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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Aw, sweetie, it's ok. Sex toys don't care. Go get a bullet or a pocket pussy and get your sex on. You'll feel better.
someone needs a hug
Damn now that's a rough dayyyy!
Definition of depression:
You obviously need to keep drinking.
Get cleaned up and go at it again
I'd pity mouth fuck you
@H: Jess took your phone.
Aww Charlie still loves you....
Take a shower at the least.
Well clean yourself up and find a guy! Duh!
I'll pity fuck you. Brown bag special, worlds greatest invention. ;) git er done, got er did, turn er over do er again.
sounds like somone has a case of the mondays
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