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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.

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(+44): Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations. http://tfl.nu/aymh

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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.

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(953): Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man. http://tfl.nu/f9iu

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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt

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(972): Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt http://tfl.nu/6r1m

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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!

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(256): Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN! http://tfl.nu/hbjb

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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours

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(317): Uh do you have my pants because I have yours http://tfl.nu/hs56

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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."

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(630): The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes." http://tfl.nu/u80c

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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing

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(717): I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing http://tfl.nu/zf0p

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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.

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(+44): The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking. http://tfl.nu/xzp9

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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"

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(425): "This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time" http://tfl.nu/p8pq

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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.

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(708): Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor. http://tfl.nu/ltxj

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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.

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(306): all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra. http://tfl.nu/tmhw

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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.

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(206): I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America. http://tfl.nu/kgwt

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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.

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(989): Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy. http://tfl.nu/ycqx

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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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(289): Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about http://tfl.nu/7vs6

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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms

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(415): I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms http://tfl.nu/hvko

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