You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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1:39 lets hear about the different colors & does that have to do with how hard i sex you..
3:49 and 5:30 nailed it.
My eyes are mainly blue, but they fade to yellow as they go inward. The more my pupils dilate, the bluer my eyes look. The more they contract, the greener they look. But they don't actually change color. It's just a matter of how much of the range of colors can be seen. Each shade on the gradient blends together to look like one solid color unless you look closely.
That, made my day! ahahaha
LMFAO Jersey really living up to it's name. 'wow, so you're like the edward cullen of sluts' is epic!! Love it!
Yeah, I'm 1:39, my eyes get greener. my fiance loveeesss it.
To pull the nerd science side of this, the pupils usually widens with pleasure, and with my eyes i have brown around the pupil, green in the middle and a dark blue outline. If they widen, it hides the brown, making them greener.
And i think my fiance is one of the first to notice this because all my other sex partners havent been that satisfying like what i have now :P
oh, god, fuck you, twilight tards
July 6, 2009 5:45PM
You are going to make someone very happy one day.
July 6, 2009 3:49PM
Took the words right out of my mouth. The pupil dilates with arousal, everyones eyes change color/darken accordingly.
I dont get what this has to do with twilight, but I've never read the books.
I wish people would understand that your irises cannot actually change color.
LMAO "twilight tards"
I'm going to use that from now on
Pssh, I'm a dude, and I gotta say its different, he was a vegan, you love meat too much. epic phailure on both of us.
Why does this have to be my area code? Most days I'm proud to live in South Jersey :c
when will people learn that eyes cannot "change" color??? the weather, your shirt, sex, none of that matters! they may "appear" greener/bluer/whatever, but they do not physically change color.
i'm sure i will get a ton of stfu's, but this is one of my hugest pet peeves.
people who like twilight make me hate 609 and 856
corey hillman... guarenteed
You know you're doing it wrong when your books suck more than the vampires in them.
lol mine get greener too
Same thing happens to me
Because only people from Jersey are sluts? You make a lot of sense.
Oh my god, mine do the same thing!
...I'm not even kidding! They do!
People who like Twilight make me think that genocide is alright.
maybe if you get some in your eye it turns the white part red, which brings out the green in your hazel eyes.
Hahaha my eyes change color too ... though they always do, and I never bother to keep track of em. Maybe after the next time I hook up, I'll focus on my eye color and not my smeared make-up :P
Hysterical! As much as I love vampires, that's hysterical!
Fuck burning the books. We need to burn the people reading these crap books.
can i just say that the same thing happens to me? lol
My eyes are blue, but they really do turn colors depending on the circumstances. Depending on the weather, they change from deep blue to grey, and if I've gotten laid recently, they DO turn green.
That being said, fuck Twilight SO HARD.
you can tell a high schooler wrote this because only they are obsessed with twilight
good 'ol south jersey.
Best version of twilight yet, ahah
They're greener cuz the whites of your eyes are bloodshot. The red brings out the green. Duh.
every single person that has ever tried to tell me that their eyes change color is full of shit. your eyes still look the same color to me: shit.
This makes me want to look in the mirror afterwards next time.
I wanna know if my eyes get greener too!
we prefer twi-tards:P
This text doesn't even make since...
omg mine turn green when i'm turned on too lol!!
and yes i know thats not biologically possible
but fu they do
I want Edward Cullen and Rob Pattinson, id change anything to fuck them or him.
Haha yeah, my eyes also change colors after I have sex.
Yep, my gf's eyes are purple when she wants doggy, red when she wants reverse cowgirl, yellow when she wants me on top, blue when she wants it on her face and brown when she wants anal.
Eyes changing colour is bullshit, but I know women eat that shit up.
My hazel eyes look really green when I cry or when I'm sick. I'll have to check after the next time I have sex- crying and sickness hopefully not involved.
Lol! That would be so cool!
That's not a real text. It's probably fake someone put up trying to be funny. I beleive the website you are looking for is failblog cause that's what your joke is
Hey dumbass at 5:20. Hugest isnt a word. Get it fucking right before you go on a pointless rant.
ha, mine change colors too! green when i'm horny. blue when i'm happy. gray when i'm pissed. i'm not even kidding. my bf knows when i want some just by what color my eyes are. (they're green most of the time! lol)
11:30; it's sense* ding ding
at least you don't sparkle
I love green eyes...
5:31 u must be Edward Cullen in the flesh
I have noticed that every hazel eyed guy I've ever seen in that situation gets all green eyed when they're feeling lusty...I'm guess it has something to do with blood flow. They get bluer when they're pissed off, too :b
lmfaaaooo twilight reference, so cool =P
they should bring back book burnings, but only for books that suck, like this one