Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Being 30 doesn't mean what it used to, you're right on track.
Did you flog the bishop during. The movie ? Sure sign of under 30.
Yes, you're going to be thirty whether you want to be or not. Hopefully you can man the fuck up before then and realize it's just a number, not the end of the world.