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(703): View more from Virginia

The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it

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(703): The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it http://tfl.nu/uv4l

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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.

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(206): After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me. http://tfl.nu/gzna

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.

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(715): Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house. http://tfl.nu/3u9d

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(646): View more from New York

Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.

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(646): Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants. http://tfl.nu/xfyp

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(404): View more from Georgia

Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend

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(404): Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend http://tfl.nu/exou

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(308): View more from Nebraska

But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.

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(308): But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name. http://tfl.nu/o88c

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(309): View more from Illinois

Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.

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(309): Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me. http://tfl.nu/ywui

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem

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(203): I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem http://tfl.nu/k0t1

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(519): View more from Ontario

You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.

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(519): You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores. http://tfl.nu/8wkn

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?

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(765): I think he bit my vagina. Who does that? http://tfl.nu/v3ua

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(618): View more from Illinois

There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead

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TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!

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(618): There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead (1-618): TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!! http://tfl.nu/r1e9

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(651): View more from Minnesota

She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?

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(651): She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her? http://tfl.nu/vjxs

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(941): View more from Florida

He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.

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(941): He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done. http://tfl.nu/raso

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(802): View more from Vermont

At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!

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(802): At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy! http://tfl.nu/f9qt

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(925): View more from California

Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.

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(925): Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle. http://tfl.nu/4jln

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