Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I don't understand how anyone could even utter the statement "we're bored" when they're in possession of a ton of beer.
aweedeedeeeedee deedee dedeedeee the lion sleeps tonight...
@ filthyrichard why would it be on espn?
I didn't see anything about "Drunken idiots/ animals" on CNN or ESPN. Therefor, it wasn't epic enough.
"This just in. Two people were just killed by a tiger at the zoo after climbing into it's cage. Natural selection at work? I think so!" -CNN
If you live 5 min from zoo then your neighborhood must smell like shit.
Where is the zoo at in SWMO lol
the dickerson park zoo! =)\nits a crap zoo. but still. i think it'd be fun while drunk.
It IS fun while drunk haha. Especially yelling at the lions.
You can feed the giraffes. I bet it's *hilarious* while drunk.
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Be even better if u could get the animals drunk. Just sayin.
I don't get it...can you be more straightforward.
I have done this. Except I was high and I spent 20 minutes at the lion exhibit saying it looked like they lived in a paradise.