It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Some people don't suffer from whiskey dick. I've been so drunk before its felt like having sex on a tilt-a-whirl.
Cops really are starting to do this ya know..
Sounds fair to me....
Getting blown sounds much more fun than blowing into a breathalyzer to test sobriety
Hopefully while he was driving
And if she could deep throat him, she was too drunk to drive herself.
Better safe than sorry!
Taipan: Seriously, nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say. And not just about this particular text, but all of them. And if you need proof of that, please check out all of the other shut the fuck up comments you have recieved.
A logical assertion...
And if she could deep throat him she was too drunk to drive herself.
Men can get erections while they're sleeping too, so by OP's logic truckers shouldn't have a problem when they fall asleep behind the wheel. But they do. Like killing other motorists.
Taipan, I would hope she wasn't blowing a trucker. Or expecting him to take her home rather than kill her.