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    (616): View more from Michigan

    I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now

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    (718): View more from New York

    We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas

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    (734): View more from Michigan

    When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.

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    (843): View more from South Carolina

    A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.

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    (613): View more from Ontario

    Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??

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    (252): View more from North Carolina

    We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.

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    (417): View more from Missouri

    I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.

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    (971): View more from Oregon

    you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON

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    (303): View more from Colorado

    I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas

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    (417): View more from Missouri

    Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."

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    (717): View more from Pennsylvania

    i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night

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    (570): View more from Pennsylvania

    You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."

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    (479): View more from Arkansas

    He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.

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    (956): View more from Texas

    I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.

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    (570): View more from Pennsylvania

    WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED

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