if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.