Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
