Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?