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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary

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(315): He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary http://tfl.nu/sjvn

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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job

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(240): I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job http://tfl.nu/fm2s

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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.

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(386): Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican. http://tfl.nu/86lr

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(845): View more from New York

Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..

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(845): Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once.. http://tfl.nu/qopu

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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?

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(770): i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today? http://tfl.nu/3ln3

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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.

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(714): I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD. http://tfl.nu/naxc

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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.

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(585): He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down. http://tfl.nu/e3ty

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(806): View more from Texas

Why can't burritos get me drunk

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(806): Why can't burritos get me drunk http://tfl.nu/wd3d

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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.

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(817): Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner. http://tfl.nu/2b8m

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity

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(203): Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity http://tfl.nu/hqbb

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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.

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(989): You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over. http://tfl.nu/a38d

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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done

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(845): He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done http://tfl.nu/6oss

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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.

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(743): Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames. http://tfl.nu/fevf

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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend

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(775): He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend http://tfl.nu/drlt

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did you just send me my own nude

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(630): did you just send me my own nude http://tfl.nu/pkyy

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