Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
