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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off

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(401): i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off http://tfl.nu/b0hl

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.

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(920): I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad. http://tfl.nu/b7v4

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(416): View more from Toronto

Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....

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(416): Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat.... http://tfl.nu/xy0p

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex

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(+44): Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex http://tfl.nu/fkis

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(804): View more from Virginia

Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.

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(804): Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win. http://tfl.nu/vse3

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0

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(252): Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0 http://tfl.nu/k7y9

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(716): View more from New York

tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"

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(716): tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered" http://tfl.nu/w7hl

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(905): View more from Ontario

downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.

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(905): downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade. http://tfl.nu/mls1

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(612): View more from Minnesota

My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?

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(612): My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right? http://tfl.nu/aroa

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(440): View more from Ohio

Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago

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(440): Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago http://tfl.nu/7mtt

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(276): View more from Virginia

LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.

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(276): LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything. http://tfl.nu/o8kx

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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.

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(617): Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that. http://tfl.nu/vcwg

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.

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(902): It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch. http://tfl.nu/pix9

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(301): View more from Maryland

there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?

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(301): there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night? http://tfl.nu/hxw0

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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.

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(501): If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you. http://tfl.nu/0j48

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