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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.

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(815): best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting. http://tfl.nu/8p5b

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards

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(908): I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards http://tfl.nu/y8zl

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.

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(832): Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails. http://tfl.nu/wp0v

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(586): View more from Michigan

Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!

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(586): Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!! http://tfl.nu/ndto

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(647): View more from Ontario

Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?

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(647): Was your bare penis on or around my blanket? http://tfl.nu/gx7p

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(530): View more from California

People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.

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(530): People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year. http://tfl.nu/w8ph

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(971): View more from Oregon

In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night

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(971): In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night http://tfl.nu/yyso

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.

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(603): You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you. http://tfl.nu/juhw

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(626): View more from California

we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night

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(626): we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night http://tfl.nu/j0p5

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(443): View more from Maryland

Two words: blizzard sex

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(443): Two words: blizzard sex http://tfl.nu/npwl

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(630): View more from Illinois

If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.

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(630): If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend. http://tfl.nu/5hx0

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(727): View more from Florida

being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend

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(727): being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend http://tfl.nu/2oap

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak

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(732): I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak http://tfl.nu/zu6f

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on

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(857): I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on http://tfl.nu/aaoi

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(386): View more from Florida

only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad

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(386): only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad http://tfl.nu/8a8k

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