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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless

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(716): forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless http://tfl.nu/m12g

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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck

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(630): I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck http://tfl.nu/zw8y

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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.

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(704): I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire. http://tfl.nu/enf2

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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.

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(518): She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER. http://tfl.nu/3q3w

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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.

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(801): My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company. http://tfl.nu/z43d

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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me

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(847): Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me http://tfl.nu/jbk0

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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening

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(508): I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening http://tfl.nu/7pf2

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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.

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(763): I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation. http://tfl.nu/r60z

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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.

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(216): I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time. http://tfl.nu/gxl7

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(516): View more from New York

mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?

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all of them.

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(516): mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs? (1-516): all of them. http://tfl.nu/l17j

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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line

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(973): I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line http://tfl.nu/0x46

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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot

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(917): I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot http://tfl.nu/xzbl

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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"

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(516): Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?" http://tfl.nu/n5f6

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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.

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(390): She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it. http://tfl.nu/hfa4

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UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY

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(904): UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY http://tfl.nu/1tru

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