you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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I just said "you do you" to my penis.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?