If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
The streets are paved with hand jobs
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
