Two words: nipple clamps
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.