She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.