Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.