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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?

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(609): Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you? http://tfl.nu/wmz0

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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.

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(928): I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples. http://tfl.nu/38j9

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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.

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(401): Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché. http://tfl.nu/g4lg

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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...

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(925): I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis... http://tfl.nu/k30a

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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.

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(925): You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months. http://tfl.nu/t8uf

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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness

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(425): Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness http://tfl.nu/fsz0

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(973): View more from New Jersey

In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off

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(973): In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off http://tfl.nu/ncu8

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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.

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(804): Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal. http://tfl.nu/5gs5

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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore

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(740): I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore http://tfl.nu/8kqe

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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.

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(423): That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator. http://tfl.nu/o4y1

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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.

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(519): Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom. http://tfl.nu/2pht

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.

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(+44): I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff. http://tfl.nu/4dhc

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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me

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(+44): I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me http://tfl.nu/ggvm

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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.

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(301): You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup. http://tfl.nu/bsru

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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.

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(425): Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink. http://tfl.nu/8c1k

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