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  • Submitted by lalalalalalala on Aug 17, 10 at 3:37pm

    sometimes i wish i was lesbian so i could enjoy 4 boobs instead of two.

  • Submitted by californiaraisin on Aug 17, 10 at 6:21pm

    you've obviously never worn a bra. shit is anything but cuddly if you can't go without underwire.

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      Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 22, 10 at 3:39pm

      You should learn how to go bra shopping.

  • Submitted by pinchforaninch on Aug 17, 10 at 8:11pm

    i'd prefer a bra...they get to hold boobs all day long

  • Submitted by windrider1202 on Aug 17, 10 at 6:43pm

    Boobs actually get hot and sweat on the soft, cuddly things. And they ain't cuddly.

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:53pm

    I would rather be me. Releasing the boobies from the cup things and gently sucking on them as the nipples harden in my mouth! Always nice to get that instant notice that you are appreciated.

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    Submitted by Jeffer9012 on Aug 17, 10 at 11:24pm

    Lol this guy was saying how he wishes you he was a boob\nAnd you guys are coming up with facts to prove it's very uncomfortable or something\nDon't kill the guys wishD;

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    Submitted by kenna on Aug 17, 10 at 4:11pm

    I'd like to know where this conversation was going

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    Submitted by fuckme on Aug 17, 10 at 3:52pm

    You and me both pal

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    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 17, 10 at 11:50pm

    Osubeast you are a fat boob.

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    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 17, 10 at 5:16pm

    Little cup things? Either you or your girlfriend has small boobies and for that we're sorry.

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      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:37pm

      I'd rather have perky boobs than overly large saggy boobs with stretch marks.

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    Submitted by WebAntOnYouTube on Aug 17, 10 at 8:52pm

    They also get sore during menstruation and pregnancy and sometimes get squeezed too hard and can hurt if they are not in a training bra if they are big and the owner is doing something like jogging. They are also subject to getting cancer. Still want to be one?:-P

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:10am

      that was too much information for anybody... and guys can get breast cancer too

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      Submitted by Observer on Aug 18, 10 at 11:59pm

      Okay yes. They can hurt, and ache, and possibly contract life threatening diseases, but what part of our bodies cant? I love my boobs. They are like warm soft pillows...and they can also feel pretty amazing with just the right amount of attention.

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    Submitted by lizthetwigg on Aug 17, 10 at 9:34pm

    my boobs like sleeping in their little homes, now when its hot they hate it...

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    Submitted by nikkayyyy on Aug 17, 10 at 3:45pm

    yeeeeee

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    Submitted by Roshielle on Aug 18, 10 at 1:43am

    WTF are you talking about!!? Bras are NOT comfy. Underwire is hell.

  • Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 17, 10 at 3:48pm

    This just screams "mommy issues"!!

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    Submitted by skeezer on Aug 20, 10 at 9:37am

    There are a lot of people on here who need anger management therapy....

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    Submitted by roseanna on Aug 17, 10 at 3:37pm

    Lawl

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    Submitted by caitemarie on Aug 18, 10 at 10:43am

    Hey dumbass it's possible for you to expierience what a boob is like! It's called a fucking HAMMOCK!!!! :D lawlacaust.

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    Submitted by osubeast on Aug 17, 10 at 9:46pm

    Fuck u jojoboo!!!!!! Boobs kick ass

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    Submitted by pbs724 on Aug 19, 10 at 4:54pm

    it says sometimes, guys....calm down.

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    Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:56am

    I agree with @lalalalalala I wish I could enjoy more than my 2

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    Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 19, 10 at 1:01pm

    I guess I have pretty resilient boobs, they don't get sore during menstruation, (nor did they during pregnancy), they can be squeezed with out me bitching about it "hurting" and my bras ARE comfortable (and I'm a 36 D, so I usually get underwire bras for the extra support, and guess what, they are COMFY!!). I think most girls just bitch too much, and don't know how to go bra shopping....

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    Submitted by hawtlegs on Aug 18, 10 at 2:47pm

    Seriously I don't think the dude needs the in and outs of intimate apparel. If I'm not mistaken men get hot and sweaty too. I love it (not) when women try to turn anything in to a woe is me.

  • Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 17, 10 at 4:20pm

    Boobs are fat and water....

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      Submitted by nerdychick22 on Sep 12, 10 at 1:27am

      Scientifically, yes, but is it relevant?

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 13 at 6:06pm

      So are Americans. What's your point?

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    Submitted by notmeee on Aug 20, 10 at 12:18pm

    @Californiaraisin, underwires aren't bad if you have a bra that fits.

  • Submitted by jltc on Aug 17, 10 at 9:32pm

    Subjunctive, motherfuckers! But I agree with the sentiment.

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    Submitted by indie22 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:38pm

    oh my god, i could not agree more with this ^

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Aug 18, 10 at 8:29am

    This sounds like it should be a Scott Pilgrim quote.