He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Someone just earned themselves a flower once a week
i wonder what will you do if he gives you a tree!
I own a whole flower store.
She's wut we call a "good egg"
She's what we call a cheap "maryland tramp" oh yeah hon
That's what my girlfriend does when I get her a bag of weed.
Uhh, 5:26 oral sex isn't intrinsically degrading. Sometimes when a couple of people like each other a lot that's just how they show it.
... or you could just give him head everyday anyways just because it's fun?
How about once a day because it's fun and once a day for the flower?
I'll buy you a dozen.
Just a flower and he gets head for a week I want to meet a girl like her
... Because he gave you a flower? I don't understand why so many women are so against giving head. Its fun once you stop being so uptight about it.
He bought you A flower? Wow.. That's sad.
AliceaGray that is spoken like a true gold diggin whore! Hell I give my man head almost every day just for the fun of it!
I wish there were people like you where I live, without the diseases of course
Many girls, it is as easy as that.
What happens if he give you a bouquet of flowers??
What..A flower?A? LOL
man, you gotta have higher standards than that! He should be buying you flowers because that's what people do- show other people they care. That should be the minimum, not the exception.
I wish that worked that way more often.
Lol I love how u all take it for face value, sex is a joke in american culture - that's just how we treat the subject
Damn bitch I'm buying you roses
Wow low standards
You sound like a pitiful slut named Jessica that I know that would do this for her shithead of a boyfriend..
A flower? Cheap ass dude.
woah A flower? hah wowww thats a bit sad
wow, it only takes you a flower to put a dude's dick in your mouth for 7 days straight? you're reaaal classy, chicka.
Sarcasm, my children
wow, I hope it was sarcasm, it would make it a lot less sad... but people gotta learn that there isn't an emoticon for that
One can end one's sentence with a tilde (~) to indicate irony.
For a flower?? Jesus.
Here, I brought you 52 flowers...
Someone has low standards
Jus one??? Sad. And he probably snatched it from
Someones yard on the way over as an afterthought
I'm gonna buy you a fucking redwood tree.
Works everytime... It is that easy. Girls are all whores that will put out for something as simple as a flower... Put that in ur pipe and smoke it
@Leto Ha RANT COMPLETE
yeah pretty much fail. you must not get attention much. way to be ugly .
Wow. That's cheap. A flower?
better get my ass to a home depot lol
Ummm, this was written by a guy...
Funny how a homo appreciates giving head. I used to take my ex wife to price club for a bj here! lol
Thats kinda sad... :(
Lucky bastard. Time to invest in some flowers.
So that's the secret..........
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldnt getting head everyday for a week kind of get boring? I mean part of the fun is the surprise, and after day 2 or 3 you would catch on and then it, in my mind, wouldnt seem as fun.\n\nI, however, have never gotten head everyday for a week, so I may very well be wrong.
spoken like a tru virgin\n\nyou are so wrong i dont even know where to begin correcting
daddy issues much?
I'll plant a rose garden
Fuck, if only it was that easy....
What's happens if he brings you chocolate?
Are u serious!! Girl don't degrade urself!!! Maybe a car, but not a flower!!!
you're making the horribly false statement that oral is degrading (you wouldnt say a man giving a woman oral is, but somehow when a man gets oral its 'degrading'), but you're also saying that you'd do it for a car. you'd insult a romantic gesture then whore yourself out for a car. you hypocritical, ignorant bitch.\n\nrant completed.