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(416): View more from Toronto

Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever

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(416): Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever http://tfl.nu/xryc

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas

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(608): either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas http://tfl.nu/63t6

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(573): View more from Missouri

The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.

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(573): The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is. http://tfl.nu/harz

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(207): View more from Maine

So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?

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(207): So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants? http://tfl.nu/9yby

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(212): View more from New York

Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?

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(212): Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking? http://tfl.nu/s8rr

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(416): View more from Toronto

I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty

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(416): I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty http://tfl.nu/ufna

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(440): View more from Ohio

im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.

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(440): im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good. http://tfl.nu/7xj8

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(707): View more from California

One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.

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(707): One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it. http://tfl.nu/0fd3

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.

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(973): Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration. http://tfl.nu/tyeg

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant

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(715): while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant http://tfl.nu/24gg

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(925): View more from California

it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave

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(925): it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave http://tfl.nu/lehg

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(309): View more from Illinois

Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on

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(309): Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on http://tfl.nu/7ltw

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(616): View more from Michigan

your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?

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(616): your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial? http://tfl.nu/h7zs

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(951): View more from California

What's dad's email?

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askmom@cause.idk

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(951): What's dad's email? (1-951): askmom@cause.idk http://tfl.nu/l2ab

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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING

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(320): I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING http://tfl.nu/fcp6

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