Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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Dude that's low.
9 out of 10 times those girls have herpes. The rest of the time some other chick wrote the girls number down because she hates her and wants her to get annoying calls from scumbags.
It's been my experience that it's usually some guy writing down his friend's phone number as a prank...it's also a popular thing to write "Why are you looking up here, the joke's in your hand" on the wall in front of a urinal.
Best one I saw was "The joke's not on the wall, it's in your hand."
Miss Vagina always wins the talent portion...
Awwww, look--if you pay me enough money, I'll let you fuck my girlfriend. She is HOT!
Vagina probably doesn't miss you. Fired!
I'm surprised you know how to spell vagina considering it's highly unlikely (maybe not impossible, but still...) you've had it since it had you.
I occasionally go for the low blows haha
I like my blows low