These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
