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  • Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 30, 10 at 3:42pm

    If you voted this a bad night, then what the fuck are you even reading tfln for?

    • Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 30, 10 at 4:40pm

      Some people are just very disappointed that they aren't having sex with Figuratively five times a day.

      • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 4:44pm

        My "thumb" is up on that one

      • Submitted by RyanM on Nov 30, 10 at 5:22pm

        ahaha gotta be what it is.

  • Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Nov 30, 10 at 4:05pm

    @figuratively Were talking about sex, not jacking-off

  • Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 30, 10 at 4:10pm

    @ThizzGOBLIN I was also talking about sex. and I'm a chick so even if I was getting myself off 5 times a day it wouldn't really be that odd.

  • Submitted by summer11 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:57pm

    if only everyday could be this great...

  • Submitted by kiko0426 on Dec 2, 10 at 9:02pm

    What a horny day

  • Submitted by akaraab321 on Dec 4, 10 at 12:26am

    To all the people arguing over area codes... He could have moved and kept the same number.

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 1, 10 at 2:21am

    Probably a long ago message that finally got approved.. Though that's a good story on what you did snowed in. Wish I had something like that last year...instead of getting stuck in snow due to 4x4 breaking down and bro had to get me out. Then again I would have to be somewhere else, instead of under the same roof with family. Sad part all boy next door are taken.

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 1, 10 at 3:32am

    I wish I had it like that I am sick of my right hand

  • Submitted by Wicholas on Dec 1, 10 at 4:33am

    Or if it was Colorado.. The point is still the same

  • Submitted by Robertmw1988 on Dec 2, 10 at 11:31am

    So. Figuratively. How much do you get paid for the five times a day?

  • Submitted by retanimstar on Dec 1, 10 at 12:55am

    Strange seeing as we haven't had an inch of snow yet....

  • Submitted by venom400 on Dec 1, 10 at 7:41am

    Funny , this happened to me when katrina went trough miami an left us powerless for 2 weeks , funny what havin no tv makes you do lol

  • Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 30, 10 at 3:51pm

    Weird. Five times is about average for me.

    • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 4:23pm

      It's gotta be hard to maintain that kind of schedule (just noticed the Double, there). If you ever need help.....

  • Submitted by H8torade on Dec 1, 10 at 12:42am

    Lol I'm voting up on this just for Figuratively

  • Submitted by babyfacekillerr on Jan 11, 11 at 1:38am

    Danggg. I live here.. I wish I could say that.

  • Submitted by teets215 on Dec 2, 10 at 12:42am

    one of the best I've ever read

  • Submitted by Wicholas on Dec 1, 10 at 4:31am

    To everyone who pointed out it's a las Vegas area code, he could have received it

  • Submitted by lauren67 on Nov 30, 10 at 11:04pm

    fake. this is a las vegas area code, why would you have a snow day?

    • Submitted by Gimp360 on Nov 30, 10 at 11:35pm

      actually its Colorado. Why indeed....

  • Submitted by bytemybutt on Dec 2, 10 at 8:08pm

    It'd be even better 5 times with a partner, wanker!

  • Submitted by lolly61191 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:00pm

    Normal for me too.