Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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That's not a problem, that's a solution.
I fail to see the issue
"So get off of me."
Here's the next: getting home.
That's a solution not a problem
No, here's your first problem: you're not high.
Dump the bitch that is upset you drink. Lots of good drunk sluts out there.
I get that often , but not drunk enough . The women like me to give them lap dances an I'm a male bartender in a lil bar called the giddyup in rayne Louisiana
Entirely TMI, Lumpy.
First world problem?
And that's a problem why?
I'm better when I'm drunk.