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(207): View more from Maine

So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.

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(316): View more from Kansas

DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????

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(317): View more from Indiana

Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.

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(360): View more from Washington

Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.

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(516): View more from New York

you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..

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(541): View more from Oregon

I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂

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(616): View more from Michigan

At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed

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