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I still have a little drunk in my system

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(207): I still have a little drunk in my system http://tfl.nu/4d02

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(620): View more from Kansas

I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.

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(620): I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha. http://tfl.nu/ibjh

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(813): View more from Florida

How many fucks given?

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0.12846

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(813): How many fucks given? (770): 0.12846 http://tfl.nu/h6ix

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(540): View more from Virginia

He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.

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(540): He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost. http://tfl.nu/kgj4

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(208): View more from Idaho

I agree and I would be an awesome dog

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(208): I agree and I would be an awesome dog http://tfl.nu/ijau

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse

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(905): I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse http://tfl.nu/ff1b

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(407): View more from Florida

He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.

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(407): He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf. http://tfl.nu/yndo

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.

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(864): Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best. http://tfl.nu/mp9w

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(573): View more from Missouri

You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing

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(573): You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing http://tfl.nu/vnt1

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(765): View more from Indiana

The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...

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(765): The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes... http://tfl.nu/ked7

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.

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(312): I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart. http://tfl.nu/a3w8

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(716): View more from New York

Right now you and beer are my only friends.

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(716): Right now you and beer are my only friends. http://tfl.nu/g9ok

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..

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(306): I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister.. http://tfl.nu/zxwo

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(315): View more from New York

I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex

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(315): I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex http://tfl.nu/6so3

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(317): View more from Indiana

This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves

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(317): This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves http://tfl.nu/8rmw

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