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(815): View more from Illinois

i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.

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(626): View more from California

I can't believe just smoked out of a pear

(909): View more from California

I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive

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(303): View more from Colorado

This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I tired using vodka to remove my makeup

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

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(201): View more from New Jersey

long story

(203): View more from Connecticut

just tell me the parts i wanna hear

(201): View more from New Jersey

weed, brooklyn, rough sex.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I broke a rule

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Which One?!

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You're officially the worst brother ever.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina

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