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  do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT

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  (717): do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT http://tfl.nu/ci1u
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  Submitted by Grammar_Nazi on Aug 15, 10 at 2:20pm

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  This is stolen from an episode of NCIS. The only thing he added was "fucking pussy."

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  Submitted by juicy_cooter on Aug 15, 10 at 4:49pm

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  Get some skinny jeans and fitted shirts and you'll be bathing in juicy c00ters

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  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 15, 10 at 8:45pm

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  Hmm NCIS.... Rule 9: Always bring a knife.

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  Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:58pm

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  Stolen? Because it's so creative only the writers on NCIS could have thought of it?\nLol.. that saying is old school.

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  Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 15, 10 at 3:39pm

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  U better dress 2 impress if u want some coochie

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  Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 16, 10 at 11:31am

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  Sounds like a conversation between a white man and one of his black friends.

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• 24 16

  Submitted by awesomeo4000 on Aug 17, 10 at 10:01pm

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  SUIT UP!!

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  Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 15, 10 at 5:44pm

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  so fresh and so clean

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  Submitted by smartgrrl on Aug 15, 10 at 3:49pm

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  Not just tonight either BTW...

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  Submitted by damn_gurl on Aug 15, 10 at 2:10pm

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  hellz yesss bizznatch

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  Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 15, 10 at 3:54pm

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  Gotta be fitted at times!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 10 at 6:41pm

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  Harrisburg what!

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  Submitted by bobbeeno on Aug 17, 10 at 7:05am

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  Harrisburg!!!

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  Submitted by uhateme on Aug 16, 10 at 7:11am

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  Sooooooooo no Velcro shoes? But there so easy to put on!

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  Submitted by mike0006 on Aug 15, 10 at 2:08pm

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  These words of wisdom are making me first for knowledge!

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    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 15, 10 at 2:28pm

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    SLAP!

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  Submitted by Cryptically on Aug 16, 10 at 3:48am

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  Dammit Lancaster...

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