He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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Sounds like he shooting for anal.
Some people can't take a compliment....
sounds like hes shooting for shit.
It's a compliment, take it or leave it
Sounds like you're a bitch that will be bitching for the rest of your bitchy life. Next text will be complaining about how you only ever find guys that are dicks.
He is shooting for a threesome.
Haha 973 new jersey