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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides

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(303): I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides http://tfl.nu/l3y7

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.

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(580): Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later. http://tfl.nu/xaud

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(408): View more from California

she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her

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(408): she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her http://tfl.nu/59og

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?

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(+44): Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual? http://tfl.nu/gxmo

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE

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(724): YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE http://tfl.nu/f19v

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(775): View more from Nevada

It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's

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(775): It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's http://tfl.nu/5kzf

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(914): View more from New York

You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes

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(914): You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes http://tfl.nu/luvd

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me

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(508): returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me http://tfl.nu/6648

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(928): View more from Arizona

He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.

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(928): He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this. http://tfl.nu/qphe

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(516): View more from New York

Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow

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(516): Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow http://tfl.nu/fcn3

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(903): View more from Texas

He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him

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(903): He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him http://tfl.nu/5oho

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(469): View more from Texas

These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story

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(469): These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story http://tfl.nu/9fd8

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback

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(610): Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback http://tfl.nu/do40

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(815): View more from Illinois

best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.

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(815): best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting. http://tfl.nu/8p5b

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards

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(908): I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards http://tfl.nu/y8zl

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