Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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Nothing wrong with Crime Scene sex ya-know...
It's not mother nature your Mad at it's aunt flow!!
Whatevs. Fucking chicks on their periods is no big deal. Especially if they're married, because, hey, you gotta hit it when you can;)
Mother nature is the weather.
Just because the roller coaster is broken, doesn't mean u shut down the amusement park.
I like the sound of this !
maybe you should stop fucking everything with legs\n\n-mother nature
Haha fucking whore
Bahahahahahahhahahaha! this made my dayy.
Periods don't count around Madison.
Like I wouldn't even wanna have sex when I'm on my period... I gross myself out during it..
Hey, blowjobs and handjobs are still optional!
Mother Nature saved you from a healthy dose of VD
she decided that for me too. FUUUUCKK
lol at all the pricks about my comment.. \n\nthe difference between me and her is that she wanted to be a whore today, and i didnt.
what does \\n\\ mean? I Googled it with no luck.
i don't know, actually ! it just did it by itself\n\nit might do it again in my comment
Nothing wrong with a bloody fuck. I'll even eat you out. Extra iron.
since you're a whore, be happy you arent pregnant !
It's a vicious cycle. Shes a bitch for giving us our monthly gift, She gives us our monthly gift because she's not getting any. She's not getting any because she's a bitch. Fuck you, mother nature, Love, every female in the world.
608 is pretty big, could've been La Crosse.
Fuck Mother Nature, because you can't fuck anyone else. Got it.