Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
7 Great Movies – with Drinking Games that Make them Even Better
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
15 Things You’ll Miss About College – and 7 Things You Definitely Won’t
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be