20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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Just take a glance at the kids first to make sure none of them look like you.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
You prob didn't. I think I told like 5 guys they took my v card! Haha!
WOW! 2:06 and 4:50!
Tried every guys life here!
The kids will lynch you
yeah and I bet she had a big furry bush and looked like the deformed guy from 300
I know my ex will do that. Good times!
Lmfao that would be fantastic!
Maybe one of them will be yours.
sounds like someone I know.....!
I agree with 7:49... 7:25, you're a total dumbfuck
You didn't "take" anything.
No one cares about who took their virginity. If you do you don't get laid enough.
You are a loser now, and in 20 years will probably still be a loser.
what have you done to your brain that would make you think about this? It's not funny, not childish, not stupid, nor gross. You gotta just be a fucking moron
Thats kinda pathetic. Get therapy.
OR they could say "so mom really was cool once".
Do guys really like tht notch on their belt of having been a girls first? I still don't think u should rub it in lol
10:37 is a black person
Oh, oc losers, so classy
Bahaha imagine what the kids would think!
Her kids could be teens. Then it'd just be stupid.
It would be more awesome if she told her husband she was a virgin and he freaked out and she tries to damage control with Madonna
Damn right 2:06 !!!' I was virgin like 4 to 5 times...lol
This is great. Totally a douche move...but thats wat makes it so much better.
Ive thought about doin this too! Thought i was alone
All you girls out there saying you lied to guys about being virgins? Yeah, that's what a whore does. Not all girls are like you sluts. And I would bet my life savings, none of you are above a 4.
2:06 - I have too... We all have. I have even faked moans. Men are pathetic if they think a girls telling the truth.
Why would you do that?
You mean ten years 9 months from now?
Oh boy you took her v! Fucking a teacher or a married milf seems worth bragging about but not a damn virgin
Wow, way to make yourself sound like a jerk.