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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.

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(936): We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by. http://tfl.nu/7uma

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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.

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(646): We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman. http://tfl.nu/a2vv

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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?

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(+92): Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from? http://tfl.nu/pk33

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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.

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(702): We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly. http://tfl.nu/ykqa

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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"

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(515): I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone" http://tfl.nu/9mhp

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(808): View more from Hawaii

there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women

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(808): there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women http://tfl.nu/4eji

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(817): View more from Texas

Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?

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(817): Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one? http://tfl.nu/bc4f

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(562): View more from California

I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!

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(562): I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!! http://tfl.nu/mwf9

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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth

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(602): I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth http://tfl.nu/mes3

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(619): View more from California

She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.

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(619): She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it. http://tfl.nu/d8em

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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.

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(330): Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors. http://tfl.nu/c683

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That shot was terrible

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You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up

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(502): That shot was terrible (1-502): You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up http://tfl.nu/89cf

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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.

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(330): exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun. http://tfl.nu/7m4g

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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.

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(732): I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened. http://tfl.nu/b4bs

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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving

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(+46): Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving http://tfl.nu/pqr1

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