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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow

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(806): View more from Texas

The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.

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(303): View more from Colorado

HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE

(303): View more from Colorado

actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win

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(310): View more from California

I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car

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(212): View more from New York

hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...

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(847): View more from Illinois

Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.

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