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  • Some people don't suffer from whiskey dick. I've been so drunk before its felt like having sex on a tilt-a-whirl.

    Submitted by RuralNinja on Apr 23, 11 at 4:16pm
  • Cops really are starting to do this ya know..

    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 23, 11 at 5:35pm
  • Sounds fair to me....

    Submitted by notclevernow on Apr 23, 11 at 3:31pm
  • Taipan, stfu.

    Submitted by locoprincess08 on Apr 24, 11 at 1:58am
  • Hopefully while he was driving

    Submitted by DRxZoidberg_md on Apr 23, 11 at 3:56pm
  • Getting blown sounds much more fun than blowing into a breathalyzer to test sobriety

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 23, 11 at 6:19pm
  • And if she could deep throat him, she was too drunk to drive herself.

    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 24, 11 at 11:51am
  • Better safe than sorry!

    Submitted by utwarreng on Apr 23, 11 at 6:02pm
  • Taipan: Seriously, nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say. And not just about this particular text, but all of them. And if you need proof of that, please check out all of the other shut the fuck up comments you have recieved.

    Submitted by sparklyyy19 on Apr 24, 11 at 7:56am
  • And if she could deep throat him she was too drunk to drive herself.

    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 24, 11 at 11:49am
  • A logical assertion...

    Submitted by raylealadee on Apr 24, 11 at 2:21am
  • Men can get erections while they're sleeping too, so by OP's logic truckers shouldn't have a problem when they fall asleep behind the wheel. But they do. Like killing other motorists.

    Submitted by Taipan on Apr 23, 11 at 5:41pm
  • Taipan, I would hope she wasn't blowing a trucker. Or expecting him to take her home rather than kill her.

    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 24, 11 at 3:07am