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  • 71 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:42am

    i think i sent this text to get my ex to fuck me...

  • 65 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:35pm

    I Belong to the Fellowship of the Sun.

  • 66 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:51am

    That's the way to be.

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:33pm

    Morals makes life difficult.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:06pm

    if there's anything i hate its losing, if there's any two things i hate, its losing, and getting cancer

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:00am

    to (419) and (216): i love my roommates.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:36pm

    Are there even any Christians left? I thought that was a dying fad. I don't know any, anyway.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:05pm

    Yes 1:36 there are plenty of delusioned Christians bringing their plight to the world.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:34pm

    Christian morality is an oxymoron, but I don't think this text had anything to do with religion so both of you can go straight to the makeup sex. Morals are subjective.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:31am

    2:00am -- we love our roommates, too :) - 419 -

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:24pm

    sick fucks plz go away

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:32pm

    They were with the exception of Buddha just cultist who knew how to manipulate people anyway, so if you think I give a fuck you're wrong.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:52pm

    2 35... win for trueblood reference

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:30pm

    Christianity is the bggest scam ever run. A women acts like a ho gets pregnant and convinces her husband that she's still a virgin, which btw what women is still a virgin after getting married, then raises her child to believe he is the son of god who apparently created all, pulling in more suckers every day. And now 2000 years later it has been proven the world is filled with gullible idiots who are stupid enough to believe someone actually cares and that they can sin all they want and get away with it.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:17pm

    Hey people! Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me. Hugth and kitheth Tqgitc

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:36pm

    I would love to have sex with big tone I want to ride his rock hard cock. God big tone won't you make me moan and scream your name. -Emery

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:22pm

    Morals are for pussies. Excuse me while I drown this puppy.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:51pm

    You're pulling in more suckers

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:33pm

    lol @ 4:25..isnt it time for your bible study or sumthing?

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:24pm

    Morals are important people. I recently improved my morals. I now only kill puppies if I hear them bark or piss in public. It feels better killing only the puppies that truly deserve it.