He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Someone just earned themselves a flower once a week
i wonder what will you do if he gives you a tree!
I own a whole flower store.
She's wut we call a "good egg"
She's what we call a cheap "maryland tramp" oh yeah hon
That's what my girlfriend does when I get her a bag of weed.
Uhh, 5:26 oral sex isn't intrinsically degrading. Sometimes when a couple of people like each other a lot that's just how they show it.
... or you could just give him head everyday anyways just because it's fun?
How about once a day because it's fun and once a day for the flower?
I'll buy you a dozen.
Just a flower and he gets head for a week I want to meet a girl like her
... Because he gave you a flower? I don't understand why so many women are so against giving head. Its fun once you stop being so uptight about it.
He bought you A flower? Wow.. That's sad.
AliceaGray that is spoken like a true gold diggin whore! Hell I give my man head almost every day just for the fun of it!
I wish there were people like you where I live, without the diseases of course
Many girls, it is as easy as that.
What happens if he give you a bouquet of flowers??
What..A flower?A? LOL
I wish that worked that way more often.
man, you gotta have higher standards than that! He should be buying you flowers because that's what people do- show other people they care. That should be the minimum, not the exception.
Lol I love how u all take it for face value, sex is a joke in american culture - that's just how we treat the subject
Damn bitch I'm buying you roses
Wow low standards
A flower? Cheap ass dude.
You sound like a pitiful slut named Jessica that I know that would do this for her shithead of a boyfriend..
wow, it only takes you a flower to put a dude's dick in your mouth for 7 days straight? you're reaaal classy, chicka.
Sarcasm, my children
wow, I hope it was sarcasm, it would make it a lot less sad... but people gotta learn that there isn't an emoticon for that
One can end one's sentence with a tilde (~) to indicate irony.
woah A flower? hah wowww thats a bit sad
I'm gonna buy you a fucking redwood tree.
Here, I brought you 52 flowers...
For a flower?? Jesus.
Jus one??? Sad. And he probably snatched it from
Someones yard on the way over as an afterthought
Someone has low standards
Works everytime... It is that easy. Girls are all whores that will put out for something as simple as a flower... Put that in ur pipe and smoke it
@Leto Ha RANT COMPLETE
yeah pretty much fail. you must not get attention much. way to be ugly .
Wow. That's cheap. A flower?
better get my ass to a home depot lol
Ummm, this was written by a guy...
Funny how a homo appreciates giving head. I used to take my ex wife to price club for a bj here! lol
Thats kinda sad... :(
Lucky bastard. Time to invest in some flowers.
So that's the secret..........
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldnt getting head everyday for a week kind of get boring? I mean part of the fun is the surprise, and after day 2 or 3 you would catch on and then it, in my mind, wouldnt seem as fun.\n\nI, however, have never gotten head everyday for a week, so I may very well be wrong.
spoken like a tru virgin\n\nyou are so wrong i dont even know where to begin correcting
daddy issues much?
I'll plant a rose garden
Fuck, if only it was that easy....
What's happens if he brings you chocolate?
Are u serious!! Girl don't degrade urself!!! Maybe a car, but not a flower!!!
you're making the horribly false statement that oral is degrading (you wouldnt say a man giving a woman oral is, but somehow when a man gets oral its 'degrading'), but you're also saying that you'd do it for a car. you'd insult a romantic gesture then whore yourself out for a car. you hypocritical, ignorant bitch.\n\nrant completed.