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  • 7:45, you stole that from Superbad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:12pm
  • My girlfriend had one and they are now awesome. perfect looking and an all-natural jiggle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:43am
  • Had an ex get a reduction a few years ago I never asked for before/after looks or pix. However, I did tell her husband to "kiss them goodbye for me"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:53am
  • 7:45 hilarious and true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:23pm
  • ahha totally said this to one of my friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:41am
  • I think I know the girl this was addressed to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:23pm
  • LOL only pics are at the plastic surgeons office LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:39pm
  • I got a breast reduction two weeks ago, but no worries.. most of the town has seen mine already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:31am
  • SO many of my guy friends tried to make me do this before I got my reduction!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Getting a breast reduction is like slapping God in the face...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:45pm
  • true, its in the bible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:17pm
  • i agree, 9:33!!! tell guys to carry around huge-ass babyfeeders 24/7 and THEN see how much they like big tits!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:50pm
  • if this is who i think it is, she needs a tummy tuck more than a breast reduction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Ha I'm getting my reduction soon I literally have a list of both male n female friends asking to see them just once n ya I get the who slap in face to god comment to but w/e ppl don't get it hurts ur back n to be honest I hated the attention I received can't wait to be normal!

    Submitted by coris0788 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:33am
  • i had a reduction. i showed mine a lotttt before but now i only show girls. (:

    Submitted by OneHottMess on Sep 5, 10 at 3:26pm
  • My friend told me that I should never get breast reduction surgery because it was like giving back a present from God, and that is just impolite, both the igving back a present and being rude to god. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:43pm
  • ^^^ BHAHAHAHAHA ZING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:52pm
  • ^ did you give them pics? and I want to see too, darling. But only because I'm jealous (mine are not as big as I'd like)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:05pm
  • I agree. Taking that away from the world without spreading the joy would be quite cruel. You can never have too much boobies (well okay, that's a lie. But I'm assuming she doesn't.) Pics or it didn't happen, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:37pm
  • I, too, concur. ...also, a tittie fuck will make the soreness go away after the operation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:05pm
  • i had the same reaction when i was having my reduction done. men are so predictable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:43pm
  • This rule still stands babe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:07pm
  • wow men wanting to look at boob... yes that is predictable, thanks for pointing that out captain obvious. and 343 quit making up that you had breast reductions, you've been flat since eighth grade

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:20pm
  • I fucking get this from guys all the time if u had something that was straning ur back yould get it reduced too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:33pm
  • and post pics on twitter so we can see....it's only fair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:02pm
  • I can safely say that before I had my reduction I got a text like that from 90% of the men I know. It was generally followed by an " before and after pictures or looks are a rule"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:53pm
  • was she busty in the seventh grade?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:40pm