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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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