yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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525, you're the one that feels the need to proclaim your "awesomeness" on an anonymous website. i think you're the one that needs to "chill the fuck out," my friend. insecure much?
4:36 are you the exception and not the rule?
I lovvvvvvve crazy people.
4:19 - Only men think that being crazy is a bad thing. :)
11:07 - I love that you love my passion and I love your passion for it as well.
@4:26 you bash facebook yet you're on this site? really?
Girls who are admitting that we are just crazy bitches. FUCK YOU
Yeah, we are crazy alright...crazy like foxes because we rule the shit out of you guys... you will do anything to get with us...suckers.
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH! props to who brought that reference up
That's a pretty fucking good milkshake.
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The sites I was bashing were sites that were given popularity from mainstream media like news and radio. That alone caused millions across the world to jump on the bandwagon and join those sites because it was the "IN" thing to do. To even think that you should have your own twitter, facebook, or myspace page is just narcissistic and pathetic. It's like all the people who started going to raves once the news started reporting them. You're all just followers.
I'm so glad I know who posted this text...hahahah!
because that is a bad night...serious girlfriends are for suckers
this literally just happend to me this past weekend
5:49 - I love your passion for correct word usage.
The only thing remotely funny, or even amusing for that matter, from this entire page are all of the "Pulp Fiction" quotes. Please note to all: if you have to declare you are, then you are not.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
EVERYONE STOP ARGUING. and stop @time replying people. this isnt twitter assholes. and its not some blog for you to bitch about your problems on. just move on, and leave this poor tfln alone.
And this is why I hate men.
hahaha 7:13 not all girls are crazy bitches, but a lot are. and even more guys are STUPID TOOLS<3
girls are crazy bitches and guys are assholes... thats life.
pulp fiction is one of the best movies of all time
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
^ Nope, she's just a crazy ass bitch.
Yeah, sorry guys....I'm totally that kinda girl who likes to act like she's different from all the other chicks, but we're still all just crazy bitches!
4:23 do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
you people are fucking nuts. this is over a text. eat shit. you idiots who are "defending women' yoju're just making them look more insane. p.s. i am a girl haha
1:17 is now my facebook status
You know you want our sweet hot vaginas. Who cares if we are crazy sometimes. We can't help it. We still love ya :)
Vaya con dios, special agent Utah
4:19 - it's bear, not bare.
my fb will read single until i get married. fuck all that "in a relationship" bs. i'm in plenty of relationships. why do i have to declare it?
@4:16... no one with a penis believes you. All woman are crazy. Each and everyone one of them. It's just a matter of finding the woman with the amount of crazy you can bare. (says the married man).
"My name's Paul, and this is between y'all
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.
4:28, it's bare, nor bear. Dumbfuck.
At least girls have hearts.
social ADDICTIONS such as facebook are so sketch when people are more worried about what is posted in a website than what goes on in their actual life. try getting a real life people. LMFHO
love how the majority picked bad night.
dat datta dunt dunt... big cunt
check out the big brain on brett
hell yeah pulp-fiction quotes! and to the text, one of the advantages of not having a facebook
all women think they are different, its because they are fuckin insane......crazy people dont think they are crazy
4:16 "i'm not crazy... obviously..."
Any of you fuckin pricks move and I'll execute every motherfuckin last one of you!
You know what they call a big mac? Royale with cheese....smegma
i hate when girls think t hey're better than everyone else because they "think like guys." fuck off, you're a girl no matter what you say or do you'll always be a girl and you're not cool or dude-like because you like video games or sports or smoking pot or whatever it is that makes you think you're a man.
5:25, it's funny how generalizing about generalizations makes you a cunt.
yep all broads are fuckin batshit crazy...plain truth guys, we gotta deal with em
4:15 - Did they put Bourbon in it?
not funny or from last night
@ 4:23 A royale with cheese, because of the metric system.
second 4:36 and 4:37....agreed!
Thank you 11:07, and by the way while we're on the subject....everyone needs to stop misusing the word 'scan'. For the context that most of you are using that word in, the word you actually mean is 'skim'
people will never stop arguing.
5:49 everybody loves the grammar nazi thanks brochaco
@4:02, im the coolest serious girlfriend bc i HATE being a stereotypical "serious girlfriend" so not all serious girlfriends are lame.
5:43 - Really? Find an English Teacher and ask them.
Thank you to 6:24 for being smart : )
sexism at it's finest. this site never fails at it.
stupid. not funny. moderators fail.
^^Wow. That's just a work of art. How long did you work on that, about 3 hours? Asshat.
boooo.. not funny..
nothing is official until it's on facebook.
4:46 there is a difference in being a crazy fuck or just being fucking crazy.
its funny how girls strive to be equal but different, and then bash the craziness of their fellow girls and then praise themselves for being guy-like
i agree with 4:19. i'm in a serious relationship, i'm absolutely crazy, he just takes it and loves me FOR it
@4:18 and 4:19: everyones crazy, not just the girls. all im saying is that i used to really like "dating" like a guy, aka: i get what i want and thats really all i need you for. ive been told that im like a guy..or think like one? so i dont think all girlfriends are crazy. though i also believe i am the exception since most girlfriends actually ARE fucking stupid and crazy. so yeah, in conclusion, think im pretty awesome haha.
I am just curious as to how trying to keep up with old friends that moved off to other colleges, or just wanting to talk to people, is narcissistic or pathetic. Anyways, that post you made just makes you sound like an asshole with no friends. Be more friendly :D.
Sorry 7:08am, I keep in touch with all my friends via phone and e-mail. I don't do it via trendy sites that are supposedly the "IN" thing to do cause mass media said it is. Don't you have E-mail or a phone? But you still think you are important enough to need your own webpage? You're not, and all you're doing is fattening the wallets of the people who came up with these needless sites. You're sheep, go graze if you wish.
5:06 are you quoting "hes just not that into you"? hahaha but yeah, so ive been told anyway. dont mind me, im high and bored ha.
another one bites the dust
2nd 4:03: i dont know if its worth $5 but its pretty fucking good.
bare and bear are both words but for the usage of the word as in, "oh, just grin and ___ it" the correct spelling is bear, remember kids bear is a verb, not just an animal
This thread is gayer than two dudes fucking.