I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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Frat boy AND straight? Ivy League AND Great in bed? This text is full of oxymorons.
You forgot self absorbed douchebag.
Ivy League frat boy? No, I wouldn't say she forgot it at all.
As if frat boy was even a good quality...
I wish they had filters like: dumb gold digging bitch, retard, shallow, immature... I would uncheck all of them
Why do you want a frat boy? You want a douche who is too insecure to make friends on his own so he pays to have friends by default ?
In 15 years he'll leave you for his secretary.
FYI, girls hate frat dudes. And why are you in a frat if you don't like fucking other guys in the ass? Don't see any other reason to join.
really glad you guys are coming up with your own stuff to make fun of fraternities with. you're literally the only one that's made that joke.
who actually wants to date a poor person
If Oprah wanted to get married without a prenup I'd go for it, despite what I think of her, but barring a situation like that, "wealthy" is way down my list of priorities. It's not really relevant. Maybe it's because I'm a guy, but that just seems weird to me.
hey bro, Devry is not ivy league
Whore with no taste
You forgot a few:
Insecure, small dicked, looser.
Ok I think we now have a good listing.
Frat boy AND good in bed? Unless u r a dude I think the two are mutually exclusive.
sounds like you know what you're talking about. fucked a few frat guys in your day?
i find it hilarious you commented on half the posts making fun of frats specifically to defend them. insecure, eh?
First thing, why are you looking for guys on facebook?
Too bad you'll have to use ALL of that to trick girls into bed
I just look for hot white girls
Well that doesn't make sense: if you're in a frat you couldn't be straight
if you can't come up with your own material, don't talk shit.
And no one would respond to you
Wow that was Stupid!
In islamofascist shithole, Facebook is the law that says men are allowed to hit women in the face with a book for showing their face!
You should also make a checklist for your future. Facelift, alcoholism, cheating husband, Botox, preying on men half your age and check all of them. Whore.
You are the definition of a tool, congradulations
2 47, I'm also from the south, and I'm pretty sure the only woman "they" took from us that I'd be jealous of is Kim Kardashian....the rest are usually on the heavy side
You're totally right. I got cut from rush back in freshman year, and it's been eating away at me ever since. So I make up lies about frat guys being douchebags to help fill the void.....whatever helps me cope
A complete oxymoron
Ahurhur OP you have a wicked sense of humor
Yeah and I bet you wear Brooks Brothers, gel your hair, and double fist your frat boys up the butt while watching Swingers you fucking tool
I dont even know what a "Brooks Brothers" is..I go to school up north and not down south. You know nothing about me and if anything your the tool acting on assumptions and stereotypes.\n\nTo the person below this, actually I pay all my dues out of my own pocket. My parents have payed almost nothing because I chose to go out of state, so I will have the burden of paying back my debts. Stop judging me because im in a frat, you know nothing about my brothers or any frat for that matter. \n\nAnythin
Yeah I gel my hair right?? I don't have enough hair to jell idiot. I shave my head down to a 2 so you just failed at another stereotype.
239 ftw! hahaha must be a community school kid
Come on who doesn't like those qualities?
2:24pm agreed. But doesn't it just sound nice to be with someone who is simply frat-tastic!
Check your networks - Ivy is obvious.
Remember when facebook was only for ivy leaguers. Those were the days
Back then it was thefacebook.com, and it was 100% douchebags only.
9:00 and you get ugly black midgets right?
Well I go to an ivy league school, am in a frat, studying to be a doctor, straight, no money worries, ohh and play football...and will leave how I am in bed up to you
They need a stupid, hot and easy filter....
Hahahaha 239 area code. Way to represent us douche
Facebook doesn't have those options for your own protection. (tool)
Lol @ 3:41. Yes everybody is dying to be in a frat and only the select few get in. Fucking tool
@ 1:29\nWhacking it 5 times a day doesn't qualify as "great in bed"\nsorry
first u skank
This is funny I happen to be all of those except wealthy
SUCH A 239 TEXT.
Haha. I love all of the people who are just mad because they got cut the first round of rush.
come on, man. if you're representing fraternities dont be a dick about it.
woh woh woh... "Ive league...frat boy" and "great in bed" should never be used in conjunction, because, well\n let's face it...
You aren't Greek you're a frat boy. They are in no way connected stop calling yourself Greek you retard. You're right, YOU don't pay for friends yourself, your parents pay the roughly $1000 a month so you can have friends.
correct. every single person in every single fraternity at every single university is a spoiled little bitch. way to stereotype. you join the fraternity because you already like the members in it, jackass.
I'M A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE
So I think ppl are confused about the sex. The way I read it, this is a guy who thinks he is hot shit and will get women if they saw these qualities on facebook. This guy is evidently a tool and has no luck with women.
I'd date a poor man if he has a thick, black cock. :D
I wish life had these filters
So dumb...these are supposed to be funny not ego boosters. Btw if you have to broadcast it's probably not true mr. "great in bed"
@ 1:45 ahaha (:
Guess what I'm ivy league, frat, extremely
Wealthy, straight and great in bed
BANANA POWER BANANA POWER BANANA POWER
Oh that's right, it doesn't sound nice at all.
The only times you'd hear "extremely wealthy" and "good in bed" referring to the same person would be if youre talking about someone like Ron Jeremy
I would check yourself
I was gonna point out the obvious oxymorons in this post, but i see it's been touched on. Thank god I'm not the only smart one.
If there was a "douchebag" filter, be sure to check that one too.
So except for frat boy I think I qualify for all of those.
You could have added more check marks if he/she had mentioned small dick
Some people don't need to buy our friends.
yea. it's easier just not having any. good point.
I'm a banana I'm a banana I'm a banana LOOK AT ME MOVE
Frat boys are tools
That's why I'm starting Cockbook. A place for friends who want to cut to the chase.
haha everyone hating on frats know nothing about greeklife. sorry for you guys who failed at rush but hey its business. we dont pay for friends, we pay for our parties, our house, insurance and pretty much anything other than friendship. we choose to have bromance and your just jealous you arent involved.\n\nand im laughing at the fact that people here claim that were all homos who fuck eachother..like really? just get over the fact that we steal all your girls who you claim to be sluts because we got with
That was a well constructed paragraph. How many of your butt-buddy frat brothers did it take to put it together?
haha another good insult. yeah im pretty sure most of fraternities' average gpa is higher than the all mens average, at most universities. You guys have a list of pathetic attempts to make us look bad. Were either stuck up, rich, preppy, stupid, or some other bull. \n\nAt the end of the day you can claim we pay for friends, but im having a good time with people i can trust. I bet everyone here party hops from one frat party to another, and even partakes in our philanthropy events.
I agree, they need to stop changing the layout of facebook and start creating better filters!
I wish this site had filters like, posts that blow, ppl that blow, posts from retards and posts moded by retards... Maybe we'd come across some shit that's actually funny.
I'm guessing anonypotomous is a frat boy cause he's getting pissy.
The amount of bitterness and utter lack of originality in this thread is both hilarious and sad..