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  • Some friends give you wings, other give you anchors. That "drunk ass friend" is an anchor. She will be holding you back from opportunity like this till you cut her out of your life.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 30, 10 at 5:00pm
  • I'm guessing you're wishing that text was "I would jus like you to know that guy I blew last weekend instead of coming to find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues."

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 30, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Uhh, which draft was this? There have been no drafts recently...

    Submitted by shockattack2 on Nov 30, 10 at 8:52pm
  • So guess who's drafted as the permanent DD?

    Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 30, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Booooooo

    Submitted by iAManAIRPLANE on Nov 30, 10 at 4:28pm
  • 95 percent of those drafted never make it to the majors. There's like 2,000 guys drafted every draft, and only the first few rounders get decent signing bonuses.

    Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 30, 10 at 9:06pm
  • Well if its for the Mets, don't be too down! You're not missing out on anything.

    Submitted by jennyftb on Nov 30, 10 at 7:03pm
    • I have to support this because despite being a Mets fan I'm also realistic

      Submitted by Phys on Nov 30, 10 at 7:12pm
  • should have ignored the bad friend, made like a baseball and let his louisville slugger take you for a ride

    Submitted by I_H8_Rick_Scott on Nov 30, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Now that's friendship.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 30, 10 at 4:38pm
  • Ohhh that's bad.

    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Nov 30, 10 at 4:26pm
  • 1st: ifihadanickel, speak for yourself. I enjoy cfreymarc's posts. 2nd: legonut4, give it up. You will never be JEFF.

    Submitted by kcs99 on Dec 1, 10 at 1:49am
  • Need I say fail?

    Submitted by hieeeeitsalisa on Nov 30, 10 at 4:27pm
  • Sad sad time

    Submitted by teets215 on Dec 2, 10 at 12:41am
  • Baseball draft is in June. I would know I was drafted :)

    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Dec 1, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Why do people put stupid comments on here, no one cares about your judgement on their character!

    Submitted by kass33 on Dec 27, 10 at 4:31pm
  • No drafts lately. And he'd get rid of you anyway.

    Submitted by FeaturingMike on Dec 1, 10 at 12:42am
  • Phys- I'm from NY and a gigantic Mets fan. I too am a realist. Let's go Mets!

    Submitted by jennyftb on Dec 1, 10 at 1:14pm
  • dont worry about it, the mets drafted him... no loss there

    Submitted by 121 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:51am
  • At least he got blown

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:45am
  • A loser in the making! Your dad gave up on you. Now I will. Save money giving up that drug habit. But then, it will catch up at you in a few years. The cool die young or work at Denny's.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 1, 10 at 3:28am
  • cfreymarc. no one needs your life lessons. in fact, i have already forgotten them.

    Submitted by ifihadanickel on Nov 30, 10 at 10:58pm
  • It's funny because she could have been with a famous guy.

    Submitted by legonut4 on Nov 30, 10 at 6:42pm
  • that is true fucking friendship right there.

    Submitted by Arckone on Dec 4, 10 at 3:47pm
  • USC!!! National Champs!!

    Submitted by Wiggity on Nov 30, 10 at 8:51pm
  • MLB has a draft?\nI would probably call bullshit on that one.

    Submitted by jimalston on Nov 30, 10 at 9:50pm
  • True friend.

    Submitted by rickscottisafag on Dec 1, 10 at 8:13am
  • He's fired! There, now you won't feel so disappointed.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 30, 10 at 5:41pm