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(262): View more from Wisconsin

But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.

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(262): But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK. http://tfl.nu/jmv1

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(703): View more from Virginia

No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me

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(703): No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me http://tfl.nu/mnmv

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(810): View more from Michigan

Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.

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(810): Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be. http://tfl.nu/ssx0

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(705): View more from Ontario

I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth

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(705): I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth http://tfl.nu/7ynn

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(586): View more from Michigan

I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.

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(586): I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print. http://tfl.nu/m0e5

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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.

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(559): I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me. http://tfl.nu/4goz

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?

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If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area

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(479): Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius? (1-479): If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area http://tfl.nu/19ec

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(714): View more from California

It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.

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(714): It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you. http://tfl.nu/6jll

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(716): View more from New York

The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.

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(716): The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man. http://tfl.nu/vdpw

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .

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(203): Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes . http://tfl.nu/go9x

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own

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(612): I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own http://tfl.nu/8p1h

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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.

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(937): we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order. http://tfl.nu/a6f0

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(604): View more from British Columbia

With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant

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(604): With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant http://tfl.nu/nhig

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(973): View more from New Jersey

That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.

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(973): That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that. http://tfl.nu/drll

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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.

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(931): I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that. http://tfl.nu/d355

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