i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold
by far the best literary reference i've seen on TFLN.
I cannot believe you found a way to get that on here legitimately. You should be given an award.
This is one of those times that being a guy is just easier. "Dude, I ate your stuff. My bad, I'll get more." End of story.
An everyday occurrence in my house. iowawashington speaks the truth.
wake and bake much?
In this persons defense..cream cheese is just beyond fantastic lol
If this is a guy, I can hear his girl's whip cracking him even over the internet. Being sweet is fine, but be a man!
This sounds like a typical female roomie that had the munchies after a night out.
BS... The guy obviously got high and ate almost an entire bag of bagels... I mean haven't we all? +1 for saving some for the girl friend I'm assuming
I think it's a female that must have an annal roommate.
Lol the last line makes this text.
I love this one
What are you, a girl or something?
hahahaha yesss frito10 I definitely agree with you.
@indiegirl12, Due Date quote FTW
The sick-up factor here is huge. Just blazed.
I used to get messages like this all the time from one of my housemates. Every time she was drunk she would finish off my block of cheese and buy me a new block the next day (knowing I would be very sad to have unexplained vanished cheese). It kept me in cheese the whole year!
Dating a fat chick...
Way to go Middletown!
haha! He's high. :)
A good friend shares cream cheese. A great friend knows how much cream cheese means to a hangover. I wish this was my roommate.
they're friend/roomate just knows how much they like it and would go crazy if they saw some missing. i'm totally the same way haha.
Cream cheese sucks anyway. Don't know why u would eat it in the first place. Although bagels are delicious with butter or jam. Sorry, I'm rambling