He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.