He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
