he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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These pretzels suck.
Good for you ol girl for shagging a British bloke!
THIS is why I want my mom to adopt a foreign exchange student.
It's oklahoma.. Suprised it took 4 hours, I bet his cars parked outside and his accent goes away as soon as he gets a lil closer to sober
So fucking whackkkk
You call it love I call it Slut
Firsty is fucking stupid
Being in OK is making me salty.
Heres your drink firstys... Beer dingo just made a delivery. Mmmm "the reverend" by averey brewery yum... Triple belgian ale.
I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!
These pretzels are making me firsty :)
Congrats... Heres a bouquet of pretzels.
Second instance of closet sex this week. Interesting.
Beer dingo they requested a less spit more filling beer. Damn dingo. Glad I drink water;)
Huh? Anyway, hey all firsty lovers and haters. I put sugar on the pretzels so they shouldn't make you too thirsty.
These pretzels are making me firsty...
Firsty, firsty, and firsty! My niggas.
:3 I fucking love you Firsty!