I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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The wail of a whale?\n\nbahahah sorry
Been cooler if he hadn't said wail, maybe cry or moan.