Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
from the living room?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?