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  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:45pm

    It's not winter break unless you wake up after 4pm

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:12pm

    psssh, my winter break? equals no alarm.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:49pm

    Get a job u fuckin bum

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:16am

    1131. Stop hating the world bc u grew up in a trailer ;) nobody cares

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:18pm

    10:09 Go fuck yourself

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15pm

    9:12 AGREED who the hell makes an alarm for break?

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:27am

    If I could double thumbs up it I would. THANK GOD 4 BREAK

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:37pm

    nay! winter break does not believe in alarms

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:38pm

    Like many others said. Don't need no alarm! It's winter break!! -girl next door

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:27am

    this isnt even funny.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:15am

    There is no such thing as in alarm clock over wider break.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:49pm

    What's an alarm during break

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:34pm

    In Soviet Russia, alarm sets you!

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:39am

    breakfast calzones from dp dough!

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:09pm

    @ 1007 Do you wanna know how I got these scars? The Joker

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15pm

    9:12 hells yes to that

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:21pm

    I did that this morning!!

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:52pm

    Actually no, jeff doesn't make it sound awesome. Do you want to suck his dick or something? Fuck off prick

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:11pm

    sleepin the days away

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:45am

    you don't set an alarm during break.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:21pm

    Dude college is such a tease for the real world. I should have enjoyed it while it lasted. Getting up at 6am 5 days a week blows. And it blows even more that now I can't sleep in because I'm so used to getting up at 6am.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:26am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel PS family guy is retarded unfunnny random shit

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:07pm

    It's people like 10 05 that make people like me go crazy!?!?!?

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:18pm

    God this is fucking hilarious!!!

  • 57 74
    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jan 28, 10 at 4:22pm

    This is my everyday.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:17am

    I don't even set an alarm! Woo!

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:34am

    It's not funny but it's awesome

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:19am

    way to rep the (918) if i make it up before 12 tonight was a failure

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:35pm

    It's funny seeing a person with a degree working at the same place as they did in high school

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:43pm

    11:24 seeing as I'm a girl I'm fine with it. It sucks for u tho licking at his asshole then. :(

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:28pm

    6:15, maybe you shouldn't even have a winter break if you can't learn how to spell "winter" in the 3-4 months you're actually in school.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:13am

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU'RE NOT FUNNY...and nowhere else for that matter. Fuck family guy

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:33pm

    Dear Jeff - nobody of any importance really cares what you think.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:13am

    12:13 Family Guy wouldn't fuck your ugly ass so stop dreaming.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:11am

    10:50 you represent the ignorant masses that are our american citizens.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:33pm

    My friends still can't find a good job after college. They didn't work hard enough for it.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:50pm

    You should be getting up at 6:00 AM and going out to do volunteer work like President Obama has asked of all of us. He is smarter than you so you should do what he says.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:40am

    wtf??????????????????

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:56am

    Don't hate the 918. Mother fucks.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:58pm

    How do we call Miguel

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:46pm

    Umm, my classes start at 5 and end at 9, in the pm, so my alarm isn't set until 4

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:51am

    Noon? That's early. Shoot for 3pm

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:06am

    I'm not done yet..and I'm about ready to kick the ass of everyone that keeps boasting about being free for winter break. Watch yourself.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:01am

    This is not funny WTF tfln do u take anything noew ? This site is getting less funny every day . Die whatever loser sent this in u sound like a total dork

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:04am

    bartlesville? my guess is the one and only TULSA. don't hate the 918!

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:17am

    @ 6:04 Fuck the 918 :D

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:20pm

    11:17 suck obamas dick

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:04pm

    laaaaaame. like that's news to anyone. I do that even during the semester.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:02am

    i want to hate you.. cause im not with finals yet..

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:45am

    12:11 your an ignorant fuck

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:44pm

    Oh I get it because he doesn't have to set up an alarm so early for classes because on winter break you don't have classes! -Jeff

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10pm

    Noon, really? That's the earliest I wake up during college, let alone during winter break. I would be pissed to wake up at noon....

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:44am

    I do that shit daily

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:56am

    OHHHHK bartlesville! (:

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:54pm

    I have to wake up at 4:00 am cause I actually have to work to afford college. Fuck you guys

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:47pm

    HELL YEAH TULSA. Represent our laziness.. nicely done

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:29am

    Goo winerr breakk man.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:49pm

    To the Jeff impersonator, that didn't really sound like something Jeff would say. It didn't make much sense Jeffs wording tends to be amazing not wtf

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:36am

    Don't hate the NiN3 0N3 3iGhTt

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:54pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:17pm

    Fuck u Miguel is the shit. He makes the threads worth reading

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:31pm

    10:54 is right. You fucks that get your college paid for by daddy are fucking pussies. I hope you can't find a job when you get your degree.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:20pm

    Alright guys, I quit at the request of many, but because these impersonators can't do it correctly...I'm back! ~Jeff

  • 44 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:57pm

    I said jeffs wording was good. I didn't kneel down before him in all mighty praise.