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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.

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(989): You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over. http://tfl.nu/a38d

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(845): View more from New York

He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done

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(845): He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done http://tfl.nu/6oss

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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.

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(743): Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames. http://tfl.nu/fevf

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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend

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(775): He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend http://tfl.nu/drlt

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(630): View more from Illinois

did you just send me my own nude

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(630): did you just send me my own nude http://tfl.nu/pkyy

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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?

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(803): We don't have the same problems as normal people do we? http://tfl.nu/ztcz

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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".

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(603): I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl". http://tfl.nu/ggns

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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.

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(812): Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me. http://tfl.nu/oqrx

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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?

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(707): How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation? http://tfl.nu/nygk

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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem

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(347): Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem http://tfl.nu/rbg6

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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.

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(804): The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette. http://tfl.nu/rkzr

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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."

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(724): Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once." http://tfl.nu/asv3

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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio

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(724): quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio http://tfl.nu/4v4l

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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?

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(405): My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why? http://tfl.nu/d284

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious

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(250): Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious http://tfl.nu/wchz

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