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  • 67 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:37pm

    Norton my friend, how would you like to fuck me in the ass.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:22pm

    Terrible why is this posted

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:01am

    You wanna know I got these scars? -Captain Kirk

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:07am

    haha .. awesome .. gonna have to use that one sometime!

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:36am

    Hickory dickory dock, Your bitch is on my cock. She says with a grin; as she wipes off her chin, "now fuck me in the ass." - Dan K.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:43am

    it should have said: hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your clock you know for women

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:41pm

    god these TFLN suck so much dick now

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:09pm

    Shibbity shuntity shunt, just show me your cunt.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:36pm

    so lame, why post this.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:44am

    This is from the Kane Morning Show. Be more creative and stop quoting DJs.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:32pm

    5:27pm...funnier than the OP. Well played, sir, well played.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:35pm

    the "micro mesh long sleve button up, cross black bra, disco pants" model in the american apperal ad is fucking gross!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:35am

    I'm Rick James bitch OAH

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:35am

    Fucking prudes in Maryland......

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:17pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:18pm

    Joker, do you ever finish anything?

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:32pm

    SARRE SAYS SEX ABUSE IS LIFE ABUSE! WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SARRE SHE KNOWS ALL

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:41pm

    Sarre doesn't know shit, get a life and get over sarre

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:22pm

    Hahahahahaha, this text was what I sent this morning!

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:38pm

    TFLN moderators are doing a terrible job. There is no reason why this should have been posted. Only stupid, childish assholes like Jeff or Joker would like this. Of course, maybe some real crap like this should get posted to keep those turds all giggly and frolicky

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:28pm

    It should say hickory dickory dock, ur momma sucked on my cock.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:53pm

    this shit was fucking dumb why would you post this shit? swallow the stuff under the sink please

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:44pm

    too bad this was stolen off The Kane Show, a radio station that broadcasts in the MD area, which is were 410 is

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:43pm

    It's one syllable too many, doesn't flow like it should...

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:06pm

    well take out dont and it fits pefectly for syllable's

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:54am

    That's not a limmerick, a limmerick has 5 lines..aka you're fucking stupid. It's just a rhyme