I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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It must be difficult to be the guy who can't hide his boner in his waistband because it pokes out the neck of his shirt.
Believe me, it is VERY difficult.
shut up you're probably hung like a grasshopper
WRONG!!! If you can't get your mouth around it, then put your mouth on it.
Then stop sucking and start fucking
That's just laziness. You don't always deep-throat your popsickles do ya?
Clearly, your skill level is lacking.
Alittle of both in my oppinion. Maby he should just become a porn star! I'm sure there are some girls in that industry that could do it!
You just can't be mad.
If it's too big for that, I have no idea how sex is going to work...
Don't worry. He'll find someone who will. Probably the friend you texted this too;)
my girl the first time she saw it was a little intimidated too but she learned how to unhinged her jaw and lost that nasty gag reflex reeeeaaal quick
size has nothing to do with giving your man oral. if you love to please a man, you love it. you just enjoy it however you can. that's all. =)
I remember you, we agreed not to say anything......
I'm gonna say a little bit of both...
Is anyone else getting annoyed at this Allen001 who keeps putting comments as advertisements about this other website? It's starting to piss me off
like really, "has instead has"?
yes i freakin am.
How big is supposedly "too big for a blow job" anyway? Surely I'm not the only inquiring mind who wants to know this...
Wow thats happened to me b4!
thats bullshit. \nmy boyfriend has gotten that many times...\nlearn to unhinge your jaw. works like a charm.
Haha thank god someone else feels this way
I'm sorry if I can take 12" u can suck his cock! It's never too big
Let ur tongue do the walking to the head of the staff....
I had one like that once.It's no joke;everyone involved misses out on BJ's but what an awesome ride!
If I had a nickel for every time...
Ron Jeremy can still get blowjobs...
maybe she just has a small mouth
i'd have to say that if i was that big, id definetly...find a girl with a bigger mouth. =]
shit if I had a nickel for everytime a girl said she didn't have gag reflexes but can deepthroat
There is no dick too big for sucking. The bigger the better. Thick and long - yummm. - female, 34
Story of my effin' life. It's a gift and a curse.
send him my way!!!
Is he just too tall? What about a stepladder?
Maybe he's big enough to suck his own dick, then he's lucky because he would not need a woman in his life.
But that would be terrible! Who would make him sammiches?!