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(419): View more from Ohio

Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?

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(214): View more from Texas

I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.

(817): View more from Texas

For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too

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(404): View more from Georgia

Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.

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(630): View more from Illinois

it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed

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(562): View more from California

Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness

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