I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Send us your Text From Last Night!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
