Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked