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  • 71 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:56pm

    1:39 lets hear about the different colors & does that have to do with how hard i sex you..

  • 71 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:31am

    That, made my day! ahahaha

  • 62 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:16pm

    LMFAO Jersey really living up to it's name. 'wow, so you're like the edward cullen of sluts' is epic!! Love it!

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:38pm

    Why does this have to be my area code? Most days I'm proud to live in South Jersey :c

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:08pm

    Pssh, I'm a dude, and I gotta say its different, he was a vegan, you love meat too much. epic phailure on both of us.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:36pm

    3:49 and 5:30 nailed it. My eyes are mainly blue, but they fade to yellow as they go inward. The more my pupils dilate, the bluer my eyes look. The more they contract, the greener they look. But they don't actually change color. It's just a matter of how much of the range of colors can be seen. Each shade on the gradient blends together to look like one solid color unless you look closely.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:20pm

    LMAO "twilight tards" I'm going to use that from now on

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:25pm

    Because only people from Jersey are sluts? You make a lot of sense.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:22pm

    July 6, 2009 5:45PM You are going to make someone very happy one day. July 6, 2009 3:49PM Took the words right out of my mouth. The pupil dilates with arousal, everyones eyes change color/darken accordingly. I dont get what this has to do with twilight, but I've never read the books.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:41pm

    oh, god, fuck you, twilight tards

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:20pm

    when will people learn that eyes cannot "change" color??? the weather, your shirt, sex, none of that matters! they may "appear" greener/bluer/whatever, but they do not physically change color. i'm sure i will get a ton of stfu's, but this is one of my hugest pet peeves.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:26pm

    They're greener cuz the whites of your eyes are bloodshot. The red brings out the green. Duh.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:06pm

    Hahaha my eyes change color too ... though they always do, and I never bother to keep track of em. Maybe after the next time I hook up, I'll focus on my eye color and not my smeared make-up :P

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:06pm

    Oh my god, mine do the same thing! ...I'm not even kidding! They do!

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:53pm

    Same thing happens to me

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:48am

    People who like Twilight make me think that genocide is alright.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:49pm

    Yeah, I'm 1:39, my eyes get greener. my fiance loveeesss it. To pull the nerd science side of this, the pupils usually widens with pleasure, and with my eyes i have brown around the pupil, green in the middle and a dark blue outline. If they widen, it hides the brown, making them greener. And i think my fiance is one of the first to notice this because all my other sex partners havent been that satisfying like what i have now :P

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:47pm

    people who like twilight make me hate 609 and 856

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:26pm

    lol mine get greener too

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:49pm

    Fuck burning the books. We need to burn the people reading these crap books.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:48am

    corey hillman... guarenteed

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:57pm

    can i just say that the same thing happens to me? lol

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:30pm

    This text doesn't even make since...

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:42am

    Yep, my gf's eyes are purple when she wants doggy, red when she wants reverse cowgirl, yellow when she wants me on top, blue when she wants it on her face and brown when she wants anal. Eyes changing colour is bullshit, but I know women eat that shit up.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:01pm

    LMAO. Best version of twilight yet, ahah

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:19pm

    This makes me want to look in the mirror afterwards next time. I wanna know if my eyes get greener too!

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:43pm

    Hysterical! As much as I love vampires, that's hysterical!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:45pm

    every single person that has ever tried to tell me that their eyes change color is full of shit. your eyes still look the same color to me: shit.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:41pm

    You know you're doing it wrong when your books suck more than the vampires in them.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:39pm

    maybe if you get some in your eye it turns the white part red, which brings out the green in your hazel eyes.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:45am

    11:30; it's sense* ding ding

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    Hey dumbass at 5:20. Hugest isnt a word. Get it fucking right before you go on a pointless rant.

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:41am

    omg mine turn green when i'm turned on too lol!! and yes i know thats not biologically possible but fu they do

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:39pm

    Haha yeah, my eyes also change colors after I have sex.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:50pm

    I want Edward Cullen and Rob Pattinson, id change anything to fuck them or him.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:27pm

    you can tell a high schooler wrote this because only they are obsessed with twilight

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:30pm

    I wish people would understand that your irises cannot actually change color.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:46pm

    My eyes are blue, but they really do turn colors depending on the circumstances. Depending on the weather, they change from deep blue to grey, and if I've gotten laid recently, they DO turn green. That being said, fuck Twilight SO HARD.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by SomethingToLove on Jun 2, 11 at 4:59pm

    at least you don't sparkle

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:13pm

    lmfaaaooo twilight reference, so cool =P

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:14pm

    good 'ol south jersey.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:37pm

    Lol! That would be so cool!

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:24pm

    That's not a real text. It's probably fake someone put up trying to be funny. I beleive the website you are looking for is failblog cause that's what your joke is

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:05pm

    I have noticed that every hazel eyed guy I've ever seen in that situation gets all green eyed when they're feeling lusty...I'm guess it has something to do with blood flow. They get bluer when they're pissed off, too :b

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:03pm

    I love green eyes...

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:47pm

    fuck off. we prefer twi-tards:P

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:21pm

    5:31 u must be Edward Cullen in the flesh

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:38pm

    they should bring back book burnings, but only for books that suck, like this one

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:07pm

    My hazel eyes look really green when I cry or when I'm sick. I'll have to check after the next time I have sex- crying and sickness hopefully not involved.

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:55pm

    ha, mine change colors too! green when i'm horny. blue when i'm happy. gray when i'm pissed. i'm not even kidding. my bf knows when i want some just by what color my eyes are. (they're green most of the time! lol)