I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best walk of shames are on the highway
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
