All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't