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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.

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(989): She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do. http://tfl.nu/3jaz

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(530): View more from California

Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.

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(530): Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out. http://tfl.nu/3l6o

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"

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(724): A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me" http://tfl.nu/trq4

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(561): View more from Florida

I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will

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(561): I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will http://tfl.nu/x78m

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.

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(503): I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor. http://tfl.nu/j2x4

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.

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(413): We need to stop going on dates to the strip club. http://tfl.nu/e1ke

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(561): View more from Florida

Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.

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(561): Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work. http://tfl.nu/zevl

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out

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(605): Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out http://tfl.nu/kg6k

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.

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(413): Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten. http://tfl.nu/8dnp

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(510): View more from California

I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.

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(510): I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life. http://tfl.nu/u94a

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(336): View more from North Carolina

My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.

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(336): My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly. http://tfl.nu/p75k

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(905): View more from Ontario

Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?

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(905): Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid? http://tfl.nu/amx6

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(206): View more from Washington

She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.

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(206): She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes. http://tfl.nu/c6ex

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?

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(304): Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina? http://tfl.nu/ly25

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.

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(410): I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket. http://tfl.nu/j5lv

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