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(530): View more from California

My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.

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(530): My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good. http://tfl.nu/am6d

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(601): View more from Mississippi

He? As in you personified your dick?

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(601): He? As in you personified your dick? http://tfl.nu/evp4

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(785): View more from Kansas

You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal

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(785): You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal http://tfl.nu/ksra

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(616): View more from Michigan

My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here

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(616): My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here http://tfl.nu/8jqj

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(954): View more from Florida

Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets

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(954): Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets http://tfl.nu/1o6d

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(641): View more from Iowa

They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch

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(641): They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch http://tfl.nu/lzfv

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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on

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(205): Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on http://tfl.nu/iumc

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(517): View more from Michigan

I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober

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(517): I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober http://tfl.nu/xk40

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(587): View more from Alberta

The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am

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(587): The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am http://tfl.nu/g5lx

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.

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(832): Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle. http://tfl.nu/kyy6

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(778): View more from British Columbia

You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil

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(778): You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil http://tfl.nu/4q8x

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(540): View more from Virginia

Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.

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(540): Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism. http://tfl.nu/ggmc

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(479): View more from Arkansas

he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext

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(479): he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext http://tfl.nu/qad0

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(630): View more from Illinois

I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen

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(630): I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen http://tfl.nu/zigq

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.

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(608): First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong. http://tfl.nu/vr09

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