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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point

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(914): All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point http://tfl.nu/whly

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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks

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(306): I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks http://tfl.nu/ndt4

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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.

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(203): At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it. http://tfl.nu/8csz

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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?

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(386): I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher? http://tfl.nu/eehc

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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.

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(330): You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter. http://tfl.nu/exdp

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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*

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(306): just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm* http://tfl.nu/auxk

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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.

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(727): He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again. http://tfl.nu/phzx

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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.

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(949): You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering. http://tfl.nu/3arq

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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.

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(774): In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely. http://tfl.nu/mh8s

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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.

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(785): That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA. http://tfl.nu/53zt

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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention

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(610): I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention http://tfl.nu/bnw5

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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.

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(708): He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro. http://tfl.nu/6fem

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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off

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I mean come on

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(720): Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off (720): I mean come on http://tfl.nu/0ezx

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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.

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(573): Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room. http://tfl.nu/y8jv

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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car

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(302): I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car http://tfl.nu/rca8

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