He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome