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(+61): View more from Australia

You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".

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(+61): You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering". http://tfl.nu/uajx

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(309): View more from Illinois

I need vitamin water and Jesus :/

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(309): I need vitamin water and Jesus :/ http://tfl.nu/afzj

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(970): View more from Colorado

idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.

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(970): idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me. http://tfl.nu/gdf6

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(773): View more from Illinois

We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.

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(773): We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life. http://tfl.nu/hprn

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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina

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(808): You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina http://tfl.nu/l91f

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(407): View more from Florida

There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.

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(407): There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high. http://tfl.nu/pv1a

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(210): View more from Texas

Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park

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Surprise ending

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(210): Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park (210): Surprise ending http://tfl.nu/6dpe

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.

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(412): I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life. http://tfl.nu/i42f

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.

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(702): I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now. http://tfl.nu/cei7

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(406): View more from Montana

fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke

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(406): fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke http://tfl.nu/cbs1

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(512): View more from Texas

This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's

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(512): This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's http://tfl.nu/e5h3

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(316): View more from Kansas

So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.

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(316): So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory. http://tfl.nu/2ivk

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn

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(603): This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn http://tfl.nu/xvco

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(212): View more from New York

Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging

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(212): Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging http://tfl.nu/88q4

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.

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(412): because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers. http://tfl.nu/qx0c

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