Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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If you voted this a bad night, then what the fuck are you even reading tfln for?
Some people are just very disappointed that they aren't having sex with Figuratively five times a day.
My "thumb" is up on that one
ahaha gotta be what it is.
@ThizzGOBLIN I was also talking about sex. and I'm a chick so even if I was getting myself off 5 times a day it wouldn't really be that odd.
@figuratively Were talking about sex, not jacking-off
Probably a long ago message that finally got approved.. Though that's a good story on what you did snowed in. Wish I had something like that last year...instead of getting stuck in snow due to 4x4 breaking down and bro had to get me out. Then again I would have to be somewhere else, instead of under the same roof with family. Sad part all boy next door are taken.
What a horny day
if only everyday could be this great...
Or if it was Colorado.. The point is still the same
I wish I had it like that I am sick of my right hand
To all the people arguing over area codes... He could have moved and kept the same number.
Danggg. I live here.. I wish I could say that.
Lol I'm voting up on this just for Figuratively
Funny , this happened to me when katrina went trough miami an left us powerless for 2 weeks , funny what havin no tv makes you do lol
Weird. Five times is about average for me.
It's gotta be hard to maintain that kind of schedule (just noticed the Double, there). If you ever need help.....
Strange seeing as we haven't had an inch of snow yet....
So. Figuratively. How much do you get paid for the five times a day?
To everyone who pointed out it's a las Vegas area code, he could have received it
fake. this is a las vegas area code, why would you have a snow day?
actually its Colorado. Why indeed....
one of the best I've ever read
It'd be even better 5 times with a partner, wanker!
Normal for me too.