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  • Frat boy AND straight? Ivy League AND Great in bed? This text is full of oxymorons.

    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 6, 10 at 1:50pm
  • You forgot self absorbed douchebag.

    Submitted by undercoverguido on Feb 6, 10 at 1:30pm
    • Ivy League frat boy? No, I wouldn't say she forgot it at all.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 6, 10 at 5:32pm
  • As if frat boy was even a good quality...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:48pm
  • I wish they had filters like: dumb gold digging bitch, retard, shallow, immature... I would uncheck all of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Why do you want a frat boy? You want a douche who is too insecure to make friends on his own so he pays to have friends by default ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:24pm
  • Whore.

    Submitted by zinger on Feb 6, 10 at 1:32pm
  • In 15 years he'll leave you for his secretary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:09pm
  • FYI, girls hate frat dudes. And why are you in a frat if you don't like fucking other guys in the ass? Don't see any other reason to join.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:17pm
    • really glad you guys are coming up with your own stuff to make fun of fraternities with. you're literally the only one that's made that joke.

      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:35am
  • gold digger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:37pm
    • who actually wants to date a poor person

      Submitted by lhsvaulterbeb1 on Feb 6, 10 at 4:39pm
      • If Oprah wanted to get married without a prenup I'd go for it, despite what I think of her, but barring a situation like that, "wealthy" is way down my list of priorities. It's not really relevant. Maybe it's because I'm a guy, but that just seems weird to me.

        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 6, 10 at 5:35pm
  • hey bro, Devry is not ivy league

    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 6, 10 at 5:20pm
  • Whore with no taste

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:28pm
  • You forgot a few: Insecure, small dicked, looser. Ok I think we now have a good listing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Frat boy AND good in bed? Unless u r a dude I think the two are mutually exclusive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:42am
    • sounds like you know what you're talking about. fucked a few frat guys in your day?

      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:25am
      • i find it hilarious you commented on half the posts making fun of frats specifically to defend them. insecure, eh?

        Submitted by pseudononymous on Apr 7, 10 at 2:10am
  • First thing, why are you looking for guys on facebook?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Well that doesn't make sense: if you're in a frat you couldn't be straight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:21pm
  • Doubt iy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:14pm
  • And no one would respond to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:47pm
  • I just look for hot white girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Douche bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:07am
  • Wow that was Stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 8:44am
  • Too bad you'll have to use ALL of that to trick girls into bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:17am
  • 2 47, I'm also from the south, and I'm pretty sure the only woman "they" took from us that I'd be jealous of is Kim Kardashian....the rest are usually on the heavy side

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:41pm
  • In islamofascist shithole, Facebook is the law that says men are allowed to hit women in the face with a book for showing their face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:26pm
  • Yeah and I bet you wear Brooks Brothers, gel your hair, and double fist your frat boys up the butt while watching Swingers you fucking tool

    Submitted by kane5250 on Feb 9, 10 at 10:41am
    • I dont even know what a "Brooks Brothers" is..I go to school up north and not down south. You know nothing about me and if anything your the tool acting on assumptions and stereotypes.\n\nTo the person below this, actually I pay all my dues out of my own pocket. My parents have payed almost nothing because I chose to go out of state, so I will have the burden of paying back my debts. Stop judging me because im in a frat, you know nothing about my brothers or any frat for that matter. \n\nAnythin

      Submitted by drunk_texting on Feb 9, 10 at 8:38pm
    • Yeah I gel my hair right?? I don't have enough hair to jell idiot. I shave my head down to a 2 so you just failed at another stereotype.

      Submitted by drunk_texting on Feb 9, 10 at 8:39pm
  • You should also make a checklist for your future. Facelift, alcoholism, cheating husband, Botox, preying on men half your age and check all of them. Whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Ahurhur OP you have a wicked sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:33pm
  • Come on who doesn't like those qualities?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:30pm
  • lmao

    Submitted by AmandaReyes719 on Feb 6, 10 at 1:37pm
  • 2:24pm agreed. But doesn't it just sound nice to be with someone who is simply frat-tastic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:30pm
  • Well I go to an ivy league school, am in a frat, studying to be a doctor, straight, no money worries, ohh and play football...and will leave how I am in bed up to you

    Submitted by Red28 on Feb 16, 10 at 1:22pm
  • Tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:09pm
  • A complete oxymoron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Good idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:46am
  • 9:00 and you get ugly black midgets right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:05pm
  • You are the definition of a tool, congradulations

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:08pm
  • Check your networks - Ivy is obvious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Hahahaha 239 area code. Way to represent us douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:12am
  • 239 ftw! hahaha must be a community school kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:35am
  • Lol @ 3:41. Yes everybody is dying to be in a frat and only the select few get in. Fucking tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:08pm
  • woh woh woh... "Ive league...frat boy" and "great in bed" should never be used in conjunction, because, well\n let's face it...

    Submitted by ladyjane19 on Feb 6, 10 at 2:03pm
  • Facebook doesn't have those options for your own protection. (tool)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Douch!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:43pm
  • Haha. I love all of the people who are just mad because they got cut the first round of rush.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:41pm
    • come on, man. if you're representing fraternities dont be a dick about it.

      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:23am
  • This is funny I happen to be all of those except wealthy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:11pm
  • @ 1:29\nWhacking it 5 times a day doesn't qualify as "great in bed"\nsorry

    Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Feb 6, 10 at 1:45pm
  • They need a stupid, hot and easy filter....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:44pm
  • SUCH A 239 TEXT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:31pm
  • 2:31

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:17pm
  • Douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:11am
  • first u skank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:24pm
  • I'M A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:36pm
  • I wish life had these filters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:50pm
  • You're totally right. I got cut from rush back in freshman year, and it's been eating away at me ever since. So I make up lies about frat guys being douchebags to help fill the void.....whatever helps me cope

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:47pm
  • I'd date a poor man if he has a thick, black cock. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:19pm
  • Remember when facebook was only for ivy leaguers. Those were the days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:24pm
    • Back then it was thefacebook.com, and it was 100% douchebags only.

      Submitted by jessemoya on Feb 6, 10 at 2:55pm
  • Guess what I'm ivy league, frat, extremely Wealthy, straight and great in bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:28am
  • So dumb...these are supposed to be funny not ego boosters. Btw if you have to broadcast it's probably not true mr. "great in bed"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:27pm
  • BANANA POWER BANANA POWER BANANA POWER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:42pm
  • Oh that's right, it doesn't sound nice at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:30pm
  • TOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:48am
  • @ 1:45 ahaha (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:48pm
  • I was gonna point out the obvious oxymorons in this post, but i see it's been touched on. Thank god I'm not the only smart one.

    Submitted by RolledUp on Feb 8, 10 at 10:44am
  • So I think ppl are confused about the sex. The way I read it, this is a guy who thinks he is hot shit and will get women if they saw these qualities on facebook. This guy is evidently a tool and has no luck with women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:17pm
  • BANANA POWER BANANA POWER BANANA POWER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:36pm
  • The only times you'd hear "extremely wealthy" and "good in bed" referring to the same person would be if youre talking about someone like Ron Jeremy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:32pm
  • I would check yourself Gord

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:50pm
  • That's why I'm starting Cockbook. A place for friends who want to cut to the chase.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:09pm
  • Some people don't need to buy our friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:38pm
  • You aren't Greek you're a frat boy. They are in no way connected stop calling yourself Greek you retard. You're right, YOU don't pay for friends yourself, your parents pay the roughly $1000 a month so you can have friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:25pm
    • correct. every single person in every single fraternity at every single university is a spoiled little bitch. way to stereotype. you join the fraternity because you already like the members in it, jackass.

      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:33am
  • I'm a banana I'm a banana I'm a banana LOOK AT ME MOVE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:41pm
  • So except for frat boy I think I qualify for all of those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:29pm
    • You could have added more check marks if he/she had mentioned small dick

      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 6, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Frat boys are tools

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:36pm
  • If there was a "douchebag" filter, be sure to check that one too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:25pm
  • I agree, they need to stop changing the layout of facebook and start creating better filters!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:35pm
  • I wish this site had filters like, posts that blow, ppl that blow, posts from retards and posts moded by retards... Maybe we'd come across some shit that's actually funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:48am
  • haha everyone hating on frats know nothing about greeklife. sorry for you guys who failed at rush but hey its business. we dont pay for friends, we pay for our parties, our house, insurance and pretty much anything other than friendship. we choose to have bromance and your just jealous you arent involved.\n\nand im laughing at the fact that people here claim that were all homos who fuck eachother..like really? just get over the fact that we steal all your girls who you claim to be sluts because we got with

    Submitted by drunk_texting on Feb 8, 10 at 2:23am
    • That was a well constructed paragraph. How many of your butt-buddy frat brothers did it take to put it together?

      Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Feb 8, 10 at 10:42am
      • haha another good insult. yeah im pretty sure most of fraternities' average gpa is higher than the all mens average, at most universities. You guys have a list of pathetic attempts to make us look bad. Were either stuck up, rich, preppy, stupid, or some other bull. \n\nAt the end of the day you can claim we pay for friends, but im having a good time with people i can trust. I bet everyone here party hops from one frat party to another, and even partakes in our philanthropy events.

        Submitted by drunk_texting on Feb 9, 10 at 11:43am
  • Best tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:26am
  • The amount of bitterness and utter lack of originality in this thread is both hilarious and sad..

    Submitted by _sam_ on Feb 13, 10 at 2:24am
  • TOOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:16pm
  • I'm guessing anonypotomous is a frat boy cause he's getting pissy.

    Submitted by Enmor on Apr 14, 10 at 11:45pm