I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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So you're saying the smell of blood attracts him?
Sounds like your new nickname is going to be "Herpes Vag"
your vag is so busted you had to find a guy that would eat anything?
Where I'm from, Shark Week means she is on her period that week
His name is Shark Week cause his buddies saw his face after eating a girl on the rag, they would call him The Goat if he would eat anyone.
Eww imagine the rim jobs he's given out. Pass.