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(858): View more from California

Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.

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(858): Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke. http://tfl.nu/9t6d

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(226): View more from Ontario

Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.

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I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.

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(226): Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor. (1-226): I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again. http://tfl.nu/8udg

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(315): View more from New York

She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.

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(315): She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight. http://tfl.nu/lw42

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(360): View more from Washington

He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...

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(360): He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do... http://tfl.nu/lmar

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.

(336): View more from North Carolina

THAT'S MY GIRL

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(919): So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy. (336): THAT'S MY GIRL http://tfl.nu/glim

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes

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(580): Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes http://tfl.nu/f88p

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(941): View more from Florida

do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?

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(941): do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon? http://tfl.nu/9qjs

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?

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(541): I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had? http://tfl.nu/he5w

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(317): View more from Indiana

When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.

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(317): When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism. http://tfl.nu/w1kb

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(480): View more from Arizona

Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!

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(480): Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER! http://tfl.nu/hhqm

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(714): View more from California

Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?

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(714): Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like? http://tfl.nu/njs7

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...

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(479): I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns... http://tfl.nu/3zef

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.

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(401): Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week. http://tfl.nu/pyo5

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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..

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(858): someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty.. http://tfl.nu/ruec

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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?

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(714): I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went? http://tfl.nu/i9uq

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