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  • 10:19(2), "Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the hell can it possibly be? SLEDGE-O-MATIC!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:24am
  • like me, everyone of you all either assumed or is hoping this is a guy. lets just hope the OP isnt a girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Shit I knew that watermelon tasted weird.

    Submitted by lavarain on Apr 23, 11 at 3:11am
  • 9:53 if you have nothing to say other than "first" then crawl in a hole and die also: how do you go about fucking a watermelon??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:00am
  • cut a hole in it. duh. stripper showed me how.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:02am
  • How do you know it wasn't consensual, 10:11?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:13am
  • RUSH LIMBAUGH JUST CALLED OBAMA A HERMAPHRODITE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:20pm
  • definitely a smartass response, and I like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:46am
  • Damn blacks raping watermelons. *shame*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:11am
  • He could be like that guy that smashes watermelons with his head.. Except with his dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:15am
  • This HAS to be from Festus! 314 represent! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:50pm
  • Only someone in the 3-1-4! gez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:37pm
  • This may be me. I don't remember.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Makes me proud to be in the 314 lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:59am
  • This reminds me of Me, Myself and Irene

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 7:43am
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