Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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"But, I don't want to get FIRED!"
Your dedication amuses me I'll probably be your only thumbs up
Broken clocks are correct twice a day. That doesn't mean they're worth a shit.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.... Jimmy Buffet t-shirt!!!
If this area code was different I would completely believe it was from my phone. Perfect.
How about "I' not an alcoholic"?
This is what happens when u r the first of ur friends to get a grown up job
America, where being an unemployed drunk is cool.
It's famous fuck-me Friday!
I've also used 'i am in europe' as a response....