I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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well its obvious you got raped by edward cullen...oh wait my bad, i forgot he was g@y
I didn't mean to bite that hard. Sorry. :(
oooooh tit biting.....kinky ;)
wow, that is crazy
Sorry but they were just a little bland.
Sounds like drunkasours and spicy bloody Mary makings =]
Maybe you went home with a soccer player from Uruguay?