HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Send us your Text From Last Night!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
