So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....