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Really? A fat girl?

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I'm walking her back. Chill out.

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She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.

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(612): Really? A fat girl? (1-206): I'm walking her back. Chill out. (1-206): She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though. http://tfl.nu/xw6d

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?

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(859): Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut? http://tfl.nu/nfyo

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!

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(715): It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful! http://tfl.nu/m6vl

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(305): View more from Florida

I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.

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(305): I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me. http://tfl.nu/8pa6

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.

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(336): Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups. http://tfl.nu/v7i7

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(289): View more from Ontario

In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.

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(289): In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/ntm3

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger

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(617): Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger http://tfl.nu/kw9o

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.

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(307): I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life. http://tfl.nu/xy78

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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.

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(601): I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago. http://tfl.nu/p44l

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?

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(+44): So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff? http://tfl.nu/24fo

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(425): View more from Washington

I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed

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(425): I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed http://tfl.nu/xp1l

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(712): View more from Iowa

There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?

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(712): There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life? http://tfl.nu/al5z

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.

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(919): We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad. http://tfl.nu/qk8s

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(847): View more from Illinois

My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.

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(847): My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital. http://tfl.nu/g98t

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(302): View more from Delaware

I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay

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(302): I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay http://tfl.nu/8522

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