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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am

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(727): Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am http://tfl.nu/hlxu

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(765): View more from Indiana

I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it

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(765): I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it http://tfl.nu/jq0d

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again

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(781): I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again http://tfl.nu/tj1c

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(928): View more from Arizona

I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.

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(928): I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor. http://tfl.nu/utrl

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(636): View more from Missouri

Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!

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(636): Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?! http://tfl.nu/wqa5

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.

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(843): He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here. http://tfl.nu/sowp

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(530): View more from California

My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.

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(530): My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good. http://tfl.nu/am6d

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(601): View more from Mississippi

He? As in you personified your dick?

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(601): He? As in you personified your dick? http://tfl.nu/evp4

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(785): View more from Kansas

You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal

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(785): You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal http://tfl.nu/ksra

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(616): View more from Michigan

My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here

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(616): My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here http://tfl.nu/8jqj

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(954): View more from Florida

Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets

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(954): Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets http://tfl.nu/1o6d

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(641): View more from Iowa

They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch

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(641): They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch http://tfl.nu/lzfv

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(205): View more from Alabama

Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on

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(205): Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on http://tfl.nu/iumc

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(517): View more from Michigan

I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober

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(517): I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober http://tfl.nu/xk40

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(587): View more from Alberta

The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am

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(587): The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am http://tfl.nu/g5lx

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