Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me