So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I'm a dude and yet I seem to be the only one who is fucking appalled by this. I mean, there's being selfish and then there is reckless endangerment and just fucking stupid. I hope some bitch cuts that guy's dick off some day...one less fucktard we need to worry about breeding.
Nope. I agree with you 100%
I am equally fucking appalled. The only people I know who pull out as means of birth control are in long-term, monogamous relationships. Even given those circumstances, if someone did this to me? I would refuse the Plan B and leave. Then I would feign pregnancy. Then I would fake a letter from a lawyer and demand compensation. (My father's a lawyer. I write a lot of stuff for him.) I would think of as many ways as possible to scare the shit out of him. And he would deserve every bit of it.
You would refuse the Plan B? Then what if you actually got pregnant? Think it through a little bit. Also, I'm more "fucking appalled" that you would extort the guy. I mean god damn at least he had the Plan B, it's not like he came in her and said, "oh well good luck with that."
I presume he means 'refuse HIS Plan B' so he doesn't see you take it...
Pulling out doesn't mean contraception. You would have need PlanB either way.
...and get tested...for a lot of things.
Actually, there was a study done recently that showed withdrawal was almost as affective as condom use. You don't get pregnant without the presence of sperm. Thought that was common sense? Either way, the guy was an asshole for not having her consent for that.
was that study done at the university of bullshitology? semen is found in precum. she's going to get an STD and/or baby if she keeps picking such dumbass dudes to sleep with.
Actually, if you read an article linked later they say that unless he's had sex within the past few hours there's no way for precum to have semen in it.\n\nLink:\n\nhttp://abcnews.go.com/Health/Economy/sex-study-pull-withdrawal-method-rivals-condoms-birth/story?id=7688558
Thank you! Exactly my point.
or if he jacked off within the past few hours, 24 hours to be safe. i dont think i know any dudes who dont masturbate at least once a day so the odds are pretty good. and withdrawal is somewhat effective when DONE CORRECTLY..i would nottt trust every boy to get outta there before the crucial moment
That's propaganda you hear in sex ed to encourage you to abstain. How about, before assuming I somehow made up this study, you research it? It's a real study. And you're a real idiot. Precum is VERY, VERY unlikely to have sperm in it.
...right...VERY VERY unlikely. Unless the guy has ejaculated in the last 24 hours, by what you've said. I'm a chick and I masturbate more than once a day. You are fucking stupid if you think otherwise. And a pregnancy would be the least of her issues. Still fucking stupid of her to allow that sort of thing.
omg, coitus interputus IS NOT VALID BIRTH CONTROL!!!!\nhow do I know? my first child was a result of the "pulling out" method. wrap it up if you don't want to get pregnant. \nAnd maybe this chick shouldn't be sleeping around with some asshole she doesn't know WITHOUT A CONDOM. she should expect a drawer of plan b to be in his room.
Ewww and how many other females has he raw dogged? I hope he is your boyfriend otherwise the both of you are nasty.
So basically he forced you to deal with everything that comes with taking a high dose of hormones just because he didn't feel like pulling out? That's f*cked up.
STFU and get the fucking shot , then you can be fat, happy, and then have a reason for being a bitch
*Looks up from pile of jelly donuts* who, me?
this boys trippin because he wants full freedom to spill his seed in, on, or around anything he chooses. silly male privilege
yup those pills arent exactly good for ladies especially if youve already needed to take it before or multiple times. and he had no consent to come inside her so thats wrong on all kinds of levels man
Amen, colabea. Amen.
Fatty fat fat,- put the donut down!! a protein semen shot to the face will help you!
He could've gone the extra mile and scheduled you for a dr appt, too. Then again, he probably has another drawer of Valtrex.
wow. taking man-whore to a whole new level.
You're saying this guy spends $50 on multiple packs of Plan B? That's a shitton of money. Indubitably fake.
cheaper than raising a child... also, “drawer full” was probably an exaggeration.
This may come as a surprise to you, but some people do in fact have lots of money.
Some university clinics sell them for cheap (~$20). I could see a guy dropping $60-80 to justify being irresponsible.
Well in that case isn't it still cheaper to just buy the condoms...? Universities often give them out for free. $20 would still be a lot per unprotected session imo.
This guy obviously isn't into condom use...
Have fun with your STD's and hope you dont die of aids!
Whats wrong with you idiots not using condoms?!
And that study was full of bs pulling out can never completely stop pregnancy...ever just sack up be a man and wrap it before you tap it
Now it is time to march to Planned Parenthood for an STD test....
Idiots using pull out approach. Pregnancy to me is way less of a priority than keeping clean from std's!
The girl is just as responsible fo
i want to meet this guy!
dude seriously these are supposed to be something to kill time and read and laugh, sometimes almost puke, but just funny things. quit turning into politics... i think this is kinda freakin hilarious to be honest cause if she didn make him wrap its her fault too hah
This guy plans ahead- Sounds like a win to me
ugh. Plan B
What an asshole. What you do is ... don't take the PlanB. Have the baby, and make him give you child support for 18 years.
Okay. My boyfriend and I use the pull out method. But when he is ready, he pulls out and jacks off. Not to sound gross or anything. And before anyone says "why don't you take birth control?". I can't. I had implanon and it fucked up my periods. Both the guy and the girl are idiots.
ummm we're on tfln here not a pregnancy forum. its probably fake anyway so stop bitching.
ooh we forgot opinions only mattered off the interwebs and debauchery is okeedokee for anyone who enjoys occasionally humorous sumbmissions
Ask him if he has as spare AZT as well
The people who thumbs down'd this are either men with souls or women
Just so everyone knows, each time you take PlanB it increases your cancer risk by about 20%, each time.
Where do you get your "facts"? The protesters outside of abortion clinics or retards?
Every time you post a fake statistic you get 39.2% closer to Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking your head off.\n\nYou're an idiot, I hope you die in a fire.
Props to you both. And don't forget about cell phone cancer!
Awful. Just awful.
Yea your fucked
Now all u need to do is go get checked for STDs
Is anyone else thinking that she made a bad decision in the first place to rely on him pulling out?? She should thank him for the Plan B
Of course he's ok with it. He's not the one who will have so many unchecked hormones in his system that he'll spend the next month completely screwed up. \nWhat's "Plan B" if either partner had herpes or HIV? \nPlan B that, asshole.
Yea plan b is mad expensive. But cheaper than 18 years plus college.
A drawer full of plan b? Seriously how much money does this guy have? A kit is worth 60$ a drawer full of plan b is worth a shiton of money.hate to say this but this is fake
@Taipan: I agree that's fucked up. My bf and I have had to buy plan b twice and I got so sick off of it I was home for two or three days both times-granted that level of reaction may be a little less common. Never the less, high doses of hormones can be a real bitch. Op's hook up is a selfish prick.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Economy/sex-study-pull-withdrawal-method-rivals-condoms-birth/story?id=7688558\n\nbut still, gross
fuck this, i'm gonna go watch "idiocracy."
Very smart guy.
My ex always pulled out and u don't see me prego
While I agree that this is wrong, think about it people. Unless this was the girls first time, she is going to know that he is not wearing a condom. In which case she could have stopped the intercourse. Unless she gets it in writing and has it notarized, once he goes in raw, there is no guarantee that he will pull out.
Pulling out is still not a full proof option you idiots. But I see where he is coming from. Cumin inside feels warm and amazing. I'd give him a high five on this.
Good for him.