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  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:24am

    omg i love this. hahaha

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:06am

    shoulda jerked the dad off too while youre at it. spread the love bitch

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:52pm

    get over yourselves

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:40am

    His dad knew. ~Captain Obvious

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:32am

    been there done that fucked around

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:49am

    Am I the only one who thought she was talking about the dad's hand being in the son's pants at first?

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:41am

    There are too many of these on this site...

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:17am

    2:05 Do you mean the one about pretending they weren't just naked or something? If so, then yea, I had the same thought. It's worded very similarly.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:55pm

    Haha... Same thing happened to me. Except we were at his dad's work.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:05am

    wait, uhh...didn't someone post a text really similar to this not 2 days ago?

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:12pm

    why does it turn me on more to think it was two guys?

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:47am

    been there, done that. :P

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:36am

    i hate it when people call out the fakes... it REALLY pisses me off to be honest... but if i hear another fucking text on here about...."and to think i was just doing________ five minutes ago" i'm going to SCREAM!!!!

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:56pm

    at first i thought it was the dads hand... then it reread it. it was funnier the first time.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:44am

    3:58 you're right. This is a FAIL.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:47am

    Did he smell his son's fingers?

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:48pm

    Is this his mom posting this text?

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:55am

    Wow. Why can't there be funny texts, original not skanky, that half of the world hasn't "been there, done that" before?

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:23pm

    His dad was happy

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:32am

    actually several people have posted texts similar to this already

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:58am

    Yeah, you know most of the texts like this are fake as fuck.

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:00pm

    Been there, done that... except I was fucking him, not just a hj

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:34am

    12:55, there are quite a few of those, too. But do you only laugh at things you have never heard before or done? I find I laugh equally at both. It would get annoying if it was always the same thing, but this site keeps me laughing day after day.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by nekked on Aug 7, 10 at 12:58pm

    bahahahaha a cat licked my hand after I did that once !!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:58pm

    oh, to be in junior high again...