Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed