so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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Masturbation shouldn't be a hobby, but its better then hooking up with random people to get off. It's kinda sad the need people feel to prove themselves that way.
thinking of someone actually having an inner dialogue on the merits of whether or not to masturbate is pretty lol
9:45, i second that. ^^^
12:30 It's only okay if you're actually attracted to her. Sleeping with someone you're not attracted to is an expression of self-loathing. And just plain pathetic.
I tried it with a condom on. Not very easy with your hand but I have had experience with girls.
you can just lick the sweat off my balls
Masturbation is NOT the loser's way out. You are guaranteed to get off with no risk of disease. Or waking up to a crazy. It's an excellent hobby.
11:18 The ability to type the right numbers also reflects greatly upon you.
fatties need love too! i would argue that self-love is more desperate than finding a random big girl to love. cushion for the pushin'. count it.
make it a contest...first to spooge wins!
Masturbation isn't for losers u fucking pos asshole go grow a fucking dick and finger your small fucking shit butthole fuck u
in this case we're ALL losers.
358 I'm concerned for you
Brandon, is this you?! I've been telling you you need to do this for years! It creates endurance...