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  • 85 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:25am

    maybe he was uncircumsized

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:41pm

    ew. This makes me SOOOO grateful that ma man has the most amazing penis I've ever seen, ever. I feel for girls who aren't as lucky.

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:48am

    Wimmy wham wham wozzle!

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:23pm

    girl here...pussys are uuugggllly. dicks are tasty. . . the clean ones...

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:34pm

    @ 12:03...yes cuz all vagina r sooo attractive I beg to differ O.o

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:07pm

    OMG Tim Cellini? Has to be.

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:34pm

    Way to represent western ct! LMAO

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:03am

    Dicks are ugly. That's the truth. That doesn't mean they're not useful.

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:13am

    but you know that she had it in her mouth. How creepy is that?

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:27am

    I wonder if it makes slurm lol

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:59am

    yeah, i think "hands down" meant no touching. the salt on someone's hands might kill the slug, so you've got to make sure to watch out for that.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:14am

    I wonder if she ever had it in her butt....

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:24pm

    All dicks are creepy. You just have to get over it when you date a guy.

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:53am

    but you know your friend sucked it. How creepy is that?

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:28am

    I love 8:53. and the best line of the text "and let me just tell you..." ha ha priceless

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:09pm

    Frank contorno?! Hahhah eww. It has to be him!

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:15am

    haha the slurm factory futurama was the best episode ever!!!

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:56pm

    uncut ones smell weird

  • 74 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:24pm

    Uncut doesn't look like a slug, kids. In fact, looks much nicer than the butcher job alternatives that seem to abound in this country.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:25am

    no matter how bad it was, i know i've seen worse

  • 70 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:24pm

    1142 wishes his shit was as big as a slug.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:53pm

    whoa what girl just said all dicks are creepy? she does so not represent us!

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:29am

    hahahahahahahahahahah this made me LOL

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:49am

    Does "hands down" mean she didn't have to physically inspect it?

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:48am

    noo not tim cellini..

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:44am

    Duh u really think half of these r true??

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:54pm

    Uncut.. Just roll it down, honey.

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:18am

    Omg finally someone else got the slurm thing! Haha

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:56am

    OMG....sounds like K-Fred....he does that A Lot!!!