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  • It's not winter break unless you wake up after 4pm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:45pm
  • 1131. Stop hating the world bc u grew up in a trailer ;) nobody cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:16am
  • psssh, my winter break? equals no alarm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:12pm
  • There is no such thing as in alarm clock over wider break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:15am
  • nay! winter break does not believe in alarms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:37pm
  • If I could double thumbs up it I would. THANK GOD 4 BREAK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:27am
  • I don't even set an alarm! Woo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:17am
  • 9:12 hells yes to that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15pm
  • In Soviet Russia, alarm sets you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Get a job u fuckin bum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Dude college is such a tease for the real world. I should have enjoyed it while it lasted. Getting up at 6am 5 days a week blows. And it blows even more that now I can't sleep in because I'm so used to getting up at 6am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 9:12 AGREED who the hell makes an alarm for break?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15pm
  • It's people like 10 05 that make people like me go crazy!?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:07pm
  • breakfast calzones from dp dough!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:39am
  • Like many others said. Don't need no alarm! It's winter break!! -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:38pm
  • @ 1007 Do you wanna know how I got these scars? The Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:09pm
  • You should be getting up at 6:00 AM and going out to do volunteer work like President Obama has asked of all of us. He is smarter than you so you should do what he says.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:50pm
  • 12:13 Family Guy wouldn't fuck your ugly ass so stop dreaming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:13am
  • My friends still can't find a good job after college. They didn't work hard enough for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:33pm
  • sleepin the days away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:11pm
  • this isnt even funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:27am
  • 10:09 Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:18pm
  • What's an alarm during break

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:49pm
  • 6:15, maybe you shouldn't even have a winter break if you can't learn how to spell "winter" in the 3-4 months you're actually in school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:28pm
  • God this is fucking hilarious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:18pm
  • It's funny seeing a person with a degree working at the same place as they did in high school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:35pm
  • How do we call Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Actually no, jeff doesn't make it sound awesome. Do you want to suck his dick or something? Fuck off prick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:52pm
  • 12:11 your an ignorant fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:45am
  • Don't hate the 918. Mother fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:56am
  • It's not funny but it's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:34am
  • I did that this morning!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:21pm
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU'RE NOT FUNNY...and nowhere else for that matter. Fuck family guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:13am
  • you don't set an alarm during break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:45am
  • way to rep the (918) if i make it up before 12 tonight was a failure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:19am
  • Oh I get it because he doesn't have to set up an alarm so early for classes because on winter break you don't have classes! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel PS family guy is retarded unfunnny random shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:26am
  • Don't hate the NiN3 0N3 3iGhTt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:36am
  • 10:50 you represent the ignorant masses that are our american citizens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:11am
  • Dear Jeff - nobody of any importance really cares what you think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:33pm
  • 11:24 seeing as I'm a girl I'm fine with it. It sucks for u tho licking at his asshole then. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:43pm
  • This is my everyday.

    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jan 28, 10 at 4:22pm
  • Goo winerr breakk man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:29am
  • wtf??????????????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:40am
  • This is not funny WTF tfln do u take anything noew ? This site is getting less funny every day . Die whatever loser sent this in u sound like a total dork

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:01am
  • 11:17 suck obamas dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:54pm
  • HELL YEAH TULSA. Represent our laziness.. nicely done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:47pm
  • OHHHHK bartlesville! (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:56am
  • laaaaaame. like that's news to anyone. I do that even during the semester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:04pm
  • @ 6:04 Fuck the 918 :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:17am
  • Umm, my classes start at 5 and end at 9, in the pm, so my alarm isn't set until 4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:46pm
  • I do that shit daily

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:44am
  • I'm not done yet..and I'm about ready to kick the ass of everyone that keeps boasting about being free for winter break. Watch yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:06am
  • Fuck u Miguel is the shit. He makes the threads worth reading

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:17pm
  • To the Jeff impersonator, that didn't really sound like something Jeff would say. It didn't make much sense Jeffs wording tends to be amazing not wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I have to wake up at 4:00 am cause I actually have to work to afford college. Fuck you guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Noon? That's early. Shoot for 3pm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:51am
  • i want to hate you.. cause im not with finals yet..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:02am
  • Alright guys, I quit at the request of many, but because these impersonators can't do it correctly...I'm back! ~Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:20pm
  • 10:54 is right. You fucks that get your college paid for by daddy are fucking pussies. I hope you can't find a job when you get your degree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:31pm
  • I said jeffs wording was good. I didn't kneel down before him in all mighty praise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Noon, really? That's the earliest I wake up during college, let alone during winter break. I would be pissed to wake up at noon....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10pm
  • bartlesville? my guess is the one and only TULSA. don't hate the 918!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:04am