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  • If you voted this a bad night, then what the fuck are you even reading tfln for?

    Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 30, 10 at 3:42pm
  • @ThizzGOBLIN I was also talking about sex. and I'm a chick so even if I was getting myself off 5 times a day it wouldn't really be that odd.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 30, 10 at 4:10pm
  • @figuratively Were talking about sex, not jacking-off

    Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Nov 30, 10 at 4:05pm
  • Probably a long ago message that finally got approved.. Though that's a good story on what you did snowed in. Wish I had something like that last year...instead of getting stuck in snow due to 4x4 breaking down and bro had to get me out. Then again I would have to be somewhere else, instead of under the same roof with family. Sad part all boy next door are taken.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 1, 10 at 2:21am
  • What a horny day

    Submitted by kiko0426 on Dec 2, 10 at 9:02pm
  • if only everyday could be this great...

    Submitted by summer11 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:57pm
  • Or if it was Colorado.. The point is still the same

    Submitted by Wicholas on Dec 1, 10 at 4:33am
  • I wish I had it like that I am sick of my right hand

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 1, 10 at 3:32am
  • To all the people arguing over area codes... He could have moved and kept the same number.

    Submitted by akaraab321 on Dec 4, 10 at 12:26am
  • Danggg. I live here.. I wish I could say that.

    Submitted by babyfacekillerr on Jan 11, 11 at 1:38am
  • Funny , this happened to me when katrina went trough miami an left us powerless for 2 weeks , funny what havin no tv makes you do lol

    Submitted by venom400 on Dec 1, 10 at 7:41am
  • Lol I'm voting up on this just for Figuratively

    Submitted by H8torade on Dec 1, 10 at 12:42am
  • Weird. Five times is about average for me.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 30, 10 at 3:51pm
    • It's gotta be hard to maintain that kind of schedule (just noticed the Double, there). If you ever need help.....

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 4:23pm
  • Strange seeing as we haven't had an inch of snow yet....

    Submitted by retanimstar on Dec 1, 10 at 12:55am
  • So. Figuratively. How much do you get paid for the five times a day?

    Submitted by Robertmw1988 on Dec 2, 10 at 11:31am
  • To everyone who pointed out it's a las Vegas area code, he could have received it

    Submitted by Wicholas on Dec 1, 10 at 4:31am
  • fake. this is a las vegas area code, why would you have a snow day?

    Submitted by lauren67 on Nov 30, 10 at 11:04pm
  • one of the best I've ever read

    Submitted by teets215 on Dec 2, 10 at 12:42am
  • It'd be even better 5 times with a partner, wanker!

    Submitted by bytemybutt on Dec 2, 10 at 8:08pm
  • Normal for me too.

    Submitted by lolly61191 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:00pm