I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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Nerds got game
The snitch is gonna get it in the snatch
It Emma Watson said that I'd bust on the spot
Ah, the joys of nerd lust. :-)
Marry her now.
I've read enough fanfiction to know where this is going...