I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
