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(816): View more from Missouri

She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray

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(816): She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray http://tfl.nu/aoxt

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(419): View more from Ohio

He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge

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(419): He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge http://tfl.nu/86hl

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(619): View more from California

You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.

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(619): You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off. http://tfl.nu/vzep

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog

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(701): I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog http://tfl.nu/mfuj

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed

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(856): I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed http://tfl.nu/01qd

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes

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(306): a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes http://tfl.nu/6zne

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.

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(931): He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that. http://tfl.nu/egbd

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(248): View more from Michigan

Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom

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(248): Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom http://tfl.nu/b9b7

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.

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(832): We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight. http://tfl.nu/lfpp

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(317): View more from Indiana

I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.

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(317): I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before. http://tfl.nu/0l7m

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.

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(203): the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law. http://tfl.nu/eqhh

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(519): View more from Ontario

Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.

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(519): Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome. http://tfl.nu/nhsm

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(727): View more from Florida

I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.

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(727): I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER. http://tfl.nu/hytb

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.

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(606): Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location. http://tfl.nu/qwv8

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(872): View more from Illinois

i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.

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(872): i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going. http://tfl.nu/c51c

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