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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:03am

    Is it just me or does that seem really shitty? You took an innocent fish and killed it to make yourself feel better. Maybe you're just an asshole, which might be why your GF is now an ex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:08am

    Wow, you're awful! I certainly understand why your ex left your sorry ass!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:13am

    wow, youre a prick. killing an innocent animal for your own personal gain is one step closer to being a serial killer and being a mental case. get some help dude. youre pathetic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:03am

    You're retarded and you should die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:59am

    I wrote this and I would like to say 1) Anyone who's that offended by this is sad. 2) To the person whose "time I wasted" you're sitting on TFLN at 10:40 am, time to re-evaluate how precious your time is. and 3) It's a fucking goldfish. I bought it, named it after my ex because I knew it would die. Because it's a GOLDFISH. I took care of it and it died because it cost 25 CENTS. Calm down, hippies. PS That fish wasn't even that fucking innocent. He had shifty eyes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:09am

    Wow bro ur an asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:18am

    that goldfish did nothing to you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:06am

    That's mean, goldfish did not deserve to die. Kill your ex before you kill another innocent animal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:39am

    wow, makes sense why your ex left you! you had NOTHING better to do than sit around and kill a goldfish? loser.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:14am

    hahaha thats awesome...its a GOLDFISH people not a dog or some shit...half the time those things die in a week anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:58am

    fuckstain. try a little thing called getting over it. sad little man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:45pm

    Goldfish live a long time if you treat them right. You probably treated your fish the way you treated your ex. No wonder why you're not together and your fish is dead. Get a punching bag for those negative feelings yo! You're pathetic. ;D

  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:47pm

    Rule number 32 enjoy the little things

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:16am

    Still, It's one of God's creatures just like you. Just because it's small doesn't mean that you should just kill it.

  • 90 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:43pm

    Oh! That's harsh! Poor fishy…

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:25pm

    Poor goldfish. That's fucked up, man.

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 5:18pm

    Oct 14 1101 made my day and the op is right ur hippies

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:01am

    PETA HATES YOU

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:40am

    What a waste! Of a goldfish, of a text, of my time. :)

  • 68 61
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 7, 10 at 5:43pm

    ew, assshole. go dieee

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:28am

    hahahahahahah i want to meet this kid you made my day, as well as everyone i've shown it to i hope it got you over your ex wtf is everyone freaking out about it's a goldfish dude, chill the fuck out and smoke some purp

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:03pm

    People who are calling others hypocrites = Hahaha idiots. There are many reasons to kill, but to kill for revenge... Against an unrelated creature = crazy as shit.

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:36pm

    goldfish activism is a growing cause. vegetarians and vegans are annoying as hell. altruism is worthless. good for you, you don't eat meat. they still slaughtered as many cows today as they did yesterday. and if he didn't kill that fish somebody else would have. i didn't realize how attached people could get to their aquatic pets. i love when my goldfish curls up around my feet while i sleep!

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:48pm

    Considering my text was in reference to something that happened 3 years ago, I think I'm over it buddy. And I'm not trying to justify myself, I still think it's funny. And how did I do anything crazy to anybody? I didn't even speak to my ex, so how was that affecting her at all? But I better stop now Vefore I hurt anyone else's feelings :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:04pm

    Everyone seems to be focusing on the fish. Am i the only one who thinks that this psycho is one step away from going on a shooting spree? Most serial killers start out killing things that can't fight back.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by ceciliamay on Jan 24, 11 at 2:16am

    LOL at first I though this guy was an asshole but then I read the comment he posted.. I may be in love! Never trust a fish with shifty eyes..

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:00pm

    Did you get the fish at the fair? Carnies give you half dead fish anyway.

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:36pm

    Hahaha that's funny as hell. I actually hope this one is fake tho

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:28am

    I wish you'd killed yourself instead. That goldfish was apparently worth a whole lot more than your disgusting existence.

  • 76 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:29pm

    5:22... talk about a sociopath. letting a goldfish die, or killing a human? who's the real piece of shit? you must REALLY love goldfish

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:25pm

    dude. that is so funny. props

  • 62 62
    Submitted by sheynarae on Jun 23, 10 at 10:27pm

    This. Is. Hilarious.

  • 78 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:41pm

    woooow. people are crazy. this is hilarious. It's a fucking fish, not a person. so shut the fuck up and go eat some seafood 'cause you know you want some. kthanks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:04pm

    Shift Eyes, bwahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:18am

    10:16 agreed. whateva helps ya right?

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:35pm

    Sorry, that was supposed to be a response to the "Kill yourself, not a fish" crowd.

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:18pm

    To everyone who is saying that this is awful and evil - how is it any different than having chicken for dinner? Unless you're a raging PETA type, who thinks that any use of animals is evil and wrong(at which point I'll respect your consistency, but fear for your sanity), you're just being stupid. We kill animals to make ourselves happier all the time. This is no worse than a leather handbag, a pork chop, a bullfight, or a rat test to see just how much cancer weird chemicals can cause.

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:00am

    You're an asshole. You shouldn't have taken your anger out on a poor little fish. I can see why she dumped your pathetic ass. You will be alone for a very long time dick head!

  • 66 72
    Submitted by holyshetsoftserv on Jan 14, 10 at 2:18pm

    omg its a goldfish everyone get over it

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:36pm

    This is sad..not the fish dying.. All you losers who care so much about it out of everything that dies everyday you rant about some goldfish.. If you care about things dying care about fucking genocide or something thy actually will make a difference in the world..

  • 65 71
    Submitted by HLG_Apocalyptic on Jul 27, 10 at 7:26pm

    I shall name you Squishy and you shall be my Squishy!

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:03am

    The difference between killing fish for food, using what it gives you without waste, and killing it in revenge of something other than itself is significant. Also, those who protest are also likely to protest other cruelties like how cows are killed and bull fighting. Just because we eat meat does not mean we don't care for the quality of life in lesser beings.

  • 78 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:26pm

    I made some bombs out of picolo Petes and I blew all kinds of snakes and small animals this last 4th I don't think I would waste time or money buyin something to kill but all things r born to die

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:58pm

    I'm assuming that everyone that is up in arms about this has never squashed a bug? Or worn leather shoes? Because otherwise you would be a total hipocrite; and we all know there are none of those on THIS site! ;)

  • 58 61
    Submitted by shananals21 on Jun 24, 10 at 2:05pm

    Bahahaha I think this is helarious! Maby the gf was a stupid lieing bitch! She prob deserved to die too! I wish I would of thought ofthe fish idea first!

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:03am

    you r disgusting. hope every girl who knows you punishes you somehow

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:33am

    12:47 I actually love you.

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:47am

    The record amount of time a goldfish lived is 43 years. And many live 15-20 years.

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:13pm

    You guys need to calm the fuck down. He even replied and said he took care of it and it died because it's a FISH. Ted Bundy in the making? It was a goldfish, not a kitten. And he didn't murder it and keep its skull, crazy. This is funny as hell and you guys need to learn to take a fucking joke.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:52pm

    you're fucked up you fuckin loser how the fuck could you kill something just to validate yourself....you're such an idiot.

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:09pm

    why would you kill an innocent fish? i love my goldfish and he's old. they don't just die, you obviously neglected it. that's cruel :(

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:24am

    11:18... Fake Police! Wee-oo Wee-oo. Job well done sir, we salute you. Maybe he didn't want people putting two and two together? Or maybe he actually just said that to someone. Your keen eye will surely prove useful in the future. We appreciate you keeping TFLN safe against fake posters.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by JayString on Jul 23, 10 at 6:25pm

    haha you're the most pathetic piece of shit ever

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:44pm

    hahahaha I fucking LOVE you. lol Some of these kids must not have had some SHITTY ass girlfriends. Mine was a 9 on looks but a fucking -6 times on not cheating. I'm seriously considering doing this hahaha.

  • 75 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:25pm

    Shit! There are a lot more goldfish activists on here than I would have guessed. They all probably like fishsticks too. It's called catharsis people and it is a very important grieving process. Read sown Freud!

  • 73 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:22pm

    You're a piece of shit if you really killed an animal because your EX wised up. Maybe I'll do the same thing to you if I ever get my heart broken.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:15pm

    Sociopath in the making.

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:56pm

    that is freaking funny!!! made my day!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:11am

    Shit ur around my erea code one more reason to hate ga

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:18pm

    dear TFLN do-gooders: you spend your time on a website that glorifies alcoholism, abortions, casual sex, and other forms of debauchery. and i love it. get off your high horses. it's a fish

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:49pm

    this is hysertical. the fish would have died in a week anyways.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:56pm

    Does 1:18 know that our prez is half black and half white!?

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:53pm

    PETA is out in full force in this thread

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:46pm

    Uh just because it's a goldfish means it shouldn't mean shit? Whoever thinks that is ignorant. Just because it's small doesn't make the pain less. Doesn't matter the size or anything, it's still fucked up. If he did that to a dog i'm sure you'd care. W/e, this is lame

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:15pm

    Thats fucked up. You breaking up with ur gf has nothing to do with being cruel to an animal. Ur a piece of shit

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 10 at 4:27am

    poor fish... but this IS funny. i'm torn between disgust and approval.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:30am

    LOL. i didn't know goldfish were so valuable. kill himself instead? kill his ex gf instead? he's prop defending himself because everyone on here is a bunch of pussies

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:59pm

    Just kill the exe's new boyfriend. There are too many humans anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:44am

    I think that is retarded to but it is ok to hunt deer and go fishing but kill a goldfish and everyone freaks out

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:43am

    Did u flush it down the toilet also? I hope so

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:32am

    I'm not sure whats worse, how pathetic the text makes the OP sound, or how pathetic the OP defending himself on here is.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:38pm

    Pathetic. Your girlfriend and a goldfish are two DIFFERENT things, ass hole!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:09am

    you're a fuckface for killing that goldfish, I hope someone buys you one day. fucks you in the ass like a hundred or so times, then let's you die a slow very painful death..fuckface

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 5:12pm

    Hilarious but cruel ... But mostly hilarious

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:53pm

    i must say, i am sooo non-violent. But i laughed out loud when i read this. and then laughed out loud again when i read the posters response to the goldfish people. Really funny. SHifty eyes!!!

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:03am

    So so smart. Haha. Hella funny

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:31am

    Bunch of pussies on here, crying over a goldfish.

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:03am

    That is an amazing idea. People need to lighten up and realize it is just a goldfish, not an animal of higher significance. I eat salmon, tuna, swordfish, trout and any other fish you can name, does that make me a cannibal?

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:57am

    Listen, This is the funniest shit i have read all morning. Thank you for giving me ideas for ways to cope with break ups.

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:32pm

    I also can't believe people are defending this shit.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:25pm

    Haha Ive done something like this, but I didnt kill it on purpose. I knew that it would die within like 3 weeks, ITS A GOLDFISH. Haha and I named it his nickname so it wasnt as bad haha.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:36pm

    So, your catharsis is worth more than the life of a goldfish? That's animal cruelty to me, not to mention the United States. Was there evidence of this, I'd be the first to report it to PETA. Sure, break-ups suck, I've seen what they can do to people. Nothing like that.

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:59am

    i love how he is automatically a "Republican" who the fuck cares. considering liberals eat fish every day. let it goooo. sometimes liberals are even more ridiculous than conservatives. case & point

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:30pm

    6:46 - Yes, because it is a goldfish, it shouldn't mean shit. I'm not going to cry over it any more than I'd cry over the tuna I had for dinner last night, or the salmon from the night before. We kill fish by the millions, and most of you don't care - if anything, you like it. As soon as it goes from industrial to personal, though, you shit bricks. WTF?

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:50pm

    haha. yeahhhh atlanta.

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:23pm

    LMAOOOOO FUNNIEST THING IV HERD ALL DAY! oh good stuff :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:08pm

    do you people kill spiders, flies, mosquitoes? Then stfu about the damn goldfish.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by xdffan on Oct 25, 11 at 7:44pm

    I happen to very much enjoy your way of doing things my friend.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:00pm

    yes, I think that 1:18 needs to get thrown in a hole by the secret service.

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:20pm

    hahaha its a goldfish people... I just can't believe the dude paid 25 cents for one! You shoulda at least got two or three for that price!

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:18am

    This is obviously fake. When you send a text message to a friend, they obviously know the name of your ex girl friend. You wouldnt state "i named it after my ex gf" instead, you would say "i named it after sarah." TFLN never ceases to dissapoint.

    • 33 53
      Submitted by exosus on Jul 25, 11 at 3:43pm

      I refer to my ex as "my ex" 99% of the time. Make of that what you will.

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:20pm

    You are a fucked up person and you would be in the worlds best interests if you jumped off a high building

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:35pm

    Umm...did someone say SUSHI?? I hate ex's thats why they are called ex's! I would have taken a fishhook and line and caught that fucker and yanked her out of the bowl neanderthal style!!! Boooyah!!! =)

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:16am

    If it helped u deal, then super fantastic! Breakups blow

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:11pm

    In Russia, this is normal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:09pm

    It could have been worse... He could have bought a female puppy, named it after his ex, then beaten it to death with a pool ball in a sock. Just saying. -thard-

  • 58 83
    Submitted by belindaknowsyou on Mar 30, 10 at 7:12am

    What a loser. Your life is worth 25 cents. :)

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:33pm

    Wow, you really need to kill an innocent animal to make yourself feel better? Either this is fake, or you are a stupid piece of shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:09pm

    I would have mailed it to her

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:38pm

    You're an asshole and i hope you die...bitch

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:43pm

    what a sick cruel person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:01am

    He didn't kill it. He let it die. Why is it a person's responsibility to feed their enslaved fish? It's not like he pounded it with a mallet or cut it into pieces... and even if he did, so what, it's a gd fish.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:03am

    This made my day to whoever wrote this

  • 44 58
    Submitted by atlas on Nov 17, 10 at 5:50pm

    It's just a goldfish...you can't attribute innocence, intelligence, or guilt to a thing which has no theory of mind

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:22am

    Is it acceptable to put 2 fish in the same tank that "might" not get along and name the aggressive one after yourself and the bitch one after your ex? Just say you didn't know they wouldnt get along..symbolic

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:34pm

    So if you kill a fish you're a terrible person, but if you kill a human you're okay?

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:10pm

    this is hilarious. but what's even more hilarious is how much everyone cares. it's a fish, people. serial killers kill small animals like dogs and cats, this guy said he named this fish for his ex because he knew it would eventually die. it doesn't seem like he just sat and watched it starve. get over it. i guess none of you eat fish? or any other meat? or wear animal hides? hypocrites.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:22am

    6:27 I'm with you on that. 9:26 I hope you get arrested for animal cruelty, you sick psycho.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:25am

    I've totally heard this line before.. surely on tv or a movie... "she" never left your sorry ass because you never had a girlfriend to begin with

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:17am

    9:26 "I blew all kinds of animals last 4th" that's some top shit dude.

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:30am

    6:25, you're a dumbass. my goldfish lived for 3 years. you're not funny.

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:52pm

    I agree with 1:18 let's flush Barack!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:52pm

    :( poor fish? Don't fucking be like that dick head, how about someone let's you die just to prove a point and express their emotions? Hmm? Bet you. Wouldn't like itt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:39pm

    Listen, Mr. OP- you can say whatever you want now in response to all the hate you are getting but the fact is you said "let it die." That implies you starved it, or otherwise neglected it, which is cruel by anyone's standards. And you are obviously not over it and should end your engagement now, vefore you do something crazy to this girl too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:36pm

    Another Bundy in the making...do us a favor and put your lips around the barrel and pull the trigger

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:44am

    lol i love it! this girl i used to work wid confessed her ex found the ugliest dog he could and named it after her lol

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:21am

    if you really did take care of the fish, then i have to admit that this is a little funny. however, your text was very poorly worded. maybe you shouldn't have said that you 'let it die.' it kind of makes me think you starved it... i really hope you're being truthful when you say you really did take care of it.

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:26pm

    This is sad. Fuck with the bitch not the fish ha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:27pm

    Uhm it's a fish homebro. Not a dog. Or your mother.

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:59pm

    2:52... you do realize there's a difference between human beings and 25 cent fish from a large retail store right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:26pm

    That is awesome. U r the mannn!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:10am

    It's a goldfish. All you people who are saying kill your ex before another innocent animal are fucking morons.

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:17pm

    fish are our friends ot ex girlfriends

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:32pm

    you're a fucking douchebag. and writing additional messages pretending you are other people who agree with you is beyond pathetic. LOL! bragging about killing a goldfish? OF COURSE the girl dumped you. look at the kind of pussy shit you do! you can defend yourself as much as you like now, but it still doesn't make you any less of an asshole.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by ecreque on Aug 19, 10 at 11:55pm

    That's a horrible thing to do. Regardless of what your ex did, what did the poor, innocent fishy do to you? NOTHING.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:58pm

    yeah, who cares about the OP it's funny. let's focus on 1:18 that wants to flush a PERSON down the toilet. that's a sociopath right there!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:24pm

    bahaha i think this is hilarious. it is a goldfish and if you hadn't let it die, some little kid wouldve and the kid woulda been depressed. you on the other hand were elated. all i can say is this goldfish's life was not wasted.

  • 60 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:14am

    10:10 you're an idiot only one person sad that and I picked up some sarcasm there.

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:25pm

    It would have been more satisying to feed your goldfish to a bigger fish with bad teeth, right?

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:19pm

    That's effed up man.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:53pm

    Well, even if you took good care of it, a lot of people who read this are going to think this is a good/funny idea and fishies are going to be dieing everywhere

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:23pm

    This shit is fuckin hilarious. Regardless if it's real or not it made my day and I posted it as my facebook status. Fuck ex's and it's just a goldfish.

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:39pm

    Great way to blow off steam!

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:20pm

    Shitty thing to do i mean id feel bad at first but seriously people theres worse things in life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:09am

    10:03 [1] I couldn't have said it better.

  • 29 39
    Submitted by tjhayes on Oct 30, 11 at 1:54am

    My goldfish had a smeel that reminded me of my ex, so I ate it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:10am

    i swear goldfish have a life expectancy of 2 hours anyway

  • 56 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:46am

    This is brilliant, great idea

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:23pm

    Come on...it's a goddamn fish. Get over it, it's freakin' funny. Made my day by the way, thanks.

  • 57 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:49pm

    lol @ everyone defending the fish. you can't bring it back, and i doubt this is a weekly occurrence for him. he did it ONE time and it's hilarious. calm the fuck down

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:39pm

    oops - I meant 11:24!

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:23am

    OP: your are going to get GNARLY karma for this in your next life and your a fish and your owner kills you. Your crazy dickwad asswipe fucking bitch horehound cunt face peice of shit. Yea. I went there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:35pm

    How could anyone think this is a bad night?!?!

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:19am

    maybe I'll buy one and name it after my future ex wife!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:34am

    Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:44pm

    That sounds like a plan, but I love my goldfish more than my ex. By quite a long way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:22pm

    Yes actually I do not eat meat or fish thank you very much. I'm not a hypocrite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:17pm

    I'm the OP and I would like to say you guys are crazy. I took care of it and it died because it's a Walmart gold fish, you crazy hippies. It's like buying a plant I knew would die and named it after my ex. But I bet the plant has feelings too. I have 2 cats, and I train special needs dogs. Also, I'm engaged. So the ironic joke is on all of you. Learn to take a joke.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:30am

    10:26 - So you prefer that he violently attack his ex-girlfriend instead of killing a stupid goldfish? You're fucked-up, bro.

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    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 10, 11 at 12:17am

    I bought a puppy named it after you, then kicked it. You are a serious jackass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:31pm

    11:18 is so right I you care about a little fucking gold fish dying you need to go to a gold fish Protection website not tfln..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:25am

    This made me laugh but you really are a loser. To people that are freaking out about it if your going to freak out about a goldfish dying why don't you go to Africa and help the hundreds of thousands of starving children. Pick you battles people. So many people totally just waste their lives. Including trying to save the goldfish.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:01pm

    No wonder you're single, you malicious bastard. Anyone who is this cruel to helpless animals should die miserable and alone.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:05pm

    everyone is taking this way too seriously. i doubt someone would post this if they were intentionally trying to harm something. this website is for jokes. i'm guessing that's what this is. get over it guys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:05pm

    hahahaha seriously?? its a fuckin fish and THIS many people want to rip this dude a new asshole over it? shit, i thought it was a pretty fuckin awesome idea. oh wow he let a goldfish die must be why his gf left him (not like she was probably a bitch like most chicks or anything..)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:47pm

    You should have named the fish Barack, then everyone would be happy when he took the toilet ride!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:24pm

    1:18 is a racist hater! Crucify him!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:53pm

    first sign of a serial killer, abusing animals

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:21pm

    Hahah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:26pm

    i really hope everyone bitching here is a vegetarian. otherwise you're all fucking hypocrites.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:32pm

    WIN!!!! 10:14 - really? you picked up sarcasm in "Kill your ex before you kill another innocent animal"? damn, you're good. you should work for the cops or some shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:03am

    10:59... Hahaha! Fuck fish! 

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:33pm

    hhaahaah this is beautiful, i might do the same

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:35pm

    Dude this is fawwkin' hillarious!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:17pm

    WOW there are A LOT of idiots on this website. are all you fish huggers living in california?? because thats where i would expect to hear this crap from.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:54pm

    blah blah blah GOLDFISH ARE PEOPLE TOO blah blah blah PETA blah blah blah OP blah blah blah TED BUNDY blah blah blah BARACK OBAMA blah. the end.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:47pm

    little things LIKE YOUR DICK ...poor fishy