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(847): View more from Illinois

Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me

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(847): Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me http://tfl.nu/jbk0

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening

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(508): I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening http://tfl.nu/7pf2

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.

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(763): I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation. http://tfl.nu/r60z

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(216): View more from Ohio

I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.

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(216): I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time. http://tfl.nu/gxl7

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(516): View more from New York

mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?

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all of them.

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(516): mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs? (1-516): all of them. http://tfl.nu/l17j

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line

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(973): I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line http://tfl.nu/0x46

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(917): View more from New York City

I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot

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(917): I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot http://tfl.nu/xzbl

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(516): View more from New York

Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"

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(516): Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?" http://tfl.nu/n5f6

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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.

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(390): She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it. http://tfl.nu/hfa4

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(904): View more from Florida

UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY

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(904): UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY http://tfl.nu/1tru

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(410): View more from Maryland

he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped

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(410): he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped http://tfl.nu/j5y9

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(513): View more from Ohio

I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.

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(513): I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that. http://tfl.nu/ttqm

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(256): View more from Alabama

You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.

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(256): You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on. http://tfl.nu/mz82

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.

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(608): Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver. http://tfl.nu/0dvj

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(248): View more from Michigan

You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno

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(248): You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno http://tfl.nu/zff4

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