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(479): View more from Arkansas

I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...

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(479): I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns... http://tfl.nu/3zef

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.

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(401): Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week. http://tfl.nu/pyo5

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(858): View more from California

someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..

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(858): someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty.. http://tfl.nu/ruec

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(714): View more from California

I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?

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(714): I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went? http://tfl.nu/i9uq

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(928): View more from Arizona

My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.

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(928): My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left. http://tfl.nu/85y4

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!

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(708): I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped! http://tfl.nu/5pnp

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.

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(513): I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me. http://tfl.nu/ewcq

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(712): View more from Iowa

My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.

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(712): My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain. http://tfl.nu/1h8o

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(607): View more from New York

Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.

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(607): Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend. http://tfl.nu/8rh6

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(831): View more from California

we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well

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(831): we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well http://tfl.nu/bl6g

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat

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(917): I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat http://tfl.nu/s2vr

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(636): View more from Missouri

She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!

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(636): She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude! http://tfl.nu/l1oq

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.

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(405): So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door. http://tfl.nu/69g0

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.

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(+44): Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later. http://tfl.nu/23tp

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it

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(203): I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it http://tfl.nu/jm8h

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