he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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Dicks are ugly. That's the truth. That doesn't mean they're not useful.
girl here...pussys are uuugggllly. dicks are tasty. . . the clean ones...
OMG Tim Cellini? Has to be.
haha! has to be!
@ 12:03...yes cuz all vagina r sooo attractive I beg to differ O.o
maybe he was uncircumsized
I wonder if she ever had it in her butt....
Wimmy wham wham wozzle!
All dicks are creepy. You just have to get over it when you date a guy.
ew. This makes me SOOOO grateful that ma man has the most amazing penis I've ever seen, ever. I feel for girls who aren't as lucky.
I wonder if it makes slurm lol
Way to represent western ct! LMAO
but you know that she had it in her mouth. How creepy is that?
but you know your friend sucked it. How creepy is that?
yeah, i think "hands down" meant no touching. the salt on someone's hands might kill the slug, so you've got to make sure to watch out for that.
hahahahahahahahahahah this made me LOL
uncut ones smell weird
Frank contorno?! Hahhah eww. It has to be him!
Uncut doesn't look like a slug, kids. In fact, looks much nicer than the butcher job alternatives that seem to abound in this country.
haha the slurm factory futurama was the best episode ever!!!
I love 8:53. and the best line of the text "and let me just tell you..." ha ha priceless
1142 wishes his shit was as big as a slug.
Duh u really think half of these r true??
no matter how bad it was, i know i've seen worse
whoa what girl just said all dicks are creepy? she does so not represent us!
Does "hands down" mean she didn't have to physically inspect it?
noo not tim cellini..
OMG....sounds like K-Fred....he does that A Lot!!!
Uncut.. Just roll it down, honey.
Omg finally someone else got the slurm thing! Haha