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  • Submitted by nvagboi on Sep 6, 10 at 2:42pm

    I'm a dude and yet I seem to be the only one who is fucking appalled by this. I mean, there's being selfish and then there is reckless endangerment and just fucking stupid. I hope some bitch cuts that guy's dick off some less fucktard we need to worry about breeding.

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      Submitted by Taipan on Sep 6, 10 at 3:25pm

      Nope. I agree with you 100%

    • Submitted by lestermgee on Sep 6, 10 at 10:31pm

      I am equally fucking appalled. The only people I know who pull out as means of birth control are in long-term, monogamous relationships. Even given those circumstances, if someone did this to me? I would refuse the Plan B and leave. Then I would feign pregnancy. Then I would fake a letter from a lawyer and demand compensation. (My father's a lawyer. I write a lot of stuff for him.) I would think of as many ways as possible to scare the shit out of him. And he would deserve every bit of it.

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        Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 7, 10 at 2:09am

        You would refuse the Plan B? Then what if you actually got pregnant? Think it through a little bit. Also, I'm more "fucking appalled" that you would extort the guy. I mean god damn at least he had the Plan B, it's not like he came in her and said, "oh well good luck with that."

        • Submitted by Weathergirl on Sep 8, 10 at 8:43am

          I presume he means 'refuse HIS Plan B' so he doesn't see you take it...

  • Submitted by Maulsky on Sep 6, 10 at 9:25am

    Pulling out doesn't mean contraception. You would have need PlanB either way.

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      Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Sep 6, 10 at 3:14pm

      ...and get tested...for a lot of things.

    • Submitted by jiujitsubuddah on Sep 6, 10 at 7:05pm

      Actually, there was a study done recently that showed withdrawal was almost as affective as condom use. You don't get pregnant without the presence of sperm. Thought that was common sense? Either way, the guy was an asshole for not having her consent for that.

      • Submitted by deskgirl on Sep 6, 10 at 10:18pm

        was that study done at the university of bullshitology? semen is found in precum. she's going to get an STD and/or baby if she keeps picking such dumbass dudes to sleep with.

        • Submitted by Ciel on Sep 7, 10 at 12:27am

          Actually, if you read an article linked later they say that unless he's had sex within the past few hours there's no way for precum to have semen in it.\n\nLink:\n\n

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            Submitted by jiujitsubuddah on Sep 7, 10 at 1:35am

            Thank you! Exactly my point.

          • Submitted by colabea on Sep 7, 10 at 4:32pm

            or if he jacked off within the past few hours, 24 hours to be safe. i dont think i know any dudes who dont masturbate at least once a day so the odds are pretty good. and withdrawal is somewhat effective when DONE CORRECTLY..i would nottt trust every boy to get outta there before the crucial moment

        • Submitted by jiujitsubuddah on Sep 7, 10 at 1:34am

          That's propaganda you hear in sex ed to encourage you to abstain. How about, before assuming I somehow made up this study, you research it? It's a real study. And you're a real idiot. Precum is VERY, VERY unlikely to have sperm in it.

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            Submitted by poppetsauce on Nov 6, 10 at 8:27am

            ...right...VERY VERY unlikely. Unless the guy has ejaculated in the last 24 hours, by what you've said. I'm a chick and I masturbate more than once a day. You are fucking stupid if you think otherwise. And a pregnancy would be the least of her issues. Still fucking stupid of her to allow that sort of thing.

            • Submitted by faytalyty on Jan 6, 11 at 7:23am

              omg, coitus interputus IS NOT VALID BIRTH CONTROL!!!!\nhow do I know? my first child was a result of the "pulling out" method. wrap it up if you don't want to get pregnant. \nAnd maybe this chick shouldn't be sleeping around with some asshole she doesn't know WITHOUT A CONDOM. she should expect a drawer of plan b to be in his room.

  • Submitted by pawes on Sep 6, 10 at 9:26am

    Ewww and how many other females has he raw dogged? I hope he is your boyfriend otherwise the both of you are nasty.

  • Submitted by Taipan on Sep 6, 10 at 12:43pm

    So basically he forced you to deal with everything that comes with taking a high dose of hormones just because he didn't feel like pulling out? That's f*cked up.

    • Submitted by ck24 on Sep 6, 10 at 1:51pm

      STFU and get the fucking shot , then you can be fat, happy, and then have a reason for being a bitch

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        Submitted by Taipan on Sep 6, 10 at 3:46pm

        *Looks up from pile of jelly donuts* who, me?

      • Submitted by colabea on Sep 7, 10 at 4:33pm

        this boys trippin because he wants full freedom to spill his seed in, on, or around anything he chooses. silly male privilege

    • Submitted by colabea on Sep 7, 10 at 4:35pm

      yup those pills arent exactly good for ladies especially if youve already needed to take it before or multiple times. and he had no consent to come inside her so thats wrong on all kinds of levels man

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        Submitted by Taipan on Sep 7, 10 at 10:10pm

        Amen, colabea. Amen.

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          Submitted by ck24 on Sep 9, 10 at 1:49am

          Fatty fat fat,- put the donut down!! a protein semen shot to the face will help you!

  • Submitted by belle_darkheart on Sep 6, 10 at 10:42am

    He could've gone the extra mile and scheduled you for a dr appt, too. Then again, he probably has another drawer of Valtrex.

  • Submitted by NotTelling on Sep 6, 10 at 10:34am

    wow. taking man-whore to a whole new level.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 10 at 11:28am

    You're saying this guy spends $50 on multiple packs of Plan B? That's a shitton of money. Indubitably fake.

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 6, 10 at 1:17pm

      cheaper than raising a child... also, “drawer full” was probably an exaggeration.

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      Submitted by Dookers on Sep 6, 10 at 1:32pm

      This may come as a surprise to you, but some people do in fact have lots of money.

    • Submitted by sexymath on Sep 6, 10 at 1:45pm

      Some university clinics sell them for cheap (~$20). I could see a guy dropping $60-80 to justify being irresponsible.

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        Submitted by Ciel on Sep 7, 10 at 12:24am

        Well in that case isn't it still cheaper to just buy the condoms...? Universities often give them out for free. $20 would still be a lot per unprotected session imo.

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          Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Sep 8, 10 at 1:41pm

          This guy obviously isn't into condom use...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 10 at 2:05pm

    Have fun with your STD's and hope you dont die of aids! Whats wrong with you idiots not using condoms?!

  • Submitted by Aquabalis on Sep 6, 10 at 9:12pm

    And that study was full of bs pulling out can never completely stop pregnancy...ever just sack up be a man and wrap it before you tap it

  • Submitted by nobodycares on Sep 6, 10 at 5:04pm

    Now it is time to march to Planned Parenthood for an STD test....

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    Submitted by IanN on Sep 7, 10 at 2:07pm

    Idiots using pull out approach. Pregnancy to me is way less of a priority than keeping clean from std's!

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    Submitted by Violator on Sep 30, 10 at 2:23pm

    dude seriously these are supposed to be something to kill time and read and laugh, sometimes almost puke, but just funny things. quit turning into politics... i think this is kinda freakin hilarious to be honest cause if she didn make him wrap its her fault too hah

  • Submitted by SallyVally30 on Sep 6, 10 at 10:19pm

    The girl is just as responsible fo

  • Submitted by ck24 on Sep 6, 10 at 1:49pm

    This guy plans ahead- Sounds like a win to me

  • Submitted by jbaby1 on Sep 6, 10 at 3:35pm

    i want to meet this guy!

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    Submitted by emjayare9911 on Sep 18, 10 at 5:25pm

    ugh. Plan B

  • Submitted by mexirishsopralto on Sep 8, 11 at 8:43pm

    Okay. My boyfriend and I use the pull out method. But when he is ready, he pulls out and jacks off. Not to sound gross or anything. And before anyone says "why don't you take birth control?". I can't. I had implanon and it fucked up my periods. Both the guy and the girl are idiots.

  • Submitted by erin_efj on Sep 6, 10 at 10:15pm

    What an asshole. What you do is ... don't take the PlanB. Have the baby, and make him give you child support for 18 years.

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Sep 6, 10 at 4:37pm

    Ask him if he has as spare AZT as well

  • Submitted by katiea20 on Sep 7, 10 at 9:57am

    ummm we're on tfln here not a pregnancy forum. its probably fake anyway so stop bitching.

    • Submitted by colabea on Sep 7, 10 at 4:36pm

      ooh we forgot opinions only mattered off the interwebs and debauchery is okeedokee for anyone who enjoys occasionally humorous sumbmissions

  • Submitted by ilikcheez on Sep 17, 10 at 11:50pm

    Awful. Just awful.

  • Submitted by mypoonispretty on Sep 6, 10 at 3:10pm

    Creampie surprise!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 10 at 2:19pm

    Just so everyone knows, each time you take PlanB it increases your cancer risk by about 20%, each time.

    • Submitted by nobodycares on Sep 6, 10 at 5:06pm

      Where do you get your "facts"? The protesters outside of abortion clinics or retards?

    • Submitted by Vacren on Sep 6, 10 at 5:09pm

      Every time you post a fake statistic you get 39.2% closer to Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking your head off.\n\nYou're an idiot, I hope you die in a fire.

      • Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Sep 8, 10 at 1:44pm

        Props to you both. And don't forget about cell phone cancer!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 5:13pm

    The people who thumbs down'd this are either men with souls or women

  • Submitted by manko on Oct 20, 10 at 10:18am

    Yea your fucked

  • Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Sep 8, 10 at 1:39pm

    Is anyone else thinking that she made a bad decision in the first place to rely on him pulling out?? She should thank him for the Plan B

  • Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Sep 7, 10 at 7:04am

    fuck this, i'm gonna go watch "idiocracy."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 5:42pm

    Now all u need to do is go get checked for STDs

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    Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 7, 10 at 9:44am

    Yea plan b is mad expensive. But cheaper than 18 years plus college.

  • Submitted by lindseycolleen on Oct 5, 10 at 12:24am

    Of course he's ok with it. He's not the one who will have so many unchecked hormones in his system that he'll spend the next month completely screwed up. \nWhat's "Plan B" if either partner had herpes or HIV? \nPlan B that, asshole.

  • Submitted by blackjack8041 on Sep 6, 10 at 12:09pm

    Very smart guy.

  • Submitted by lostinadream on Sep 7, 10 at 9:32am

    @Taipan: I agree that's fucked up. My bf and I have had to buy plan b twice and I got so sick off of it I was home for two or three days both times-granted that level of reaction may be a little less common. Never the less, high doses of hormones can be a real bitch. Op's hook up is a selfish prick.

  • Submitted by showmehowto on Sep 6, 10 at 5:06pm

    A drawer full of plan b? Seriously how much money does this guy have? A kit is worth 60$ a drawer full of plan b is worth a shiton of money.hate to say this but this is fake

  • Submitted by gnarcotics on Sep 6, 10 at 9:40am\n\nbut still, gross

  • Submitted by AngieBaby1994 on Sep 6, 10 at 11:01pm

    My ex always pulled out and u don't see me prego

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  • Submitted by ilbld on Sep 29, 10 at 2:42am

    While I agree that this is wrong, think about it people. Unless this was the girls first time, she is going to know that he is not wearing a condom. In which case she could have stopped the intercourse. Unless she gets it in writing and has it notarized, once he goes in raw, there is no guarantee that he will pull out.

  • Submitted by dieselkinevel on Sep 6, 10 at 9:14am

    Good for him.

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Sep 6, 10 at 9:22am

    Pulling out is still not a full proof option you idiots. But I see where he is coming from. Cumin inside feels warm and amazing. I'd give him a high five on this.