yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..