I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
