we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.