This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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For the discerning birthday girl who wants to be so full of cum she squishes when she walks.
I was first in line. I hope the other 100 guys don't mind herpes.
Are you saying this based on the assumption that the texter is a girl or a homosexual male?
Or just a normal dude?
He could be bicurious
this whore level just pounded off the fucking charts. all puns intended
hey nothing wrong with wanting to get laid! bad idea to start the text with "this is a mass text" though. not the most appealing way to start your request for sex.
''...time slots start at noon and are every 5 minutes''
Haha stealing this idea
PS- Both boys and girls allowed.
Lol if it were only that easy...
If this is a guy, GENIUS! if it's a girl, can I reserve a 4 hour block? I'll be practicing my tongue pushups while I wait to hear back from you
feel free to tongue the girl. personally, after she already had sex with multiple guys that day, I think I'd pass on the oral. Unless you're a gh3y.
Just realised what to do for my birthday... :)
First day sex
This is all kinds of win
This is why we have AIDS.
actually we have aids because someone fucked a monkey.
Not gonna point any fingers, but the person wasnt white.
Hmm... If we have learned anything, it's that it probably was NOT a person of color. The Tuskegee experiment; our gov't injecting Guatemalans... And that's just the ones we know of. So... Your assertion is not a given.
What if he's g@y? ITB FTW!
3:49 - it is!!!
What's the last slot.. I want that one
Not available in the morning?
He/she has to look like george clooney/ Megan fox to get away with that
dids on noon
im sorry but that just sounds painful. sex ALL day?
You must not be doing it properly.
Wood, of course not available in morning! OP's gotta rest!
Wow emma, your my hero. Just let me know and I will start you off.
Well that is an ontario area code
Fake...but better to be a fake whore than a real whore, I suppose.
Wow... It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway if it's a chick... Remember boys and girls, herpes is the gift that keeps on giving!
RAAAAAAAANDY-so nice of you to share your STDs.
Holy shit! Nice.
MasterK for some of us it is!
More like 'sluts begin at noon'...geesh. I hope one of the other presents is a Plan B, or two.
And this is a prime example of why the Maury show is still on tv trying to figure out who the baby's daddy is. No objections though, go get it!
Sounds painful... Just saying...
Megan Fox< Shit\nJust accept it, she's a dirty slut who is probaby so loose you could stick your dick inside of her and all you'd feel is air.
Ummmm ok me too!