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  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Sep 16, 11 at 7:46pm

    you know, there are some things that are best left unsaid. this text is one of those things.

  • 95 31
    Submitted by krich2nd on Sep 16, 11 at 4:41pm

    cum again :D

  • 88 34
    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Sep 16, 11 at 7:17pm

    This is a mass text.

  • 88 43
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 16, 11 at 3:00pm

    This person must work for an airline.

  • 74 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 11 at 6:40pm

    Who does this

  • 69 30
    Submitted by Bloomfield on Sep 17, 11 at 9:56am

    And, with your 10th ride, you get a complimentary case of herpes.

  • 63 32
    Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 16, 11 at 6:06pm

    First one's always free.

  • 66 40
    Submitted by stranger on Sep 16, 11 at 2:32pm

    Wonderful....

  • 61 40
    Submitted by deckswife on Sep 16, 11 at 5:56pm

    you better hope you're really good in bed...

  • 57 41
    Submitted by grenadewizard on Sep 16, 11 at 7:24pm

    she mentions bartering then "patronage". anyone else's thoughts go to trading patron for sexual favors?

  • 52 32
    Submitted by smumoi on Sep 17, 11 at 10:28am

    She may be a prostitute, but at least she's an educated prostitute.

  • 53 40
    Submitted by kaylahalsey on Sep 17, 11 at 6:45pm

    that's called dating

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 16, 11 at 9:27pm

    Why would anyone want to visit her filthy hole after reading that..?

  • 49 41
    Submitted by wildness on Sep 16, 11 at 7:35pm

    thirteenth

  • 39 33
    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Sep 18, 11 at 7:04pm

    No thanks. I already got what I wanted from you.

  • 33 34
    Submitted by hooker72005 on Sep 19, 11 at 9:38pm

    Is there a group rate?

  • 55 84
    Submitted by sleete on Sep 16, 11 at 3:59pm

    Whore much?

    • 37 39
      Submitted by ViolentMilk on Sep 16, 11 at 4:25pm

      Uptight bitch much?

      • 31 43
        Submitted by gunsnammo on Sep 16, 11 at 5:51pm

        She's bartering her sexual services to him. That's the definition of a whore.

  • 30 35
    Submitted by justrollwithit on Sep 18, 11 at 9:47am

    Anybody but me think dealer first?

  • 23 24
    Submitted by SBJG on Nov 28, 11 at 10:34pm

    Oh and it wasn't a mass text :)

  • 22 31
    Submitted by SBJG on Nov 28, 11 at 10:31pm

    Funny thing is this was sent to me... and I'm the girl.

  • 25 48
    Submitted by bosoxgrrl23 on Sep 18, 11 at 1:40am

    Longest tfln ever.... Just sayin

  • 35 88
    Submitted by stranger on Sep 16, 11 at 2:33pm

    FIRST