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  • Submitted by Grammar_Nazi on Aug 15, 10 at 2:20pm

    This is stolen from an episode of NCIS. The only thing he added was "fucking pussy."

  • Submitted by smartgrrl on Aug 15, 10 at 3:49pm

    Not just tonight either BTW...

  • Submitted by juicy_cooter on Aug 15, 10 at 4:49pm

    Get some skinny jeans and fitted shirts and you'll be bathing in juicy c00ters

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 15, 10 at 5:44pm

    so fresh and so clean

  • Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 15, 10 at 3:39pm

    U better dress 2 impress if u want some coochie

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 15, 10 at 3:54pm

    Gotta be fitted at times!

  • Submitted by damn_gurl on Aug 15, 10 at 2:10pm

    hellz yesss bizznatch

  • Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:58pm

    Stolen? Because it's so creative only the writers on NCIS could have thought of it?\nLol.. that saying is old school.

  • Submitted by mike0006 on Aug 15, 10 at 2:08pm

    These words of wisdom are making me first for knowledge!

  • Submitted by bobbeeno on Aug 17, 10 at 7:05am


  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 15, 10 at 8:45pm

    Hmm NCIS.... Rule 9: Always bring a knife.

  • Submitted by awesomeo4000 on Aug 17, 10 at 10:01pm

    SUIT UP!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 10 at 6:41pm

    Harrisburg what!

  • Submitted by uhateme on Aug 16, 10 at 7:11am

    Sooooooooo no Velcro shoes? But there so easy to put on!

  • Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 16, 10 at 11:31am

    Sounds like a conversation between a white man and one of his black friends.

  • Submitted by Cryptically on Aug 16, 10 at 3:48am

    Dammit Lancaster...