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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious

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GTFOOOO

Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 10 at 5:40pm

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Jesus. I haven't even picked out a name for my kid and I'm pregnant.

Submitted by iblowpops on Oct 12, 10 at 7:12pm

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- your also a teenage whore?
  
  Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Oct 13, 10 at 1:51am
  
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  - She's also going to be one of those moms who puts 498 pics of her kid on her facebook.
    
    Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 13, 10 at 2:46am
    
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    Jeez, you guys calm down, just because this website always talks about college doesn't mean older people don't go on it.
    
    Submitted by gutsout on Oct 13, 10 at 11:19am
    
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    Actually I'm 28 and married. Nice try though kids!
    
    Submitted by iblowpops on Oct 13, 10 at 7:35pm
    
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    And I don't post shit on Facebook. I have enough friends who post their alien looking babies constantly. So I don't foresee being one.
    
    Submitted by iblowpops on Oct 13, 10 at 7:36pm
    
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  - *you're\nas in you're a douchebag
    
    Submitted by XxabbyyyxX on Oct 13, 10 at 11:56am
    
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Keep staring at that grenade, dude...

Submitted by meattastic on Oct 12, 10 at 5:02pm

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Run forest...... Runnnnnnnn!!

Submitted by blite on Oct 12, 10 at 7:14pm

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Then you deserve eventually being chained to a radiator where you'll be forced to watch Gilmore girls and lifetime movies all fricking day

Submitted by archer79 on Oct 12, 10 at 6:11pm

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There couldn't be a greater run factor even when combining Jaws, predator, and the terminator all together. Get the fuck out NOW.

Submitted by Jachard on Oct 12, 10 at 8:55pm

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Curiosity killed the cat and this bitch us gonna hunt your ass down.

Submitted by robbybobby75 on Oct 12, 10 at 9:05pm

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Curious enough to know that she probably stares at you as you sleep and smells your hair when your not paying attention! Freako

Submitted by amenick on Oct 12, 10 at 10:07pm

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Rofl like 30 sane people saying run and one person who thinks this is their soulmate.

Submitted by PerfectHaze on Oct 13, 10 at 1:14am

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I'd say gtfo but are they atleast cute costumes?

Submitted by kailsayshello on Oct 12, 10 at 9:07pm

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Make sure she isn't knocked up by someone else already.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 12, 10 at 7:12pm

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Run while you can.

Submitted by valentinehearts on Oct 12, 10 at 9:38pm

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@8:57. You used both, " you" and, "u". Why would you do that? That's just odd to me.

Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 10 at 4:59pm

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Sooo... Idk who's crazier.. Her (for obvious reasons) or you for being "curious" instead of cautious! Please consider these early warning symptoms and get out while you can lol.. But seriously..

Submitted by cdese on Oct 13, 10 at 12:47am

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r2deepthroat- dont forget about the home birth as well.

Submitted by jennyftb on Oct 13, 10 at 9:27am

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Run... Just run. Stage 4 clinger

Submitted by The775 on Oct 13, 10 at 12:35am

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Did you ever think maybe she wanted you to break up with her so she didn't have to do the dirty work and she was trying to freak you out?

Submitted by ellll on Oct 13, 10 at 9:53am

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How do you comment other people's comments?

Submitted by saulsagro on Oct 20, 10 at 9:03pm

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I think i know the kid that broke up with this girl lol

Submitted by undeadaries on Oct 12, 10 at 10:00pm

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I'm a chick and I want to run for you! and who the fuck has that kind if time? 17?!

Submitted by jennyftb on Oct 13, 10 at 1:29am

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It's like a trainwreck. You know u shouldn't stare, but it's impossible to look way

Submitted by Naim on Oct 13, 10 at 8:57am

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you seriously need to consider entering the witness protection program cause that bitch is crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy. fuck man this shit scares me

Submitted by potmasdfdw on Oct 13, 10 at 8:56pm

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Don't even look back. Forget the beer.

Submitted by said8ED on Oct 14, 10 at 11:20am

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I love this. This girl is my kindred spirit.

Submitted by TwirlAndTweak on Oct 12, 10 at 5:48pm

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Never stick your dick in crazy!

Submitted by synonymous on Jul 9, 11 at 4:57am

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LOL @ archer79!!!

Submitted by kcs99 on Oct 13, 10 at 6:54am

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Stuuuupid.

Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 13, 10 at 9:03am

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Damn i have kids and havent even picked out this years costumes. Run for your life!

Submitted by jenisme on Oct 19, 10 at 6:26am

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How do you comment comments?

Submitted by saulsagro on Oct 20, 10 at 9:05pm

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