We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
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His dad knew.
get over yourselves
Am I the only one who thought she was talking about the dad's hand being in the son's pants at first?
omg i love this. hahaha
shoulda jerked the dad off too while youre at it. spread the love bitch
2:05 Do you mean the one about pretending they weren't just naked or something? If so, then yea, I had the same thought. It's worded very similarly.
His dad was happy
There are too many of these on this site...
been there done that fucked around
12:55, there are quite a few of those, too. But do you only laugh at things you have never heard before or done? I find I laugh equally at both. It would get annoying if it was always the same thing, but this site keeps me laughing day after day.
been there, done that. :P
i hate it when people call out the fakes... it REALLY pisses me off to be honest... but if i hear another fucking text on here about...."and to think i was just doing________ five minutes ago" i'm going to SCREAM!!!!
wait, uhh...didn't someone post a text really similar to this not 2 days ago?
Did he smell his son's fingers?
why does it turn me on more to think it was two guys?
Wow. Why can't there be funny texts, original not skanky, that half of the world hasn't "been there, done that" before?
actually several people have posted texts similar to this already
Haha... Same thing happened to me. Except we were at his dad's work.
at first i thought it was the dads hand... then it reread it. it was funnier the first time.
Is this his mom posting this text?
Yeah, you know most of the texts like this are fake as fuck.
3:58 you're right. This is a FAIL.
oh, to be in junior high again...
bahahahaha a cat licked my hand after I did that once !!
Been there, done that... except I was fucking him, not just a hj