Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.