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  • 78 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:46am

    In Soviet Russia, 17 year old mate with YOU!!!

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:20pm

    Twilight makes me ashamed to be a 17 year old girl. 

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:00pm

    Did the mating call work?

  • 55 52
    Submitted by MarcheHare on Jan 12, 10 at 9:58pm

    That's beautiful on so many levels. I hope that person got laid and a gold star.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:57pm

    Twilight sucks, and everyone knows it.

  • 65 81
    Submitted by loveaddicttt on Feb 6, 10 at 7:02pm

    If you used that line on me, i would not fuck u. And i'm a 17 year old girl.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:16pm

    urgh i hate twilight! it makes me embarrased to be a girl, and is it just me or is robert pattinson UGLY as sin!!!

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:17pm

    It would work on me. I love the Twilight Saga. Fuck off.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:08am

    Anytime I see "you told..." I assume it's fake.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:52am

    Yo soviet Russia dude, do I kno u from somewhere? I'm 17 and I love twilight. I wouldn't buy that shit though. How drunk does one 17 year old girl have to be to buy that shit anyway? I call a study on it.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:49pm

    when will this idiot-consuming fad end? move on already...

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:37am

    The Twilight saga is my new testament.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:35pm

    Haha that's halaruius111:P

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:59am

    fuck twilight and the retards that read it

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:30am

    @8:42pm Thinking about how the fad with gain even more momentum when the other movie is released, tarnishes my faith in humanity...

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:06pm

    Twilight rhymes with pussy

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:04pm

    twilight sucks more than blood, people. twilight sucks balls. big hairy balls.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:08pm

    Twilight is for fuckers.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:23am

    I was wearing socks and I took them off. YES!!! motherfucker you lonely stoner

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:58pm

    I'm pretty sure that's one of the greatest pickup lines I have ever heard.. It would totally work for me! ; )

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:24pm

    Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha this is great

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:15pm

    this is my area code...lol

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:26pm

    hahaha. this was me!! i very much did this out of spite. i hate twilight.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:40am

    My response would be: "Fuck me until there is NO sun". Twilight is AMAZING.

  • 25 28
    Submitted by tulana_drake on Apr 19, 12 at 11:24am

    I love when people say, "omg this is my area code!!". \n\nWell to you I say, "congratufuckinglations for being special enough to live in the same general region of whoever posted this!"\n\nFor real, though.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:21pm

    There should be a rule against morons posting shit on here!!! Get a fucking life you losers!!

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:09pm

    Hahahahaha wow niggay that shits mad funny

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:19pm

    Fuck Edwards and his pale ass skin!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by tinytot44 on Jul 30, 10 at 8:39am

    Fuck twilight, however that is pretty creative and would prob work on desperate closet cases like these dumb girls thankfully I only fuck guys with potential

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:42pm

    This fad won't end. Just when u think it's dying out. WHAM! New moon DVD and eclipse in theaters by in june

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:41pm

    Lmao what a fucking loser

  • 45 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:46pm

    Hot 17 yr old white girls like Miley are hot