. Keep it classy!

    Submitted by hotlanta on May 29, 10 at 1:13am
  • Thumbs down to you, you Outbreak monkey.

    Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on May 29, 10 at 6:24am
  • You going to JSU?

    Submitted by HarryCallahan on May 29, 10 at 3:41am
  • Hahaha sounds like we have a lot of jealous freaks who can't get any! Props to you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 10 at 5:37am
  • Amen to that!!!

    Submitted by trombonewdb on May 29, 10 at 1:56am
  • Penicillin, lots of penicillin...

    Submitted by drummerboy351 on May 29, 10 at 8:15am
  • Wow, whatta ho hahaha

    Submitted by ZackOnTrack on May 29, 10 at 1:25am
  • welcome to Bama honey 4 years of fun and sin await you.

    Submitted by meganlaughing on May 31, 10 at 9:37pm
  • bigman- motofuck is probably using the iPhone app and not on the actual website. there is no big red fucking button that says reply. don't be a douche.

    Submitted by hellbillyngr on May 29, 10 at 1:12am
    • i appreciate the shout-out...i love seeing my name in print

      Submitted by bigman on May 29, 10 at 2:34am
  • You sexy slut, thousands of big penises await you.

    Submitted by niceman on May 29, 10 at 12:24pm
  • Moto: I'm on the iPhone app

    Submitted by Erykah on May 29, 10 at 1:48am
  • Hmm well I went to UAB transfer orientation last night and there was defintely no time for that. Sooo it wasn't UAB.

    Submitted by blondebabe90 on May 29, 10 at 1:25am
    • i'm pretty sure it was freshman or... lot more free time

      Submitted by lovelyguns on May 29, 10 at 2:15am
  • You're gonna wind up pregnant or have some sort of STD or vd!

    Submitted by codii on May 30, 10 at 4:06am
  • I am ridiculously jealous and can't wait for my orientation!

    Submitted by toohighrightnow on May 31, 10 at 8:05pm
  • HaHa this is very close to my college. Like 20 miles from my university. Nice !! Way to keep it classy Alabama.

    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on May 30, 10 at 9:54am
  • Whore

    Submitted by cowgrl3b on May 29, 10 at 2:48am
  • dani24: newsflash! you can get ghonorhea of the mouth by making out. just goes to show how much of an ignorant slut you are as well. GG.

    Submitted by tehOPEologist on May 29, 10 at 3:35pm
    • bahaha, i'm glad i'm a slut just because i'm sticking up for someone who is only making out with people. just goes to show how big of an ignorant ass you are by assuming you know anything about my sexual life.

      Submitted by dani24 on May 30, 10 at 1:33am
  • Moto con't: I haven't been able to figure that out on iPhone app, either. Got cut off before.

    Submitted by Erykah on May 29, 10 at 1:50am
  • @ 10:22- hahaha!!! just what i thought, "think of all the joys next year will hold... like herpes!" FTW!

    Submitted by slygrrl on Jan 1, 11 at 8:34am
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    Submitted by LindseyVolt on May 29, 10 at 3:20am
  • Herschel... I'm pretty positive high school boys have been interested in sex long before college orientation...

    Submitted by texter101 on May 28, 10 at 10:47pm
    • sarcasm: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. synonyms include - derision, mockery, ridicule, scorn, sneering, scoffing; irony; cynicism

      Submitted by mandyyy on May 28, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Stripper in training? I think so. Still, good for you.

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 2, 10 at 1:38am
  • when you look like a slut and act like one, don't go crying and looking for empathy when you get raped in college

    Submitted by sjg on May 28, 10 at 10:55pm
    • So basically, you believe people should be held responsible for other people's actions?

      Submitted by arthurlux on May 28, 10 at 11:47pm
      • now i now im gonna get plenty of hate for this n im NOT saying its always the girls fault but...if i have a rolls royce n i leave it parked in a bad neighborhood....what would i expect to happen

        Submitted by bigman on May 29, 10 at 12:44am
        • Girls gotta be smart. I know it's a stretch sometimes, and it's hard to see through the makeup caked on their faces, but don't go asking for trouble and surprised when you get it. It's not always the girl's fault but I'm sure sometimes it is. Whatever... Girls like this are the ones who have no self-control or respect for the value of physical intimacy.

          Submitted by mday24 on May 29, 10 at 6:25pm
  • Third

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 28, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Got my abbreviation for sexually transmitted disease right the first night of college orientation. Just imagine what the next four years will hold.

    Submitted by JTGrogan on May 30, 10 at 12:33am
  • People who make fun of these texts obviously don't get any.\nespecially you sexts

    Submitted by itsajoke on May 28, 10 at 10:31pm