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  • You could have killed someone

    Submitted by miketemple on Jun 20, 10 at 6:30pm
  • As far as the cop is concerned, you don't.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 20, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Youll feel bad the first time you take away a hard workin single father from his loving six year old son.

    Submitted by JTGrogan on Jun 21, 10 at 1:33am
  • How much do you wanna bet this girl gets mad every other time people stare at her chest? Boobs are good, double standards aren't.

    Submitted by brocky on Jun 21, 10 at 3:05am
  • Let 'em Work, Let 'em Live

    Submitted by tcdunla13 on Jun 20, 10 at 6:09pm
  • That can work, right up to when you get a female cop. Happened to my sister once. Funny.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 20, 10 at 8:15pm
  • Many women are led by thier tits in their life. As your bustline sags, so shall your social life. Enjoy the ride.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 21, 10 at 5:48am
  • List 1-13

    Submitted by dukedelt1 on Jun 20, 10 at 9:13pm
  • I love how she's already up to reason fourteen

    Submitted by Epsilon5 on Jun 20, 10 at 11:43pm
  • I hate girls who think they can get out of anything just because of their boobs. Take some responsibility for your actions and grow up!

    Submitted by bouncentits on Jun 21, 10 at 10:22am
  • Ur such a lieing whore. Ur ass would have been in jail over that crap.

    Submitted by cwelkman on Jun 20, 10 at 7:39pm
    • Nah, the maximum you could (at least in my state) is reckless operation of a motor vehicle which is just a healthy fine and like 6 points on your license and even that is up to the officer's discretion. He/she can choose to simply give you a speeding ticket.

      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jun 21, 10 at 2:58am
  • You probably have an ugly face.

    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 21, 10 at 9:56am
  • Sweetie if ur under aged u can get free liquer

    Submitted by softball1197 on Jun 21, 10 at 1:03am
  • I'm a bi chick, and I love breasts, but I still don't get guys' obsession with them. I don't dress like a slut but I still get a 'boob discount,' at places. Especially Game Stop. Am I supposed to turn that down? I don't think it's a double standard. I'm not looking to get a discount, it just happens.

    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 21, 10 at 9:43pm
  • Having big boobs gets you out of everything and it's pretty nice.

    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 20, 10 at 10:57pm
  • I thought this was fake at first, but then I noticed it was from a Maine area code. Most likely legit.

    Submitted by ambientexter on Jun 20, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Bet your tits are biggens!

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 9:31pm
  • Those must be some nice "New York boobs"

    Submitted by Zulu on Jun 20, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Pics or it didn't happen

    Submitted by mittyboy on Jun 20, 10 at 11:34pm
  • I wish I had big boobs :( so I could put a cup of chocolate milk between them and drink it through a straw while driving :(

    Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 21, 10 at 11:57am
  • Yea that happens to me all the time

    Submitted by gabriela19 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:14am
  • Wow I would like to see those big ones! ;)

    Submitted by MonsterHand on Jun 20, 10 at 7:38pm
  • and then women complain about being treated as objects

    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Wait... wAIT... Don't leave us hanging... WHAT .......are the other 13 reason for loving ur boobs?

    Submitted by charliepants on Jun 23, 10 at 12:49am
  • Got to love Maine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 10:50pm
  • Where were you? Eliot cop probably

    Submitted by blynnspinn on Jun 22, 10 at 10:10pm
  • What's the other 13 reasons?

    Submitted by ggores on Jun 21, 10 at 9:50am
  • He was probably like " holy shit theyre so small they actually sink into her chest"

    Submitted by imabaus on Jul 15, 10 at 11:02pm
  • V I ii iv iii I ix iv ix o

    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Woo woo that's my state :p

    Submitted by alisnosally on Jun 20, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Vi iv vi iii I v iii iv 0 ix

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 12:49pm
  • Gayness

    Submitted by ChesterC0pperp0t on Jun 21, 10 at 1:27am
  • Wow I wonder how big those r!

    Submitted by cstbmac on Jun 20, 10 at 6:47pm
  • Let's see a pic

    Submitted by peachez on Jun 20, 10 at 10:51pm
  • I have always said "if you have boobs or a gun you can have ANYTHING in the world that you want."

    Submitted by dude7166 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:09am
  • First 399

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 6:05pm
  • HAHA Zulu. Love it.

    Submitted by aleegator on Jun 20, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Thank God my wife has 38DD's

    Submitted by Thrax on Jun 20, 10 at 11:28pm
  • *ice

    Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jun 20, 10 at 6:11pm
  • HA!! I love boobs I always get more I've cream then my brother!!

    Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jun 20, 10 at 6:06pm
  • Seriously... "miketemple" that's all u can think of... To say to this....\nHow bout u get out of ur mothers basement and learn to laugh once in a while!

    Submitted by Artyomx on Jun 20, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Eff those road workers. They get paid way too much money to stand around and do nothing. I font mind if a few get hit.

    Submitted by Sneelok on Jun 20, 10 at 8:12pm
  • Send me a picture of your boobs! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

    Submitted by enitenite on Jun 20, 10 at 8:28pm
    • You're lucky this is *only* TFLN, you would get a ridiculous amount of calls if that's really your number from other places...

      Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 20, 10 at 9:19pm