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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.

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(937): Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment. http://tfl.nu/z1fq

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(615): View more from Tennessee

IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

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(615): IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME! http://tfl.nu/omc2

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(425): View more from Washington

My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked

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(425): My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked http://tfl.nu/kxqx

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(530): View more from California

He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday

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(530): He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday http://tfl.nu/dy0x

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(503): View more from Oregon

He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.

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(503): He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment. http://tfl.nu/auln

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?

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(608): Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew? http://tfl.nu/2ign

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(770): View more from Georgia

Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.

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(770): Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money. http://tfl.nu/gg7b

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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail

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(651): When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail http://tfl.nu/zj29

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?

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(651): I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this? http://tfl.nu/kchb

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(919): View more from North Carolina

we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.

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(919): we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise. http://tfl.nu/z0vg

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(303): View more from Colorado

Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.

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(303): Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win. http://tfl.nu/fxme

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(206): View more from Washington

Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out

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(206): Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out http://tfl.nu/3o9i

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(630): View more from Illinois

oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.

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I NEED to hang out with you more

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(630): oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra. (1-630): I NEED to hang out with you more http://tfl.nu/k66v

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything

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(603): Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything http://tfl.nu/pfkq

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.

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(973): He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs. http://tfl.nu/qrtw

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