Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs