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(704): View more from North Carolina

Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.

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(704): Our nipples touched last night. It was tender. http://tfl.nu/lb9p

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(602): View more from Arizona

How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?

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(602): How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis? http://tfl.nu/64di

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch

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(201): The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch http://tfl.nu/v8nb

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(613): View more from Ontario

Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor

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(613): Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor http://tfl.nu/mn1u

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(530): View more from California

Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me

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(530): Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me http://tfl.nu/i3cm

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(217): View more from Illinois

Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?

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(217): Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient? http://tfl.nu/tlkh

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"

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(306): I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?" http://tfl.nu/60qj

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(404): View more from Georgia

He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho

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(404): He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho http://tfl.nu/2j15

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(410): View more from Maryland

He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.

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(410): He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome. http://tfl.nu/ga5n

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(786): View more from Florida

He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.

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(786): He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love. http://tfl.nu/fj2w

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(989): View more from Michigan

She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.

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(989): She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do. http://tfl.nu/3jaz

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(530): View more from California

Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.

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(530): Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out. http://tfl.nu/3l6o

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"

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(724): A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me" http://tfl.nu/trq4

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(561): View more from Florida

I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will

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(561): I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will http://tfl.nu/x78m

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.

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(503): I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor. http://tfl.nu/j2x4

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