If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
