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  • Submitted by Veritass on Nov 17, 10 at 6:06pm

    I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold

    • Submitted by Jacob24 on Nov 17, 10 at 11:45pm

      by far the best literary reference i've seen on TFLN.

    • Submitted by opalquean on Nov 20, 10 at 5:03am


    • Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 1:21am

      I cannot believe you found a way to get that on here legitimately. You should be given an award.

  • Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 17, 10 at 11:14am

    This is one of those times that being a guy is just easier. "Dude, I ate your stuff. My bad, I'll get more." End of story.

    • Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 18, 10 at 10:16pm

      An everyday occurrence in my house. iowawashington speaks the truth.

  • Submitted by xealot129 on Nov 17, 10 at 10:55am

    wake and bake much?

  • Submitted by buddha313 on Nov 17, 10 at 2:30pm

    In this persons defense..cream cheese is just beyond fantastic lol

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 17, 10 at 2:48pm

    This sounds like a typical female roomie that had the munchies after a night out.

  • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 17, 10 at 10:49am

    If this is a guy, I can hear his girl's whip cracking him even over the internet. Being sweet is fine, but be a man!

  • Submitted by Veritas143 on Nov 17, 10 at 3:45pm

    BS... The guy obviously got high and ate almost an entire bag of bagels... I mean haven't we all? +1 for saving some for the girl friend I'm assuming

  • Submitted by frito10 on Nov 17, 10 at 7:26pm

    Lol the last line makes this text.

  • Submitted by browser on Nov 17, 10 at 11:21am

    I think it's a female that must have an annal roommate.

  • Submitted by margottenenbaum on Nov 17, 10 at 11:05am

    What are you, a girl or something?

  • Submitted by 2boys on Nov 21, 10 at 11:59am

    I love this one

  • Submitted by HinduSpartan on Nov 17, 10 at 12:23pm

    @indiegirl12, Due Date quote FTW

  • Submitted by radivier on Nov 17, 10 at 8:09pm

    I used to get messages like this all the time from one of my housemates. Every time she was drunk she would finish off my block of cheese and buy me a new block the next day (knowing I would be very sad to have unexplained vanished cheese). It kept me in cheese the whole year!

  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 17, 10 at 11:35am

    The sick-up factor here is huge. Just blazed.

  • Submitted by ANAL_BEED on Nov 19, 10 at 3:03am

    Dating a fat chick...

  • Submitted by vballchickk17 on Nov 17, 10 at 11:34pm

    hahahaha yesss frito10 I definitely agree with you.

  • Submitted by dre623 on Nov 19, 10 at 2:09pm

    haha! He's high. :)

  • Submitted by ehhblinkin on Nov 17, 10 at 2:28pm

    Way to go Middletown!

  • Submitted by optimusprimerib on Nov 17, 10 at 12:55pm

    Love it!!!

  • Submitted by catlew on Feb 23, 11 at 11:45am

    A good friend shares cream cheese. A great friend knows how much cream cheese means to a hangover. I wish this was my roommate.

  • Submitted by sarahrox01 on Nov 17, 10 at 3:04pm

    they're friend/roomate just knows how much they like it and would go crazy if they saw some missing. i'm totally the same way haha.

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  • Submitted by lick_it_62 on Dec 9, 10 at 7:22pm

    Cream cheese sucks anyway. Don't know why u would eat it in the first place. Although bagels are delicious with butter or jam. Sorry, I'm rambling