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  • Someone just earned themselves a flower once a week

    Submitted by Phys on May 20, 10 at 6:14pm
  • i wonder what will you do if he gives you a tree!

    Submitted by canonymous on May 20, 10 at 5:21pm
  • I own a whole flower store.

    Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 20, 10 at 7:11pm
  • She's wut we call a "good egg"

    Submitted by evolwayz on May 20, 10 at 5:49pm
  • Uhh, 5:26 oral sex isn't intrinsically degrading. Sometimes when a couple of people like each other a lot that's just how they show it.

    Submitted by tumes on May 20, 10 at 5:31pm
  • That's what my girlfriend does when I get her a bag of weed.

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on May 20, 10 at 6:55pm
  • ... or you could just give him head everyday anyways just because it's fun?

    Submitted by meghannnn on May 20, 10 at 6:22pm
    • How about once a day because it's fun and once a day for the flower?

      Submitted by Herschel on May 20, 10 at 8:43pm
  • I'll buy you a dozen.

    Submitted by lemonjuice on May 20, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Just a flower and he gets head for a week I want to meet a girl like her

    Submitted by trigger10 on May 20, 10 at 6:56pm
  • He bought you A flower? Wow.. That's sad.

    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 20, 10 at 6:06pm
  • ... Because he gave you a flower? I don't understand why so many women are so against giving head. Its fun once you stop being so uptight about it.

    Submitted by bughugs on May 20, 10 at 6:45pm
  • AliceaGray that is spoken like a true gold diggin whore! Hell I give my man head almost every day just for the fun of it!

    Submitted by jenpearce on May 20, 10 at 5:48pm
  • I wish there were people like you where I live, without the diseases of course

    Submitted by harveyproman on May 20, 10 at 10:50pm
  • Many girls, it is as easy as that.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 20, 10 at 5:21pm
  • What happens if he give you a bouquet of flowers??

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 20, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Lucky guy.

    Submitted by TyteMcGee on May 21, 10 at 12:09am
  • What..A flower?A? LOL

    Submitted by Serec on May 20, 10 at 8:19pm
  • Lol I love how u all take it for face value, sex is a joke in american culture - that's just how we treat the subject

    Submitted by Corekth on May 20, 10 at 10:08pm
  • I wish that worked that way more often.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 21, 10 at 8:14am
  • Wow low standards

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 10 at 3:07pm
  • man, you gotta have higher standards than that! He should be buying you flowers because that's what people do- show other people they care. That should be the minimum, not the exception.

    Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 21, 10 at 2:41am
  • Damn bitch I'm buying you roses

    Submitted by mquinny8 on May 21, 10 at 11:31am
  • You sound like a pitiful slut named Jessica that I know that would do this for her shithead of a boyfriend..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 8:30pm
  • A flower? Cheap ass dude.

    Submitted by SharpieBandit on May 20, 10 at 5:43pm
  • woah A flower? hah wowww thats a bit sad

    Submitted by jesryan on May 21, 10 at 2:21am
  • Sarcasm, my children

    Submitted by Duvall on May 20, 10 at 10:24pm
    • wow, I hope it was sarcasm, it would make it a lot less sad... but people gotta learn that there isn't an emoticon for that

      Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 21, 10 at 2:43am
  • wow, it only takes you a flower to put a dude's dick in your mouth for 7 days straight? you're reaaal classy, chicka.

    Submitted by NataSept on Feb 10, 11 at 6:37pm
  • Here, I brought you 52 flowers...

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 21, 10 at 10:59am
  • Towsen whore

    Submitted by Teninchhammer on May 21, 10 at 9:27am
  • Jus one??? Sad. And he probably snatched it from Someones yard on the way over as an afterthought

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 6:57am
  • For a flower?? Jesus.

    Submitted by kurplunk on May 20, 10 at 6:27pm
  • Someone has low standards

    Submitted by bskeez on May 21, 10 at 4:31pm
  • I'm gonna buy you a fucking redwood tree.

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 21, 10 at 7:12pm
  • Works everytime... It is that easy. Girls are all whores that will put out for something as simple as a flower... Put that in ur pipe and smoke it

    Submitted by enjoy420 on May 20, 10 at 5:47pm
  • Funny how a homo appreciates giving head. I used to take my ex wife to price club for a bj here! lol

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 21, 10 at 12:37am
  • Wow. That's cheap. A flower?

    Submitted by mybizzy on May 24, 10 at 7:45pm
  • Ummm, this was written by a guy...

    Submitted by skeezer on May 22, 10 at 9:48am
  • @Leto Ha RANT COMPLETE

    Submitted by crackajake on May 20, 10 at 9:29pm
  • yeah pretty much fail. you must not get attention much. way to be ugly .

    Submitted by lizbabyy_x3 on May 20, 10 at 10:56pm
  • better get my ass to a home depot lol

    Submitted by ingebeastly on May 21, 10 at 4:15pm
  • So that's the secret..........

    Submitted by masta on May 22, 10 at 5:07am
  • Thats kinda sad... :(

    Submitted by jduncansaints15 on Jul 7, 10 at 3:23am
  • Lucky bastard. Time to invest in some flowers.

    Submitted by HoHoHoeYo on Jun 12, 11 at 12:51pm
  • Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldnt getting head everyday for a week kind of get boring? I mean part of the fun is the surprise, and after day 2 or 3 you would catch on and then it, in my mind, wouldnt seem as fun.\n\nI, however, have never gotten head everyday for a week, so I may very well be wrong.

    Submitted by blueyaa on May 20, 10 at 7:23pm
    • spoken like a tru virgin\n\nyou are so wrong i dont even know where to begin correcting

      Submitted by bigman on May 20, 10 at 8:40pm
  • I'll plant a rose garden

    Submitted by  on May 21, 12 at 4:31pm
  • Lucky bastard

    Submitted by AssassinR3M1X on May 24, 10 at 5:39pm
  • daddy issues much?

    Submitted by iamthatguy on May 20, 10 at 7:26pm
  • First

    Submitted by psykotic24 on May 20, 10 at 5:40pm
  • Fuck, if only it was that easy....

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 6, 11 at 11:34pm
  • What's happens if he brings you chocolate?

    Submitted by ZacharyyyKyyle on May 21, 10 at 3:15pm
  • Are u serious!! Girl don't degrade urself!!! Maybe a car, but not a flower!!!

    Submitted by AliceaGray on May 20, 10 at 5:26pm
    • you're making the horribly false statement that oral is degrading (you wouldnt say a man giving a woman oral is, but somehow when a man gets oral its 'degrading'), but you're also saying that you'd do it for a car. you'd insult a romantic gesture then whore yourself out for a car. you hypocritical, ignorant bitch.\n\nrant completed.

      Submitted by Leto on May 20, 10 at 6:54pm