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    Submitted by Squarewheel on May 3, 13 at 3:45pm

    This isnt about a hot chick pick up line, it is about a girl being a wretched bitch and not sexy enough to make up for it,\n\nThis is a great post "hit it and forget it" line

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Haks on May 6, 13 at 8:41pm

    Ron Swanson talking about one of the Tammy's?

  • 59 53
    Submitted by bananacray on May 31, 13 at 10:29am

    Claire is that you??

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on May 3, 13 at 2:29pm

    I actually prefer this to the old 'When you fell from heaven...' bullshit. I imagine Angels to be obtrusively prude. And fuck that, right?

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      Submitted by ashmichele on Sep 22, 14 at 1:56am

      literally or figuratively?

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    Submitted by 478 on May 3, 13 at 4:57pm

    This would be a great pick up line for cute goth girls!