Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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Yes! Yess! Mmm let me taste your tears Scott. Mmm your tears are so yummy and sweet...
Those 3 thumbs down clearly don't understand the reference.
I'd give you five thumbs up if I could!
-writes down for future reference-
This could work, or it could backfire horribly when they agree to it.
This sounds like something a stage five clinger might be into. Just a heads up.
I just got rid of a stage 5. I wish I would have done this!
just used this. i love you
This is gold!
If it backfires, you are doomed.
Just have to follow the rules
The 300 some people who voted this down have clearly been told this...
777, you're my hero. I've gotta go watch SP now