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  • Submitted by IneptAdept on Apr 30, 10 at 6:17am

    It must be difficult to be the guy who can't hide his boner in his waistband because it pokes out the neck of his shirt.

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      Submitted by klangford on Apr 30, 10 at 2:56pm

      Believe me, it is VERY difficult.

      • Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 2, 10 at 12:57am

        shut up you're probably hung like a grasshopper

  • Submitted by tonto01 on Apr 30, 10 at 7:11am

    WRONG!!! If you can't get your mouth around it, then put your mouth on it.

  • Submitted by JackBerton on Apr 30, 10 at 8:34am

    That's just laziness. You don't always deep-throat your popsickles do ya?

  • Submitted by motofuck on Apr 30, 10 at 9:01am

    Then stop sucking and start fucking

  • Submitted by Turducken on Apr 30, 10 at 9:26am

    Clearly, your skill level is lacking.

  • Submitted by dmzelda203 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:14am

    If it's too big for that, I have no idea how sex is going to work...

  • Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 30, 10 at 11:29am

    Alittle of both in my oppinion. Maby he should just become a porn star! I'm sure there are some girls in that industry that could do it!

  • Submitted by gutsout on Apr 30, 10 at 9:24am

    You just can't be mad.

  • Submitted by klangford on Apr 30, 10 at 9:56am

    I remember you, we agreed not to say anything......

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 30, 10 at 6:50pm

    Don't worry. He'll find someone who will. Probably the friend you texted this too;)

  • Submitted by awkward on Apr 30, 10 at 12:49pm

    How big is supposedly "too big for a blow job" anyway? Surely I'm not the only inquiring mind who wants to know this...

  • Submitted by razzapple on Apr 30, 10 at 12:01pm

    Is anyone else getting annoyed at this Allen001 who keeps putting comments as advertisements about this other website? It's starting to piss me off

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    Submitted by AnimeBabe on Apr 30, 10 at 6:20am

    I'm gonna say a little bit of both...

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    Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 5, 10 at 11:36pm

    my girl the first time she saw it was a little intimidated too but she learned how to unhinged her jaw and lost that nasty gag reflex reeeeaaal quick

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    Submitted by cloudcarver on Apr 30, 10 at 5:44pm

    Let ur tongue do the walking to the head of the staff....

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 30, 10 at 11:25pm

    maybe she just has a small mouth

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    Submitted by hahJULIEkma on Apr 30, 10 at 11:11pm

    size has nothing to do with giving your man oral. if you love to please a man, you love it. you just enjoy it however you can. that's all. =)

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    Submitted by Ghost32 on Apr 30, 10 at 3:00pm

    I had one like that once.It's no joke;everyone involved misses out on BJ's but what an awesome ride!

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    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Sep 25, 10 at 9:40pm

    Story of my effin' life. It's a gift and a curse.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 10:00pm

    Tfgde

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    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 30, 10 at 11:23pm

    If I had a nickel for every time...

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    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 2, 10 at 12:56am

    i'd have to say that if i was that big, id definetly...find a girl with a bigger mouth. =]

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    Submitted by speedwasted on Apr 30, 10 at 11:59pm

    True true

  • Submitted by skittens_69lol on May 13, 10 at 4:51pm

    thats bullshit. \nmy boyfriend has gotten that many times...\nlearn to unhinge your jaw. works like a charm.

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    Submitted by missjesika on Apr 30, 10 at 4:02pm

    Haha thank god someone else feels this way

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    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Apr 30, 10 at 4:42pm

    Ron Jeremy can still get blowjobs...

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    Submitted by il0v3yuhbabyb00 on Feb 21, 11 at 3:50pm

    Wow thats happened to me b4!

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    Submitted by tazz36 on May 2, 10 at 1:17am

    I'm sorry if I can take 12" u can suck his cock! It's never too big

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    Submitted by Bjoseph on May 1, 10 at 3:34am

    send him my way!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 6:44am

    Maybe he's big enough to suck his own dick, then he's lucky because he would not need a woman in his life.

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      Submitted by Dr_Thunder on Apr 30, 10 at 10:01pm

      But that would be terrible! Who would make him sammiches?!

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    Submitted by snafu on May 1, 10 at 3:12pm

    LUCKY MIKE!!!!

  • Submitted by shedenvy on Apr 30, 10 at 6:53am

    Is he just too tall? What about a stepladder?

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 2, 10 at 6:44pm

    shit if I had a nickel for everytime a girl said she didn't have gag reflexes but can deepthroat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 11:46pm

    There is no dick too big for sucking. The bigger the better. Thick and long - yummm. - female, 34