reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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You could have killed someone
Weapons of mass distraction?
Youll feel bad the first time you take away a hard workin single father from his loving six year old son.
As far as the cop is concerned, you don't.
How much do you wanna bet this girl gets mad every other time people stare at her chest? Boobs are good, double standards aren't.
Let 'em Work, Let 'em Live
That can work, right up to when you get a female cop. Happened to my sister once. Funny.
Many women are led by thier tits in their life. As your bustline sags, so shall your social life. Enjoy the ride.
I love how she's already up to reason fourteen
I hate girls who think they can get out of anything just because of their boobs. Take some responsibility for your actions and grow up!
Hahahaha! Nice one. I didn't even catch that.
Ur such a lieing whore. Ur ass would have been in jail over that crap.
Nah, the maximum you could (at least in my state) is reckless operation of a motor vehicle which is just a healthy fine and like 6 points on your license and even that is up to the officer's discretion. He/she can choose to simply give you a speeding ticket.
You probably have an ugly face.
Sweetie if ur under aged u can get free liquer
I'm a bi chick, and I love breasts, but I still don't get guys' obsession with them. I don't dress like a slut but I still get a 'boob discount,' at places. Especially Game Stop. Am I supposed to turn that down? I don't think it's a double standard. I'm not looking to get a discount, it just happens.
Having big boobs gets you out of everything and it's pretty nice.
I thought this was fake at first, but then I noticed it was from a Maine area code. Most likely legit.
Bet your tits are biggens!
Pics or it didn't happen
Those must be some nice "New York boobs"
I wish I had big boobs :( so I could put a cup of chocolate milk between them and drink it through a straw while driving :(
Yea that happens to me all the time
and then women complain about being treated as objects
Wow I would like to see those big ones! ;)
Where were you? Eliot cop probably
What's the other 13 reasons?
Wait... wAIT... Don't leave us hanging... WHAT .......are the other 13 reason for loving ur boobs?
Got to love Maine.
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He was probably like " holy shit theyre so small they actually sink into her chest"
Woo woo that's my state :p
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I have always said "if you have boobs or a gun you can have ANYTHING in the world that you want."
Let's see a pic
Wow I wonder how big those r!
HAHA Zulu. Love it.
Thank God my wife has 38DD's
Seriously... "miketemple" that's all u can think of... To say to this....\nHow bout u get out of ur mothers basement and learn to laugh once in a while!
Why don't you grow the stones to stand out on a job site with assholes like that flying by you at 50+mph
HA!! I love boobs I always get more I've cream then my brother!!
Eff those road workers. They get paid way too much money to stand around and do nothing. I font mind if a few get hit.
youre an idiot.
Send me a picture of your boobs! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
You're lucky this is *only* TFLN, you would get a ridiculous amount of calls if that's really your number from other places...