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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.

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(250): you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in. http://tfl.nu/ux6h

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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'

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(315): My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?' http://tfl.nu/x9n6

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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples

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(+41): I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples http://tfl.nu/80un

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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break

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(330): I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break http://tfl.nu/u8kr

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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...

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(541): She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets... http://tfl.nu/jeys

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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am

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(813): Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am http://tfl.nu/2v1p

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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!

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(254): His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!! http://tfl.nu/05kd

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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.

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(+61): we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry. http://tfl.nu/qm28

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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can

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(610): Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can http://tfl.nu/8h8s

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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner

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(347): just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner http://tfl.nu/v9ac

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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.

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(412): I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together. http://tfl.nu/59bc

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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.

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(641): Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in. http://tfl.nu/co4b

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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.

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(440): He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am. http://tfl.nu/6rv7

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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.

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(914): Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back. http://tfl.nu/842d

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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.

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(718): Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much. http://tfl.nu/absj

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