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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?

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(905): Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid? http://tfl.nu/amx6

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She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.

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(206): She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes. http://tfl.nu/c6ex

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?

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(304): Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina? http://tfl.nu/ly25

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.

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(410): I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket. http://tfl.nu/j5lv

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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away

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(617): We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away http://tfl.nu/reog

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(240): View more from Maryland

Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.

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(240): Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others. http://tfl.nu/v5nx

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We can't do acid Disneyworld.

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(407): We can't do acid Disneyworld. http://tfl.nu/egf7

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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.

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(860): I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person. http://tfl.nu/cae7

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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.

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(314): I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either. http://tfl.nu/ocw7

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(347): View more from New York

You blew him?!?!

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*Am blowing

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And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.

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(347): You blew him?!?! (201): *Am blowing (201): And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying. http://tfl.nu/5nfh

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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday

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(617): I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday http://tfl.nu/dcbo

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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.

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(518): He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band. http://tfl.nu/loy3

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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.

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(989): I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover. http://tfl.nu/w31a

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(713): View more from Texas

She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.

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(713): She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone. http://tfl.nu/3fa4

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(416): View more from Toronto

earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings

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(416): earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings http://tfl.nu/vy6b

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