you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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In Soviet Russia, 17 year old mate with YOU!!!
urgh i hate twilight! it makes me embarrased to be a girl, and is it just me or is robert pattinson UGLY as sin!!!
Twilight makes me ashamed to be a 17 year old girl.
Did the mating call work?
Twilight sucks, and everyone knows it.
when will this idiot-consuming fad end? move on already...
I'm pretty sure that's one of the greatest pickup lines I have ever heard..
It would totally work for me! ; )
hahaha. this was me!! i very much did this out of spite. i hate twilight.
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha this is great
Twilight rhymes with pussy
Fuck Edwards and his pale ass skin!
Haha that's halaruius111:P
Anytime I see "you told..." I assume it's fake.
fuck twilight and the retards that read it
I love when people say, "omg this is my area code!!". \n\nWell to you I say, "congratufuckinglations for being special enough to live in the same general region of whoever posted this!"\n\nFor real, though.
If you used that line on me, i would not fuck u. And i'm a 17 year old girl.
Twilight is for fuckers.
There should be a rule against morons posting shit on here!!! Get a fucking life you losers!!
That's beautiful on so many levels. I hope that person got laid and a gold star.
The Twilight saga is my new testament.
this is my area code...lol
Hahahahaha wow niggay that shits mad funny
Thinking about how the fad with gain even more momentum when the other movie is released, tarnishes my faith in humanity...
I was wearing socks and I took them off. YES!!! motherfucker you lonely stoner
My response would be: "Fuck me until there is NO sun". Twilight is AMAZING.
It would work on me. I love the Twilight Saga. Fuck off.
Hot 17 yr old white girls like Miley are hot
This fad won't end. Just when u think it's dying out. WHAM! New moon DVD and eclipse in theaters by in june
Lmao what a fucking loser
twilight sucks more than blood, people.
twilight sucks balls. big hairy balls.
Yo soviet Russia dude, do I kno u from somewhere? I'm 17 and I love twilight. I wouldn't buy that shit though. How drunk does one 17 year old girl have to be to buy that shit anyway? I call a study on it.
Fuck twilight, however that is pretty creative and would prob work on desperate closet cases like these dumb girls thankfully I only fuck guys with potential