Texts From Last Night

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(813): View more from Florida

I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student

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(714): View more from California

you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.

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(646): View more from New York

I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries

(978): View more from Massachusetts

ok listen,

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.

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(646): View more from New York

I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.

(917): View more from New York City

That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.

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(817): View more from Texas

The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....

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