What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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10:19(2), "Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the hell can it possibly be? SLEDGE-O-MATIC!"
Shit I knew that watermelon tasted weird.
like me, everyone of you all either assumed or is hoping this is a guy. lets just hope the OP isnt a girl?
9:53 if you have nothing to say other than "first" then crawl in a hole and die
also: how do you go about fucking a watermelon??
How do you know it wasn't consensual, 10:11?
cut a hole in it. duh. stripper showed me how.
RUSH LIMBAUGH JUST CALLED OBAMA A HERMAPHRODITE
definitely a smartass response, and I like it
He could be like that guy that smashes watermelons with his head..
Except with his dick.
Damn blacks raping watermelons. *shame*
Only someone in the 3-1-4! gez
This HAS to be from Festus! 314 represent! Haha
This may be me.
I don't remember.
Makes me proud to be in the 314 lol
This reminds me of Me, Myself and Irene