he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Firsty is fucking stupid
These pretzels suck.
Good for you ol girl for shagging a British bloke!
You call it love I call it Slut
It's oklahoma.. Suprised it took 4 hours, I bet his cars parked outside and his accent goes away as soon as he gets a lil closer to sober
Heres your drink firstys... Beer dingo just made a delivery. Mmmm "the reverend" by averey brewery yum... Triple belgian ale.
Being in OK is making me salty.
THIS is why I want my mom to adopt a foreign exchange student.
So fucking whackkkk
These pretzels are making me firsty :)
I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!
Congrats... Heres a bouquet of pretzels.
Beer dingo they requested a less spit more filling beer. Damn dingo. Glad I drink water;)
Huh? Anyway, hey all firsty lovers and haters. I put sugar on the pretzels so they shouldn't make you too thirsty.
Second instance of closet sex this week. Interesting.
These pretzels are making me firsty...
Firsty, firsty, and firsty! My niggas.
:3 I fucking love you Firsty!