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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?

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(647): Was your bare penis on or around my blanket? http://tfl.nu/gx7p

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(530): View more from California

People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.

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(530): People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year. http://tfl.nu/w8ph

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(971): View more from Oregon

In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night

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(971): In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night http://tfl.nu/yyso

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.

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(603): You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you. http://tfl.nu/juhw

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(626): View more from California

we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night

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(626): we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night http://tfl.nu/j0p5

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(443): View more from Maryland

Two words: blizzard sex

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(443): Two words: blizzard sex http://tfl.nu/npwl

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(630): View more from Illinois

If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.

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(630): If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend. http://tfl.nu/5hx0

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(727): View more from Florida

being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend

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(727): being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend http://tfl.nu/2oap

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak

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(732): I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak http://tfl.nu/zu6f

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on

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(857): I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on http://tfl.nu/aaoi

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(386): View more from Florida

only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad

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(386): only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad http://tfl.nu/8a8k

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today

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(+44): If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today http://tfl.nu/7pvc

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.

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(815): I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home. http://tfl.nu/56vm

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(765): View more from Indiana

A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase

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(765): A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase http://tfl.nu/vp0d

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(330): View more from Ohio

It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.

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(330): It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts. http://tfl.nu/q282

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