He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
And then he peed in my hair
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
