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Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong