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  • Submitted by miketemple on Jun 20, 10 at 6:30pm

    You could have killed someone

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      Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 20, 11 at 12:33pm

      Weapons of mass distraction?

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 20, 10 at 7:06pm

    As far as the cop is concerned, you don't.

  • Submitted by JTGrogan on Jun 21, 10 at 1:33am

    Youll feel bad the first time you take away a hard workin single father from his loving six year old son.

  • Submitted by brocky on Jun 21, 10 at 3:05am

    How much do you wanna bet this girl gets mad every other time people stare at her chest? Boobs are good, double standards aren't.

  • Submitted by tcdunla13 on Jun 20, 10 at 6:09pm

    Let 'em Work, Let 'em Live

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 20, 10 at 8:15pm

    That can work, right up to when you get a female cop. Happened to my sister once. Funny.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 21, 10 at 5:48am

    Many women are led by thier tits in their life. As your bustline sags, so shall your social life. Enjoy the ride.

  • Submitted by dukedelt1 on Jun 20, 10 at 9:13pm

    List 1-13

  • Submitted by Epsilon5 on Jun 20, 10 at 11:43pm

    I love how she's already up to reason fourteen

  • Submitted by cwelkman on Jun 20, 10 at 7:39pm

    Ur such a lieing whore. Ur ass would have been in jail over that crap.

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      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jun 21, 10 at 2:58am

      Nah, the maximum you could (at least in my state) is reckless operation of a motor vehicle which is just a healthy fine and like 6 points on your license and even that is up to the officer's discretion. He/she can choose to simply give you a speeding ticket.

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 21, 10 at 9:56am

    You probably have an ugly face.

  • Submitted by bouncentits on Jun 21, 10 at 10:22am

    I hate girls who think they can get out of anything just because of their boobs. Take some responsibility for your actions and grow up!

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      Submitted by clareH on Jun 21, 10 at 1:56pm

      ...says bouncentits?

      • Submitted by mo_chedda14 on Jun 21, 10 at 6:09pm

        Hahahaha! Nice one. I didn't even catch that.

  • Submitted by softball1197 on Jun 21, 10 at 1:03am

    Sweetie if ur under aged u can get free liquer

  • Submitted by ambientexter on Jun 20, 10 at 11:59pm

    I thought this was fake at first, but then I noticed it was from a Maine area code. Most likely legit.

  • Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 20, 10 at 10:57pm

    Having big boobs gets you out of everything and it's pretty nice.

  • Submitted by Authoress on Jun 21, 10 at 9:43pm

    I'm a bi chick, and I love breasts, but I still don't get guys' obsession with them. I don't dress like a slut but I still get a 'boob discount,' at places. Especially Game Stop. Am I supposed to turn that down? I don't think it's a double standard. I'm not looking to get a discount, it just happens.

  • Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 9:31pm

    Bet your tits are biggens!

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    Submitted by Zulu on Jun 20, 10 at 10:42pm

    Those must be some nice "New York boobs"

  • Submitted by mittyboy on Jun 20, 10 at 11:34pm

    Pics or it didn't happen

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    Submitted by MonsterHand on Jun 20, 10 at 7:38pm

    Wow I would like to see those big ones! ;)

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    Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 21, 10 at 11:57am

    I wish I had big boobs :( so I could put a cup of chocolate milk between them and drink it through a straw while driving :(

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    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:49pm

    and then women complain about being treated as objects

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    Submitted by gabriela19 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:14am

    Yea that happens to me all the time

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    Submitted by blynnspinn on Jun 22, 10 at 10:10pm

    Where were you? Eliot cop probably

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    Submitted by charliepants on Jun 23, 10 at 12:49am

    Wait... wAIT... Don't leave us hanging... WHAT .......are the other 13 reason for loving ur boobs?

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    Submitted by imabaus on Jul 15, 10 at 11:02pm

    He was probably like " holy shit theyre so small they actually sink into her chest"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 10:50pm

    Got to love Maine.

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    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:32pm

    V I ii iv iii I ix iv ix o

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    Submitted by ggores on Jun 21, 10 at 9:50am

    What's the other 13 reasons?

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    Submitted by ChesterC0pperp0t on Jun 21, 10 at 1:27am


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    Submitted by alisnosally on Jun 20, 10 at 11:54pm

    Woo woo that's my state :p

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 12:49pm

    Vi iv vi iii I v iii iv 0 ix

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    Submitted by cstbmac on Jun 20, 10 at 6:47pm

    Wow I wonder how big those r!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 6:05pm

    First 399

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    Submitted by dude7166 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:09am

    I have always said "if you have boobs or a gun you can have ANYTHING in the world that you want."

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    Submitted by peachez on Jun 20, 10 at 10:51pm

    Let's see a pic

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    Submitted by aleegator on Jun 20, 10 at 10:51pm

    HAHA Zulu. Love it.

  • Submitted by Thrax on Jun 20, 10 at 11:28pm

    Thank God my wife has 38DD's

  • Submitted by Artyomx on Jun 20, 10 at 6:44pm

    Seriously... "miketemple" that's all u can think of... To say to this....\nHow bout u get out of ur mothers basement and learn to laugh once in a while!

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      Submitted by TCI on Jun 20, 10 at 6:54pm

      Why don't you grow the stones to stand out on a job site with assholes like that flying by you at 50+mph

  • Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jun 20, 10 at 6:06pm

    HA!! I love boobs I always get more I've cream then my brother!!

  • Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jun 20, 10 at 6:11pm


  • Submitted by Sneelok on Jun 20, 10 at 8:12pm

    Eff those road workers. They get paid way too much money to stand around and do nothing. I font mind if a few get hit.

  • Submitted by enitenite on Jun 20, 10 at 8:28pm

    Send me a picture of your boobs! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

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      Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 20, 10 at 9:19pm

      You're lucky this is *only* TFLN, you would get a ridiculous amount of calls if that's really your number from other places...