If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
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7:45, you stole that from Superbad
Had an ex get a reduction a few years ago
I never asked for before/after looks or pix.
However, I did tell her husband to "kiss them goodbye for me"
My girlfriend had one and they are now awesome. perfect looking and an all-natural jiggle.
7:45 hilarious and true
LOL only pics are at the plastic surgeons office LOL
I think I know the girl this was addressed to.
ahha totally said this to one of my friends
Getting a breast reduction is like slapping God in the face...
SO many of my guy friends tried to make me do this before I got my reduction!
I got a breast reduction two weeks ago, but no worries.. most of the town has seen mine already.
i agree, 9:33!!! tell guys to carry around huge-ass babyfeeders 24/7 and THEN see how much they like big tits!!
true, its in the bible
if this is who i think it is, she needs a tummy tuck more than a breast reduction.
Ha I'm getting my reduction soon I literally have a list of both male n female friends asking to see them just once n ya I get the who slap in face to god comment to but w/e ppl don't get it hurts ur back n to be honest I hated the attention I received can't wait to be normal!
My friend told me that I should never get breast reduction surgery because it was like giving back a present from God, and that is just impolite, both the igving back a present and being rude to god. Haha
^ did you give them pics?
and I want to see too, darling. But only because I'm jealous (mine are not as big as I'd like)
^^^ BHAHAHAHAHA ZING
i had a reduction. i showed mine a lotttt before but now i only show girls. (:
I can safely say that before I had my reduction I got a text like that from 90% of the men I know. It was generally followed by an " before and after pictures or looks are a rule"
I agree. Taking that away from the world without spreading the joy would be quite cruel. You can never have too much boobies (well okay, that's a lie. But I'm assuming she doesn't.)
Pics or it didn't happen, man.
i had the same reaction when i was having my reduction done. men are so predictable.
I, too, concur.
...also, a tittie fuck will make the soreness go away after the operation.
This rule still stands babe.
wow men wanting to look at boob... yes that is predictable, thanks for pointing that out captain obvious. and 343 quit making up that you had breast reductions, you've been flat since eighth grade
I fucking get this from guys all the time if u had something that was straning ur back yould get it reduced too
was she busty in the seventh grade?
and post pics on twitter so we can see....it's only fair