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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.

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(267): I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted. http://tfl.nu/atfr

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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.

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(843): Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity. http://tfl.nu/9xn2

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(276): View more from Virginia

Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?

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(276): Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this? http://tfl.nu/9myy

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again

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(508): Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again http://tfl.nu/2hoz

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.

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Good. The Jell-O shots look great.

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(563): I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared. (720): Good. The Jell-O shots look great. http://tfl.nu/jppd

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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.

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(619): I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him. http://tfl.nu/tvqh

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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.

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(828): I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard. http://tfl.nu/r3ce

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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.

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(618): I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away. http://tfl.nu/bvec

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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.

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(803): I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean. http://tfl.nu/4wmr

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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.

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(+35): I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting. http://tfl.nu/tgle

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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.

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(902): Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore. http://tfl.nu/mvza

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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb

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(919): some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb http://tfl.nu/fvez

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(208): View more from Idaho

how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead

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(208): how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead http://tfl.nu/so8m

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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.

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(330): He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber. http://tfl.nu/k9tv

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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her

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(440): She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her http://tfl.nu/q6nk

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