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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?

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(803): We don't have the same problems as normal people do we? http://tfl.nu/ztcz

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".

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(603): I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl". http://tfl.nu/ggns

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.

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(812): Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me. http://tfl.nu/oqrx

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(707): View more from California

How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?

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(707): How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation? http://tfl.nu/nygk

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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem

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(347): Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem http://tfl.nu/rbg6

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(804): View more from Virginia

The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.

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(804): The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette. http://tfl.nu/rkzr

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."

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(724): Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once." http://tfl.nu/asv3

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio

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(724): quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio http://tfl.nu/4v4l

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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?

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(405): My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why? http://tfl.nu/d284

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious

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(250): Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious http://tfl.nu/wchz

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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol

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(702): I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol http://tfl.nu/mejo

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(646): View more from New York

he was definitely tindering while i gave him head

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(646): he was definitely tindering while i gave him head http://tfl.nu/dzhu

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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??

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(814): What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares?? http://tfl.nu/za5w

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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.

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(504): He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes. http://tfl.nu/za97

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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?

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(443): Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test? http://tfl.nu/y1t4

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