Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world