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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58

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EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101

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(702): I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58 (702): EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101 http://tfl.nu/c82l

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively

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(609): I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively http://tfl.nu/gcun

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.

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(651): Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs. http://tfl.nu/vzqn

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.

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(306): lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real. http://tfl.nu/vnz8

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(773): View more from Illinois

I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.

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(773): I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it. http://tfl.nu/dkyt

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(773): View more from Illinois

Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.

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(773): Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster. http://tfl.nu/u4qm

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(630): View more from Illinois

On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be

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(630): On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be http://tfl.nu/th8f

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.

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(502): I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials. http://tfl.nu/t8ak

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.

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That is beautiful

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(405): He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me. (918): That is beautiful http://tfl.nu/7cuw

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.

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(615): Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life. http://tfl.nu/xyuq

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(714): View more from California

especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.

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(714): especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy. http://tfl.nu/y2zk

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(514): View more from Quebec

fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous

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(514): fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous http://tfl.nu/lo6u

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(623): View more from Arizona

He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.

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(623): He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick. http://tfl.nu/h1ew

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(231): View more from Michigan

if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death

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(231): if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death http://tfl.nu/o4hu

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(765): View more from Indiana

Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.

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(765): Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself. http://tfl.nu/ol87

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