Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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Mom knew, she is just tired of arguing with you.
I feel like this is written by a 14 year old girl who just snuck out of her house for the first time.
Moms always know.
Mom just decided not to call u on your bullshit nothing more nothing less
I'm sure the only thing you convinced your mother of is to give up on you and the fact that soon you will be a young parent or getting the high five. Way to go boss.
Mom is just in denial that her daughter is a slut.
You are SUCH a douche.
And she managed to convince you that the shirt she had on wasn't. Go mom!
Ghey like a boss
some mothers arent the brightest, but come on now lets not exadderate. you didnt convince your mom of shit.
Nope, mom knows exactly what you did. She is the boss and invented the boss.